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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by fm001(m): 10:54am On Mar 30, 2017
Nukualofa:
When a Child makes mistake to be born in Ibadan
People with their peculiar idleness, being devoid of creative ideas that will progress nation.....smh
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by dipznano: 10:57am On Mar 30, 2017
2shur:
Ibadan is a mostly occupied by civil servants.
Average standard self con..80k
Up to standard self con 220k.
Flat 300k upwards.
Irs a dev city
Bodija.mokola.dugbe.ring road..chalenge..yiyaganku gra..iwo road...its a wide ass state.
Pretty much empty.
Nothing to pffer
Jus like benin city
U see umlimited beer parlors
Uncountable churches
Alfas and the uneducated.
Hotels
Brotels
Car wash
Belgium tokunbo cars
Banks
Opo mini cinema
Filing stations
Schools
Biz center
Cyber cafe
Boutique
Aboki cihar joint
Suya man
Igbo market ..o.k clothes
Electronic stores
No fuckin industry men
So how d fuc u puasy getting angry.
Abi una geh industries for here.
Una geh oil
Even ph sef the dame thing if nor be for oil.
Everyone for be omila.

Jus dah i.b got lots of ritualistic imbeciles
They love incest
Agneroism
Robbery
Kidnapping 4 rituals.
Local 419
Rituals
Ritualistic pastors
Unlimited woli and dagbo alfas



so what happened to Oluyole industrial estate, British American tobacco etc

you don't know shi!

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by adeoba2008(m): 10:57am On Mar 30, 2017
Ibadan is a great city for a decent man to live in not like Lag.

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Xbee007(m): 10:58am On Mar 30, 2017
Damilare5882:
you are crazy for calling it a rotten city ... Who your Lagos help...fucccktard ...and all of una go dey hype lagos like sey e one Texas ...mtweee
Just check the guy profile nd u will realise he is just another pained Osu.
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Kakamorufu(m): 11:02am On Mar 30, 2017
illicit:
Ibadan, you still get 20# bus
yes.. u got p with that

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Kakamorufu(m): 11:03am On Mar 30, 2017
sean1000x:
I remember entering Ibadan last week...was hit by the smell of Amala right from the highway. I turned back and drove back to Lagos! I can't stand that rotten city!
eeeediot
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Slurity(m): 11:03am On Mar 30, 2017
can someone please remind me the meaning of hilarious again?
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Origin(f): 11:06am On Mar 30, 2017
My ibadan sweet ibadan. Nigeria"s own mega city. The old and new, sweet memories. Ibadan the city of golden roofs.

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Shiitposter: 11:08am On Mar 30, 2017
Nukualofa:
grin grin

Fu#king lol grin grin
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by 2shur: 11:09am On Mar 30, 2017
Keep your hands off my quote
Fuc u low self esteemed tribal marked afonja.
So u write for likes.
Oh please Bleep off my page.
sameni123:

Even you yourself know you wrote shit that you can't even like your own comment ....have never seen someone type this much on naira land without a single likes

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by femolii: 11:11am On Mar 30, 2017
I don't even know when people will be proud of any place in Osus land self, God really bless yorubas ooo.
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Damilare5882(m): 11:11am On Mar 30, 2017
ElsonMorali:


You should know that the guy isn't Yoruba.

Real Yorubas who live in Lagos respect Ibadan as the political capital of the Yorubas, while real Yorubas living in Ibadan respect Lagos as the economic capital of the Yorubas.
na the first comment way my eyes catch b dat ..the tin just vex me . You get brain baba.

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by dipznano: 11:12am On Mar 30, 2017
Rubyventures:
I did my youth service in Ibadan, The people are very friendly, food and accommodation very reasonable, I stayed in onireke not too far from Dugbe and Eleyele. I wont mind settling down there. The only problem I had then was the communication. Sometimes I go into official buildings or if I lost my way, I used to find it difficult to get someone who speaks English. Bodoja is a very nice Area. In Ibadan you get good value for your money and the pollution is less. Its only 30mins drive to Lagos.

ahahn you can lie for Africa biko
grin

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Rubyventures: 11:16am On Mar 30, 2017
dipznano:


ahahn you can lie for Africa biko
grin

How did you come to that conclusion? I am talking about my youth service experience more than 10 years ago and you are calling me a liar.
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by madapcmod: 11:17am On Mar 30, 2017
Ibadam, home of filthy amala ati ewedu smelling goat food, home of extra large yokozuna bleaching afonjanatu women. Home of tiger clawed face ugly cretins.

Spits on Ibadam, the headquarters of rusted brown roof mud settlement
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Kakamorufu(m): 11:17am On Mar 30, 2017
2shur:
Ibadan is a mostly occupied by civil servants.
Average standard self con..80k
Up to standard self con 220k.
Flat 300k upwards.
Irs a dev city
Bodija.mokola.dugbe.ring road..chalenge..yiyaganku gra..iwo road...its a wide ass state.
Pretty much empty.
Nothing to pffer
Jus like benin city
U see umlimited beer parlors
Uncountable churches
Alfas and the uneducated.
Hotels
Brotels
Car wash
Belgium tokunbo cars
Banks
Opo mini cinema
Filing stations
Schools
Biz center
Cyber cafe
Boutique
Aboki cihar joint
Suya man
Igbo market ..o.k clothes
Electronic stores
No fuckin industry men
So how d fuc u puasy getting angry.
Abi una geh industries for here.
Una geh oil
Even ph sef the dame thing if nor be for oil.
Everyone for be omila.

