Wonders shall never end for this Lagos o, after confronting serious traffic along Anthony- Onipanu bustop today while going to bank for jamb problem. Crossing the Ambode's flyover that leads to the other side, so I met this so called masquerades of a thing.
Meeting them in Lagos for the first time I was afraid because of the strokes in their hands, but soon I gather courage say I'm from ilu-oke, nah so this masquerade approach me, I don't even know that they here pidgin, so the conversation goes thus.
Masqrd: Hey bros

Me: wetin wrong

masqrd: come back here

me: abeg lemme go, I dn late I dey go somewhere

masqrd: ja nkan le fun awon boys nah( give the boys something)

me: ( na so my eyes open wide sey diz people are fake o) so I tell m say I no gt money

masqrd: No do like diz nah jx gv us any amount we go manage even #5 we go collect m

me: BT I no gt change for nah I dey come back

so nah did masquerade tell me say make I bring the money e go change am( Jesus) masquerade dn turn to money changer, for him to let me go, I just reach for my pocket I to God's glory see one change there dn gave him b4 e let me go.
shey nah thief we go call this ones or tax Collector?
May God deliver us from this kind legalised masquerade thief o.

Damn funny man! At least they not robbing, taking illegally or forcefully

Those people wey dey jump like spring. If I jam dem I go just do tactical maneuver disappear. I no like trouble.

Na every time you go lag you dey see pple whey wan collect money from you.

justicejay:
Na every time you go lag you dey see pple whey wan collect money from you.

lolz, they are real o

SuperSuave:
Damn funny man! At least they not robbing, taking illegally or forcefully

imagine still begging u say mo give DM anything u gt

SFSNIPER:
Those people wey dey jump like spring. If I jam dem I go just do tactical maneuver disappear. I no like trouble.

BT u b man nah

MayhorE:

lolz, they are real o

Dem go soon tell u to come back home