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Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Modelsms5: 9:32pm On Mar 21, 2017
We guys have been made to think that we must
always do anything possible to impress the
female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her
babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order
to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come
back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the
end.
1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are
guilty of this especially when trying to woo a
lady or when taking her to bed. This is wrong in
so many ways: it will damage your health, its a
temporary measure, you most times end up
misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll
succeed in wooing or performing well in bed.
Besides, the lady will know that you took
something and that you lack confidence and
esteem. Be yourself.
2. Spending above your means: whether its
buying things you don't really need in order to
look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things
you normally should not be buying. Its wrong. I
see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to
what purpose? The worst is many of them come
back to their senses when its already too late!
3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys
normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady
about what you're not. Why tell a lady your
father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea
player, or you work in Shell. This will make her
have high expectation from you which you would
be trying to live up to.
4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy
that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy
to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a
lady. Whether its badmouthing, fighting or
quarelling with him, its not worth it.
5. Giving your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a
committed Christian or Muslim, you start
backsliding or become uncommitted because she
told you to. You start to abandon your loved
ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive
and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its
a very silly thing to do because when the chips
are down, those are the only things that will get
you going- God, your family and loved ones and
your job which will put food on your table.
6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no
need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who values good guys. U
don't need to force yourself to seem confident if
you're a shy guy. People will know you're just
acting it up.
Add yours please...

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Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 9:34pm On Mar 21, 2017
grin

please remove lying from the list......if uttering some lies would get me the cookie that I would do.
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Mar 21, 2017
professorfal:
grin

please remove lying from the list.
shocked shocked

Guilty as charged cheesy grin grin
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Bowwow11(m): 9:39pm On Mar 21, 2017
nice one
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2017
Alondrah:
shocked shocked

Guilty as charged cheesy grin grin

and convicted. I came to understand that ladies find lies intriguing especially when they could detect.

mayhap because it involves lots of persuasive and convincing words and also prompt long conversation. The truth is always short and simple and evidently boring.

miss in the court of truth I'm a convicted felon.

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Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 21, 2017
professorfal:


and convicted. I came to understand that ladies find lies intriguing especially when they could detect.

mayhap because it involves lots of persuasive and convincing words and also prompt long conversation. The truth is always short and simple and evidently boring.

miss in the court of truth I'm a convicted felon.
Funny...

Truly Ladies are moved by what they hear, some are moved by honest words too. Sometimes we tend to focus on the present and ignore the future. After getting the cookie what's next? Don't you feel guilty about lying to her? The shame that comes after a revelation of truth? How do you cope?.

I hereby summon you to rehabilitation center for 12 months cheesy grin
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Bluezy13(m): 10:03pm On Mar 21, 2017
Alondrah:
Funny...

Truly Ladies are moved by what they hear, some are moved by honest words too. Sometimes we tend to focus on the present and ignore the future. After getting the cookie what's next? Don't you feel guilty about lying to her? The shame that comes after a revelation of truth? How do you cope?.

I hereby summon you to rehabilitation center for 12 months cheesy grin

A player has no place for guilt after banging!
Shame does not count either.
Because he never takes her seriously.


Perhaps, a player like me
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 21, 2017
Bluezy13:


A player has no place for guilt after banging!
Shame does not count either.
Because he never takes her seriously.


Perhaps, a player like me
And what if she does?


I think players should go after players so no one will get hurt smiley
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 10:30pm On Mar 21, 2017
Alondrah:
Funny...

Truly Ladies are moved by what they hear, some are moved by honest words too. Sometimes we tend to focus on the present and ignore the future. After getting the cookie what's next? Don't you feel guilty about lying to her? The shame that comes after a revelation of truth? How do you cope?.

I hereby summon you to rehabilitation center for 12 months cheesy grin

you've got to do what you got to do to get what you want. I'm not proud of what I do but its what I've got to do to satisfy my urges. about feeling guilty, lol I'm a heartless wretch, I feel nothing!

rehab can't fix me. you don't preach to a hungry man, you feed him!
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Nobody: 11:34pm On Mar 21, 2017
professorfal:


you've got to do what you got to do to get what you want. I'm not proud of what I do but its what I've got to do to satisfy my urges. about feeling guilty, lol I'm a heartless wretch, I feel nothing!

rehab can't fix me. you don't preach to a hungry man, you feed him!
You need to see a psychologist. grin

I give upgrin cheesy
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by ruggedtimi(m): 11:44pm On Mar 21, 2017
Borrowing her money for her sch fee...
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Rosamystica(f): 2:16am On Mar 22, 2017
rosamystica:
Fairy tale....
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by metallisc(m): 5:41am On Mar 22, 2017
Bluezy13:


A player has no place for guilt after banging!
Shame does not count either.
Because he never takes her seriously.


Perhaps, a player like me

Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by metallisc(m): 5:43am On Mar 22, 2017
Alondrah:
And what if she does?


I think players should go after players so no one will get hurt smiley

Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by metallisc(m): 5:44am On Mar 22, 2017
Alondrah:
You need to see a psychologist. grin

I give upgrin cheesy

Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Bluezy13(m): 7:05am On Mar 22, 2017
Alondrah:
And what if she does?

I think players should go after players so no one will get hurt smiley
Her business. She will get over it with time.
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Tazdroid(m): 7:47am On Mar 22, 2017
Borrowing shirt, vest, boxers, jeans and shoes for an outing
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by PrickGetSize(m): 8:01am On Mar 22, 2017
7. Never stoop to suck her toto on your first fvck date but make sure she sucks your prick. Claim your supremacy quick before she makes you an asslicker like Silkmoth33.

8. Make sure you're sound in health and are able to attain 100% erection on the first fvck. Girls don't like men with rubber pricks and first impression matters a lot.
Don't take viagra!!! Fvcking is no longer fun if you're not able to cum after 30 minutes in a single round!

9. Always make sure you use condoms when you fvck a new girl to avoid STD's and accidental pregnancy. Never fvck her raw unless you're ready to make her your wife. Every single girl is a free-fvck agent. Never listen to those boyfriend/girlfriend love craps; they don't exist in the real world. But the average girl can offer you 30% of her love if you promise to put a ring on it.
I recommend Durex Light.

10. Add yours..
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Modelsms5: 3:14pm On Mar 22, 2017
professorfal:
grin

please remove lying from the list......if uttering some lies would get me the cookie that I would do.

Hmmm u na bad guyo
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by babyfaceafrica: 3:21pm On Mar 22, 2017
I agree..but ladies love lies,so how do you get the cookie if you don't lie?.......it is why relationship is a mess nowadays..ladies love led ,men love boooobs and yansh.....
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 22, 2017
OP, in reality, all's fair in love and war.
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by Modelsms5: 7:14am On Mar 23, 2017
Bluezy13:

A player has no place for guilt after banging! Shame does not count either. Because he never takes her seriously.

Perhaps, a player like me
bad guy
Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by modelsms10: 7:07pm On Mar 23, 2017
some of the points are germqne

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