BREAD OR SEX JOKE
Wife: Honey can you please help me with cleaning the garden
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a Carpenter?...
Then husband walks out, after coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: l knew my wife will do this all by herself.
Wife: No its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: John our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much
Wife:No, he just gave two options, bread or sex.
Husband: l hope you gave him bread.
Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!!