Jus dah i.b got lots of ritualistic imbeciles
They love incest
Agneroism
Robbery
Kidnapping 4 rituals.
Local 419
Rituals
Ritualistic pastors
Unlimited woli and dagbo alfas
u don know Ibadan for mind. keep lying. Kontinu.
like all these doesn't exist in Lagos abi

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by netmillionaires(m): 11:17am On Mar 30, 2017
Very funny comments everywhere. Is cheap commodities not what we are actually praying for as a nation? If not for exchange rate, a $750 Galaxy S8 is suppose to be selling for #750 to #5000. People are boasting of how expensive Lagos is, yet in their mind they are praying for the price of things to drop drastically. It is well!...
princefunmmy:
But ibadan people ain't got no reason to complain... See as Dem carry Ibadan matter for head like gala


Don't quote me, I'm a Lagosian but I kinda like some places in Ibadan
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Ajaodolapo(m): 11:19am On Mar 30, 2017
sean1000x:
I remember entering Ibadan last week...was hit by the smell of Amala right from the highway. I turned back and drove back to Lagos! I can't stand that rotten city!
stupid talk, fake ass mofo. Wat aroma wuld u like to perceive then? Chicken nd chips huh? Ode. M sure u r more European than the European themselves. A fake ass boi who lives with his mama. Nairaland Shuld even upgrade it's site so we won't hv to see ppl using C3 disturbing us as though they are richer than dangote.

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by femolii: 11:24am On Mar 30, 2017
Osus people are really frustrated i tell u .

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Kakamorufu(m): 11:25am On Mar 30, 2017
madapcmod:
Ibadam, home of filthy amala ati ewedu smelling goat food, home of extra large yokozuna bleaching afonjanatu women. Home of tiger clawed face ugly cretins.

Spits on Ibadam, the headquarters of rusted brown roof mud settlement
LMAO. like the place you come from can stand side by side with Ibadan. spit on you

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Olubee22(f): 11:25am On Mar 30, 2017
Rilwayne001:
grin grin that small boy brought this upon us now.

But then, isn't it a good thing that ibadan is liveable even if you no carry much, unlike Lagos where even 20k is not enough for a fun filled weekend?

Abegg leave my ibadan alone tongue
abi, see wetin that stewpid boy caused ehn
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Perfecttouch(m): 11:28am On Mar 30, 2017
sean1000x:
I remember entering Ibadan last week...was hit by the smell of Amala right from the highway. I turned back and drove back to Lagos! I can't stand that rotten city!
but some stupidity and senselessness are inborn sha.its like peak

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Slatemsk(m): 11:31am On Mar 30, 2017
LOL
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by patonyx1: 11:32am On Mar 30, 2017
Even in some areas in Lagos.
E.g Olorunsogo => Mushin Bustop is N20 grin
Same as Keke ride from a part of Oba-Akran => Ikeja under bridge cheesy

illicit:
Ibadan, you still get 20# bus
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by dipznano: 11:32am On Mar 30, 2017
Rubyventures:

How did you come to that conclusion? I am talking about my youth service experience more than 10 years ago and you are calling me a liar.

OK sorry! but 30mins drive ??
Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by madapcmod: 11:33am On Mar 30, 2017
Ibadam , the home of owambe Saturday hopefuls. They wear cheap baby lace on Saturdays and Sundays looking for where to eat FREE gbegiri, ewedu and amala.

Then load their handbags with stolen can drinks and redoil dripping meats. Never seen such hungry ppl in my life. Whether na Muslim party, ogboni party or traditionalist party, afonja will carry longer throat go to an uninvited party, sit down and eat away his destiny.
Tufiakwa!

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by phetto(m): 11:38am On Mar 30, 2017
sean1000x:
I remember entering Ibadan last week...was hit by the smell of Amala right from the highway. I turned back and drove back to Lagos! I can't stand that rotten city!
GUY, U R D BEST DEFINITION OF A FOOL

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by maysimsimple(m): 11:38am On Mar 30, 2017
I choose Ibadan over n over again. Spent 5 years from 2011 to 2016, one of d best n most exciting part of my life yet. Live in abk now, can't wait to move back. Missed d city each passing day. From challenge to molete, to bodies ash n crossing to agbowo.. Mennnnnnn IB rocks




ote author=Olubee22 post=55095849] abi, see wetin that stewpid boy caused ehn[/quote]

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Rubyventures: 11:40am On Mar 30, 2017
dipznano:


OK sorry! but 30mins drive ??

Yes, then it was 30 mins drive from Lagos to Ibadan. How long does it take now?

Then it used to be 3hrs drive from Benin to Lagos but now it takes close to 5hrs.,

Also I got lost in a place called Mopo and I couldn't find anyone who spoke English to give me directions, also in the banks they spoke a lot of Yoruba so I'm not exaggerating. Most of all I love Ibadan. I made loads of good friends.

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Re: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by phetto(m): 11:41am On Mar 30, 2017
omenkaLives:
Brothers throwing banters at each other while perpetually hateful outsiders try to hijack their harmless jokes. It's gonna fail just like their Osinbajo vs Buhari plot failed. cheesy

Look at the posts of someone trying to pass himself off as a Yoruba man from Lagos..











The moment i saw his post up there, I knew he would be nothing but an Ipob youth. They thrive in lies ONLY. cheesy
Guy u wicked o, but thanks

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