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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by davidif: 11:57pm On Mar 20
DollarAngel:
The bride's makeup is abnormal, make up artist should be sued for this

As in ehn? Nigerian women are usually heavily made up. This is way over the top.

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Nobody: 12:00am On Mar 21
All this jumping and dancing like he won the lottery
Not this one that 6months later he will be beating her or we hear he has one "spare tyre" or tyres sef because according to him and his ilks "one cannot eat rice everyday"
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Nobody: 12:01am On Mar 21
Heromaniaa:
My name is Psalm. Yes, awkward right? But that’s the name my mamma called me when I was born. My Dad had wanted to call me Job, but my mamma would not have it.

“Have you seen any man called Job that wasn’t a carpenter or a bricklayer” she had fired at my dad. “All the people wey dey answer Job na so so suffer suffer!” Mamma certainly hadn’t heard of Steve Jobs (well, after he moved out of the garage). Plus my oldman had suffered much, having lived from hand to mouth since he lost his job thirty years ago, yet his name wasn’t Job. So there was more to suffering than being called an ordinary name.

“Let’s call him David” my mamma had suggested. “It is simple and short. And remember he killed Goliath.”

“David? The man who stole another man’s wife? I can’t call my son David. All the people wey dey answer David too like woman!”


Mamma had thought of it and the lives of a few people bearing David in my neighbourhood had been enough to convince her. In fact two days before I was named, two married men had fought over a woman on the street, and they were both called David.

After much dilly dallying, they called me Psalm. Popsy wasn’t so excited about the name; David and Psalm were like Bobrisky and bleaching - One and the same. But in the end he accepted it. So that was how I got my name, one would think after all the hair-splitting deliberations that gave birth to my name, my name would at least bring me luck. Far from it. I don suffer pass nyash. Yes. I have been peed on, poo on, sat on and what not…

Yesterday was the day kasala burst for my head. I was on my way to an interview. Since 5 years wey I graduate, bros, I never see real job. But that yesterday, something told me that was the end of my job search. My girlfriend had linked me to a friend that had friend who was the GM in a manufacturing company. When I contacted the so called GM, he picked the phone and answered me like a vampire had given him a Mouth Gig.

“Who be rat? He spat out.

“It’s me Psalm. A friend of Sarah, who is a friend to Akpan, your good friend. He said you are the GM of Green food Industries.”

I could hear him chuckling on the other end.

“Werin you wan make I ju for you?” he replied. I was already getting pissed.

“I want to submit my CV to your company. I was told you could help me get a job”

“Bring am tomorrow, I go help you give the GM”

“Are you not the GM?

“Bro e be like say you never ready. I be the Gateman, your friend no tell your friend to tell your friend to tell you?

My jaw dropped. But I had no choice; I tidied my white shirt and dusted my CV. I must get that job the next day...

As early as 8 AM the next day, I set out. My gf had made a delicious afang soup the other night. I quickly heated four wraps of fufu, devoured it and left feeling like a bouncer. It had rained the other night and the bad roads were still muddy. I did my best to avoid reckless drivers from splashing dirty water on me. My best, as usual, was not enough.

A man in a black prado Jeep zoomed past, emptying a pot hole of muddy water on me. I did what any other frustrated man would do.



I boarded a bike and chased after him. Who knows, he could settle me with something tangible. The okadaman was a skillful rider but the prado guy had no chill. After five minutes, I spotted his car parked right in front of my babe’s apartment. Fear catch me like politician wey receive alert from Dasuki. I paid off the bike man and cautiously peeped into my girlfriend’s one room apartment. What I saw shocked me.

Prado guy sat on the edge of the bed grinning like a child who has just got a new toy. My gf was wearing only the white lacy pant I had bought her at Oshodi. She started to twerk like a pole dancer. Then she drew closer to him and began to give him a lap dance.


I couldn’t take it anymore.

She had never given me a lap dance before.

I barged into the room like a herd of buffaloes. Perhaps, I had eaten too much fufu than I should. My blood was hot like ofada stew. I probably should have asked the man who he was or what was going on but at that time I wasn’t thinking. I would’ve given the wrong answer had you asked what my name was.

To cut it short, I grabbed a thick high heeled leather shoe and hit him as many times as I could. I have used that shoe to split coconut before so I knew its potential. My girlfriend jumped and grabbed me from behind, while I tried to wriggle out, Prado guy jumped off like a deer and scurried away. The next I heard was the voooooooom of his car and he was gone.

“You shouldn’t have done that” my girlfriend whispered. “I have something to tell you.”

“Whatever you have to tell me, can wait. I have an interview this morning and I must grab the job”.

“Don’t go, you won’t get the job” she replied.

But I was already on the street. I must get the job.

I got to the office some minutes before nine. A doll faced secretary asked what I had come to do and I told her I had come to take my job. She understood my desperation and checked my name in the appointment book.

“You don’t have an appointment. You have to book an appointment to see the HR.” She replied innocently.

“I have an appointment today. Please could you check one last time?”

While she bent down to crosscheck I tiptoed away and located the interview room. I knocked and entered. It was then I realized why my girlfriend had said I wouldn’t get the job. There were three interviewers sitting across the table in the massive office; two fierce looking ladies and one man with plasters on his face – you guessed right! The Prado guy!

