[color=#006600][/color]TO THE OFFICE OF MR. PRESIDENT
OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIRALAND (FRN)
Dear Sir,
LETTER OF ADVICE
Good day to d no.1 citizen of this great nation, THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NAIRALAND, Dr. Seun (Ph.d),(GCFR),(CON).
I'm writing to inform and advise u sir on the federal appointments you will soon be giving out to some members of this great nation. I know u want d best 4 dis nation and we are also doing our best 2 support u.
Firstly, I will like 2 recommend MR. EXPLORER as the honourable minister for education,science and technology. Based on his previous achievements and discoveries in d sector, I am sure he will take the sector to d next level .
Secondly, I am very sure that Mr. LALASTIC will automatically make it 2 d list (due to his loyalty), I will candidly advise u sir, not 2 give him any portfolio related 2 agriculture. We won't be happy seeing every SNAKE species going into EXTINCTION.
Furthermore, Sir, I will beseech u to add MR.SARRKI to d list. He will do wonders for dis political party of ours by making sure dat there's NO OPPOSITION whatsoever from any angle or party. It will b of great help if he will be made d SA 2 Mr. President ON POLITICAL MATTERS,MINISTER FOR INFORMATION and at d same time D NATIONAL CHAIRMAN/NATIONAL DEPUTY CHAIRMAN (NW ZONE) of dis great party.
In conclusion, I will be so grateful if I'm also given a chance 2 serve my fatherland in the petroleum or finance sector.
We will always support u sir. Our people are solidly behind u. Long live Mr. President, long live NAIRALAND. Thank you
Yours faithfully,
Hon.(Dr.)JOHNHUG(Ph.d

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