supergata:
Nigerians are not claiming moral superiority over south Africans. Instead i supergata asin me myself i am claiming moral superiority over the unsympathetic south african animal zarzar.


May God Forgive me

ABOKI9ja:
Do you mean there are no South Africans In Nigeria? Fvck! Why do you think like non-humans? Thank God my Country has a Name and proudly Black Nation unlike that country in the South that has no name and slaves' Country. I heard Burundi is dealing with you guys with hot hot hot...

LeSudAfricaine:
the problem with you Nigerians Is that you like throwing stones when you live in glass houses

LeSudAfricaine:
but in Swahili you say " hakuna matata" and in Sotho you say " hao na mathata" they both sound similar and they both mean the same thing

ZarZar:


Unsympathetic animal? You're here talking shit, shouldn't you be mourning & cleaning up blood that's not yet even congealed over there in Ile-Ife. Instead of laying wreaths & covering bodies, you barbaric, psychophathic pieces of shit were standing over the bodies, taking pictures. Who is an animal now, AH? Take a good look in the mirror! Seriously dude, kiss my ass. You are one to talk? Haaaa!

MtuMsuper:

africans move from there to here and from here to there since God put us all in the African continent so no surprises. Hao na mathata sounds so cool.
Btw, south africans (and Zimbabweans as well!!! ) cook very soft pap. We like our pap (called ugali/sima in kiswahili and kwon in my native tongue ) ,very hard by your standards. In fact cooking bad pap for your husband is a serious crime in some communities in Kenya, it can get a wife a good beating. @ZarZar, how are your pap cooking skills, am under pressure here to take on number 2.

supergata:
compared to me you are an animal. compared to the animals taking pictures you are just a better animal. All in all you still an animal.

ZarZar:


Hahaha. I can't cook pap, it's not my staple. I'm a fantastic cook though Send the uncles over for lobola negotiations Me ever ready!

BUTCHCASSIDY:

He shoildnt forget to send the cows too

ZarZar:


Hahaha. I can't cook pap, it's not my staple. I'm a fantastic cook though Send the uncles over for lobola negotiations Me ever ready!

MtuMsuper:

i am a kenyan. most kenyans are at the very least bilingual. Many are trilingual. I am from the luo people and my maternal grandmother is from Tanzania. In our language, which is a non bantu language, we say, idhi nade? as a greeting meaning 'how are you? ' The reply is 'adhi maber'or 'am doing fine/well'.
Kenyans and tanzanians speak kiswahili (a bantu language ) as a national language, so most of us are intrigued to hear other bantu languages. Zimbabwean shona fascinates me the most. It's very understandable to me.
Can you compile a typical greeting card in Xhosa for us? How to greet, how to ask for water or food. Ps: isiXhosa and isi Zulu are so close, the untrained ear thinks they are the same.

ABOKI9ja:
Do you mean there are no South Africans In Nigeria? Fvck! Why do you think like non-humans? Thank God my Country has a Name and proudly Black Nation unlike that country in the South that has no name and slaves' Country. I heard Burundi is dealing with you guys with hot hot hot...

ZarZar:


The cows follow after the negotiations, silly

MtuMsuper:

okays, so you guys also do the uncle thing. Eerrmm, nowadays in Kenya, the unwhispered standard is 4 cows! maximum 4!!! alert me ahead of time. It's alright if you can't cook pap, am sure we'll survive on spaghetti and meatballs, or perhaps we can do pizza and chips and chicken for a change.


Wait, we're on nairaland, so you're python killing skills be better up to standard, so no uncles visiting mzansi until you can kill a python with one blow.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


hol' up let me get this straight ( Mtumsuper too)
So first she cooks pap for the uncles as a first step
Then after they bring the cows n'est pas?

MtuMsuper:

africans move from there to here and from here to there since God put us all in the African continent so no surprises. Hao na mathata sounds so cool.
Btw, south africans (and Zimbabweans as well!!! ) cook very soft pap. We like our pap (called ugali/sima in kiswahili and kwon in my native tongue ) ,very hard by your standards. In fact cooking bad pap for your husband is a serious crime in some communities in Kenya, it can get a wife a good beating. @ZarZar, how are your pap cooking skills, am under pressure here to take on number 2.

supergata:
You have not said anything.If my country men started killing kenyans.I wouldnt be openly supporting or trying to justify the actions of a countrymen in a kenyan forum.

MtuMsuper:

yes, she must cook pap first. no negotiations on this. The stages between pap cooking and cows are very many and complicated.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


hol' up let me get this straight ( Mtumsuper too)
So first she cooks pap for the uncles as a first step
Then after they bring the cows n'est pas?

ZarZar:


LMAO @ python killing skills. I'm not marrying a snake & bat eating Nigerian now, I'm marrying a Massai warrior, so no need for vermin hunting skills 4 cows!? That's too low in my culture. Our bride price is quite pricey, so save up, mpenzi wangu I had to look up the last part

ZarZar:


Mtumsuper is the only one that offered to marry me No, the girl is not involved at any time during the negotiations, except to admit that she knows the guy in question, then she's hurried away for the adult talk to resume between the two families.

ZarZar:


Mtumsuper is the only one that offered to marry me No, the girl is not involved at any time during the negotiations, except to admit that she knows the guy in question, then she's hurried away for the adult talk to resume between the two families.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Really... tell me more First she (zarzar ) cooks pap then...

MtuMsuper:

more than 4 cows!!! nooo! that's economic terrorism. Btw maasais just love eating meat and the very traditional ones will drink a special blood /milk mix, a certain researcher i know told me this is why they don't suffer cancer rates like other kenyan communities.

MtuMsuper:

the pap she cooks will be subjected to a very serious engineering test.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


Why the long face. Last I checked he wasnt the only one.
Even the clowns here insulting you will marry you in a heartbeat if the offer is on tha table

LeSudAfricaine:
it's true when these groups found the San or the Khoisan they fought with tem killing them,and mating with them that's why the Xhosa language with its "clicks" is similar to the San language, I guess it's also why south Africans are on average lighter complexioned.

LeSudAfricaine:
I've said what I wanted to say

LeSudAfricaine:
do you really wanna know what a slave is cone head? Lemme break it down for you

A slave is someone who wil risk his life crossing the Mediterranean to escape the slave conditions of his country
Who wont mind being a 10th class citizen in Europe or Asia as long as he escaped the slave conditios of his country
A slave is a woman who can even risk losing her dignity by prostituting her self in Europe
A slave in an inhabitant of a country who's economy is number on the continent but still queues for fuel, stil drive on pothole riddled roads and still uses generators in the was century
A slave is who's leaders travel to Europe for medical treatment but I left with a shitty medical system
A slave one who queues for asylum in my county
A slave is one who'll even sell his brother for human organs just to make ends meet
A slave is someone who got independence eons ago but it still oppressed by his own black government
A slave is an inhabitant of the so called number one economy but has the some of the lowest standards of living anywhere, Is subjected to poor infrastructure etc and yet his country I oil rich
A slave is a nationality not wanted anywhere and detested everywhere in th world
I could go on and on..

Between you and me I wonder who's the slave.

LeSudAfricaine:
the problem with you Nigerians Is that you like throwing stones when you live in glass houses

LeSudAfricaine:
the problem with you Nigerians Is that you like throwing stones when you live in glass houses

ZarZar:


I know they would, especially supergata, he has a hot nut for me He wishes I could go all rawr & animalistic on him in za oza room. LMAO. No one else has offered to marry me, Butchy, except that merciful Massai warrior