I walked in and sat calmly. Prado guy recognized me. I could see the shock on his face. He stood up instantly like a wasp stung him, grabbed a flower vase close by and shattered it on my head. My vision faded and I blanked out.

When I woke up, my girlfriend and biggie were sitting close to me.
I was lying on my girlfriend’s bed, the same bed where Prado guy had sat. I shuddered.

“Did I get the job?” I asked, unsure of what was happening around me.

My girlfriend replied, “I told you, you won’t get the job.”


It doesn't end here. Click to read the next frustrating episode that drew me closer to my current state of madness. It is titled "scammed." comment below and tell me what you think. Read more http://9jachannel.blogspot.com.ng/2017/03/diary-of-frustrated-graduate-3.html

Abeg who get rotten bread make him give me make I chop.
Who asked you Mr. storyteller? angry

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Nobody: 12:04am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?
Its not by crying madam. I know a man who wept on hos wedding day. Today the marriage is in ruins
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by montezz(f): 12:13am On Mar 21
BUTCHCASSIDY:

Its not by crying madam. I know a man who wept on hos wedding day. Today the marriage is in ruins
E kaabo

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Nobody: 12:15am On Mar 21
montezz:

E kaabo
Ese gaan smiley
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Teeeg(m): 12:25am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?

And he is funny. I met him in IB few years ago. Such a nice dude smiley

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by gtboy1(m): 12:49am On Mar 21
see foundation for the lady face

see foundation for the lady face

see foundation for the lady face

foundation ko,roof ni?
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by blkmum700: 12:50am On Mar 21
sojiboy:
When u know, she is a Virgin and u ve taken Burantaashi..... U will now be singing wafeku laleyi

if person know wan laugh una shall go make person laugh for this nairaland
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Jay542(m): 12:55am On Mar 21
DollarAngel:
The bride's makeup is abnormal, make up artist should be sued for this
What's abnormal about the make-up nw
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by chris31(m): 1:06am On Mar 21
Over highness dey worry d guy
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by baddosky1: 1:42am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?

Does the word "handsome" have another definition? undecided
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Mayflowa(m): 2:40am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?

You like him when he goes for someone else. when he comes for you, you say he is not good enough. woman makes a man.

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by GogobiriLalas: 3:29am On Mar 21
stephleena:
hmm,Yoruba demon in action
I guess you too have enjoyed Yoruba cassava...go and sin no more cheesy

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by montezz(f): 3:34am On Mar 21
Mayflowa:


You like him when he goes for someone else. when he comes for you, you say he is not good enough. woman makes a man.
Hmmm.
Let him come first.
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Aburi001: 4:01am On Mar 21
stephleena:
hmm,Yoruba demon in action
Badt mouth tongue grin
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by potent5(m): 4:04am On Mar 21
sojiboy:
When u know, she is a Virgin and u ve taken Burantaashi..... U will now be singing wafeku laleyi
Wickedness.
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by eamon360(m): 4:26am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?
Trust me wen I say I'm here. Inbox me ur 11 digit so we can start up by knowing each other
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by LockDown69(m): 4:43am On Mar 21
youngberry001:
nigga that boobs set ooh tongue



tcheeew God dey bless some peeplz wit comfirm woman`s oh chaii
Which boobs? Your eye go clear when you see pad.

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by LorDBolton: 5:07am On Mar 21
Honestly what's hapening to men nowadays
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Tabbaz(m): 5:13am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?
grin

Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Odeyinigbin(m): 5:22am On Mar 21
VolTOxic:
Nice. When I grow up, I want to be like this man.

It's better u read ur books first
You re still a small boy
Forget about marriage for now
OK?
Holy spirit will direct u wen it is tym
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Kelly2713(m): 5:30am On Mar 21
i dont understand

Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by marynPearl(f): 5:45am On Mar 21
Thumbs up for the dude mehhn grin.beautiful gown.HML
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by ElsonMorali: 6:57am On Mar 21
mirabeldesmond:
lemme see who will tell me not to say 'yes' to a Yoruba brother grin

I like that. kiss

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Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by VanBommel(m): 6:59am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall
Dark
Handsome
He even cried
He can dance
Awwwwwwww


Hubby where are you na?
he dey for sambisa tongue tongue
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Icaretoo: 7:00am On Mar 21
DollarAngel:
The bride's makeup is abnormal, make up artist should be sued for this


it matches d guy's suit
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by ElsonMorali: 7:00am On Mar 21
montezz:

Hmmm.
Let him come first.

Like the guy said, Maybe He has come already but you pushed him away into another woman's arms tongue

Just go for a "Yoruba d*mon " and You'll be posting your own pictures in no distant time. wink
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by AlphaStyles(m): 7:01am On Mar 21
montezz:
Tall Dark Handsome He even cried He can dance Awwwwwwww

Hubby where are you na?
U be cat?
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by Mayflowa(m): 7:04am On Mar 21
montezz:

Hmmm.
Let him come first.

Fine! I am here! LoL
Re: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by montezz(f): 7:06am On Mar 21
Mayflowa:


Fine! I am here! LoL
Lol. Good morning.

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