[May God Almighty save us in this country. No opposition @all it's well

http://punchng.com/secret-report-bombshell-cash-strapped-pdp-plans-to-sell-party-membership-ministerial-slots/

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Finally, they are sharing the carcass of PDP. Most PDP members are nothing but selfish gluttons. Even in defeat they are given out contracts.
How on earth did this party rule Nigeria for 16 years.

PDP is gone like MMM period. What is remaining in PDP Is just a carcass which even T. B. Joshau can not resuscitate it to life.

Where are the stolen $billions & N trillions??

Only sai sherriff can help PDP out of this financial mess only sherrif b/c other pdp thieves refuse to release their loots.

PDP don turn to night club abi golf club. They do not know that they members are broke already. How will does broke members buy the RESURRECTION of a decomposing goat.

sarrki:


http://punchng.com/secret-report-bombshell-cash-strapped-pdp-plans-to-sell-party-membership-ministerial-slots/

affliction shall never rise the second time

PDP FOR SALE. UMBRELLA HAS TORN

PDP is now for sale in olx

This looks like Sahara report. I'm not reading it

Here lies the new mmm strategy...invest and get position

This is the PDP version of MMM. You are OYO

gold, diamond, and platinum membership? are they forming a polo club? useless people, so bereft of ideas. nah only to steal from the public till nah him dem sabi.

But really, all made for 16 years don finish?

GavelSlam:


Was it APC that put PDP on OLX?

see knock out!!!were you born this wicked?

sarrki:


http://punchng.com/secret-report-bombshell-cash-strapped-pdp-plans-to-sell-party-membership-ministerial-slots/

how much is PDP itself?

That is because looting which is their main source of income (which accounted for about 98% of their total income) has been cut off and stopped, I think. Or what do you think will be the reason for that?

hmm, Niiigeeeriiaaans...just like the biblical isrealites!!

omenkaLives:
...and out the window goes competence, popularity and merit. Just have more money and even if you are the devil himself, the ticket is yours!

That party is as useless as its supporters.

how does incompetent have money

Amarabae:
I just can't understand why APC is paranoid over anything PDP.
power still belong to the people, Buhari APC administration is a BIG FAILURE, even el-rufai has admitted that, relax, stop getting agitated over PDP,
prepare for PDP in 2019.

So you don't want Biafra again?
It's now 2019.

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE CODE: APC 101 COURSE TITLE: Understanding APC Government
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 10years for
(i.) Dollar exchange increase.
(ii.)Fuel pump price increase
(iii.) Power failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani herdsmen killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupils is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding'' and calculate its coefficient of correlation to anti-corruption war.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. "It is easier, cheaper and more important to national unity to procure 50 SANs defence lawyers than to produce ones WAEC certificate" Discuss (500 words).

6. Are the following APC statements contradictory, complementary or confusing? Give reasons for your answer:
a) Restructuring is part and parcel of our constitution and manifesto
b) We just set up a committee to help to define what Restructuring means

7. Predict the next 3 countries PMB will travel to if/when he returns from UK.

8. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill farmers and deploys jet fighter for Biafra agitators, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? Express your answer to 3 significant figures.

9. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i) masquerade dressing (as a perfect antidote to youth unemployment)
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii) fantastically corrupt
(iv) national grazing reserves (while reclaimed Sambisa is fallow
(v) compensation payment to fullani militants (as a means of stemming their killings)

10. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

11. If X used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on X.

12. If PMB @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short note on the following statements: a) 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one' within the context of realities of the Aso cabal.
b) 'My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room', explain what the other room is used for and how it affects the Nigerian economy.

14. Optional question: If "Buy Naija to strengthen the Naira" is plotted on the x-y axes, determin the intetcept coordinates of the following:
a) Use of foreign consultants to win election
b) PMB's use of UK doctors and hospitals when Aso Clinic consumes billions in budgetary allocation
c) Parking of presidential jet idle in London for 'prestige'

Your Time Starts Now!!!!!!