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10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:51pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 1
If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.

http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:52pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 2
Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:52pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 3
If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:53pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 4
Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 5
Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Durentmoney: 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2017
Why everybody just dey post bro code today?

C'mon talk bout Jesus
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:54pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 6
If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by obiorathesubtle: 1:55pm On Mar 12, 2017
Kachi188:
Code # 1
If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.

http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/


In other words...


You are not allowed to be besties with your bro's wife/girlfriend..

Lest you break this code..
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:55pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 7
If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:56pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code #8
If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:56pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 9
You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Kachi188(m): 1:57pm On Mar 12, 2017
Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by kiddoiLL(m): 1:59pm On Mar 12, 2017
OPall dz wan good o...but when my bro Hit on my girl kor?
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Akinkanju67(m): 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2017
Wehdone Sir
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:02pm On Mar 12, 2017
Kachi188:
Code # 6
If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!

Dats not even a code
Yu shouldn't at any point show or share brother a nude u collected from a gal... it is for u and yu alone... be a gentleman
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:03pm On Mar 12, 2017
Kachi188:
Code # 6
If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!
Dats not even a code
Yu shouldn't at any point show or share brother a nude u collected from a gal... it is for u and yu alone... be a gentleman
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:06pm On Mar 12, 2017
Kachi188:
Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.
Dis is another wrong code..
If Yu love ur bro Exe... dir is no point not going for her.... ur bro has nothing to do wit her anymore but inform ur bro... ex is ex... Ex is somting dah has gone
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by menxer: 2:08pm On Mar 12, 2017
Durentmoney:
Why everybody just dey post bro code today?

C'mon talk bout Jesus
Is Jesus not a bro?
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by YoungBlackRico(m): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2017
kiddoiLL:
OPall dz wan good o...but when my bro Hit on my girl kor?
Dang! That nigga done broke all the codes, you are permitted to shoot him. angry

©YBR

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by emmyid(m): 2:11pm On Mar 12, 2017
Kachi188:
Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.

All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.

Concerning this last point, what if the said girl is someone you know, not through your friend btw, infact, U knew her before discovering she was dating your friend. In this case, if she breaks up with my friend, do I need to distant myself from her? Knowing too well that she has always been my friend before dating a bro.

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Durentmoney: 2:11pm On Mar 12, 2017
menxer:

Is Jesus not a bro?
KIP KWAYET! Oya continue talking. shocked God have mercy on your soul

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by naijaboiy: 2:13pm On Mar 12, 2017
More like Fück boy codes.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by YoungBlackRico(m): 2:13pm On Mar 12, 2017
TimmyPapa:

Dis is another wrong code..
If Yu love ur bro Exe... dir is no point not going for her.... ur bro has nothing to do wit her anymore but inform ur bro... ex is ex... Ex is somting dah has gone
Bro, it depends on how the relationship ended and IF there's no emotional attachment on ur hommie side (He can even give his blessings). It's a complicated something dawg

©YBR

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by Dymaco(m): 2:14pm On Mar 12, 2017
TimmyPapa:

Dis is another wrong code..
If Yu love ur bro Exe... dir is no point not going for her.... ur bro has nothing to do wit her anymore but inform ur bro... ex is ex... Ex is somting dah has gone

your tiny mind won't understand the logic behind the code. stop forming Mr. nice.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by menxer: 2:16pm On Mar 12, 2017
Durentmoney:
KIP KWAYET! Oya continue talking. shocked God have mercy on your soul
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Sorry sir, Jesus is a sis.
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:17pm On Mar 12, 2017
Dymaco:


your tiny mind won't understand the logic behind the code. stop forming Mr. nice.

It's not been Nice.. it's been a gentleman
Well cus u dnt knw dir are Gentlemen's Code.. only if u r in u knw
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by kiddoiLL(m): 2:34pm On Mar 12, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
Dang! That nigga done broke all the codes, you are permitted to shoot him. angry

©YBR
LOL
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TrapHedges(m): 2:41pm On Mar 12, 2017
Bro !
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:53pm On Mar 12, 2017
Dymaco:

your tiny mind won't understand the logic behind the code. stop forming Mr. nice.
It's not been Nice.. it's been a gentleman
Well cus u dnt knw dir are Gentlemen's Code.. only if u r in u knw
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by firstking01(m): 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2017
All these man made laws and regulations sef....so, if my guys sister finds me appealing and one thing led to the other we both fell inlove titanically, you mean i should restrain myself from dating or possibly marrying her?

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Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 2:58pm On Mar 12, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
Bro, it depends on how the relationship ended and IF there's no emotional attachment on ur hommie side (He can even give his blessings). It's a complicated something dawg

©YBR
No matter Hw it ended.. so far it's Ex nd not dat I cheated on ma bro den am ok.. ma happiness is far important
Re: 10 Bro Codes That Can Never Be Broken. by TimmyPapa(m): 3:00pm On Mar 12, 2017
firstking01:
All these man made laws and regulations sef....so, if my guys sister finds me appealing and one thing led to the other we both fell inlove titanically, you mean i should restrain myself from dating or possibly marrying her?
Abeg no mind dem...
All dis smal small boy wey kn nothing about life

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