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Nigerian Police by bigfather(m): 6:12pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria , The president narrowed the field to three finalists: the SSS, the Army, and the Nigerian Police force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest. The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plants and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it. The Nigerian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten hyena . The hyena was yelling, " Okay, Okay, I agree, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!" |
Re: Nigerian Police by Imohbyron(m): 7:54pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Guy ,u are too much. |
Re: Nigerian Police by ochukoccna: 8:29pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
No burst my belle with lafta |
Re: Nigerian Police by bandely(m): 8:51pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
heard this long time ago, but it is indeed hilarious! |
Re: Nigerian Police by tayoast(m): 9:10pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
hahaha |
Re: Nigerian Police by adeshegsky: 9:45pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
thats not bad more of it |
Re: Nigerian Police by freecocoa(f): 2:15am On Dec 19, 2009 |
Nice one dude u made me laugh recklessly. |
Re: Nigerian Police by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Dec 22, 2009 |
lol nice one |
Re: Nigerian Police by DONFASZY(m): 11:59am On Dec 22, 2009 |
A TYPICAL NIG POLICE FORCE |
Re: Nigerian Police by Abbeycity4(f): 12:28pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
funny! |
Re: Nigerian Police by bydot1(m): 12:41pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
see ur t!T |
Re: Nigerian Police by clemcykul(f): 12:41pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
like your own |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 12:46pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
hmmm na my country pipul police una dey yab lyk dat o |
Re: Nigerian Police by clemcykul(f): 1:05pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
where be your country? mali? |
Re: Nigerian Police by dani1luv: 1:43pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
yepaaaaaaaa |
Re: Nigerian Police by bydot1(m): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
u run enter sh!t? |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 2:48pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
my clumsy y do u always confuse ur country 4 myn ? |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 5:54pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@ clemcykul u sure say ur oldman no b road block/ checkpoint police |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 11:36am On Dec 23, 2009 |
then e go be say na urs be him partner |
Re: Nigerian Police by omega25red(m): 5:40pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
LMAO im at work and i cant laugh out. that was soooo funny |
Re: Nigerian Police by reka(m): 6:03pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
lol, na them way be that ooo |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 11:36pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
romsky: and ur own dey count the money way our own make that day, sometimes our own dey catch am where him dey hide some inside shoe |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 10:57am On Dec 24, 2009 |
at least him be senior be dat & much more educated & talented than urs wey uniform resemble refugee camp rag |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 11:06am On Dec 24, 2009 |
@ rumsky abi na rum i say na your own dey gather the money we own make 4 the day and count am, if him hide any, we dey slap am, and give am frog jump , did i hear u say educated, na the photocopy of him first school leaving cert(pry 6) na him e take get the job, sun don leak him uniform finish, and him shoe don file sotey e turn him leg to bow leg |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 12:24pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
at least people no dey shout halleluyah 4 him show unlyk ya own wey raise head like aligator wey wan catch prey sure say ya papa fit use bottle bottom write zero self i doubt it |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 12:36pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
it all started as a humour , and na u put ur mouth 4 wetin no concern u. dont take it to the extreme, we do not want to be doing these, cos i be tony eveready, if i start i no dey look back oo , make i let u know now |
Re: Nigerian Police by romsky: 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
u will always get as gud as u give but m eno dey enjoy una primary skul copy pasted yabs |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 1:18pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
if u call wat u've been yabing original, i think i'll stick to the "copy and paste" one, cos ur own no hold water, u dey yan like babe, but wait o are u a guy or a girl? hey this is a friendly question 4get yabing first |
Re: Nigerian Police by Basildon1(m): 1:30pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
romsky:;DI'm laughing with tears in in eyes now, this is even WAY WAY funnier than the joke, gaddamnit , this is evil funny,the more you understand it the funnier it even gets |
Re: Nigerian Police by gidson12(m): 1:55pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
Basildon1: when u finish laughing u tell me, cos your 2 upper front teeth that could'nt fit into your mouth still makes u look like a laughing rabbit |
Re: Nigerian Police by sylve11: 3:47pm On Dec 24, 2009 |
gidson12: lol |
Re: Nigerian Police by mitchyy(f): 3:36pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
Hilarious! Lwkmd! |
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