pls, can you guys check out my recipe of making nigerian jollof rice?

Ingredients:
green pepper
tin chop tomato
jasmine rice
crayfish
dawadwa
smoked and dry fish
corn or almond oil (sweeter aroma)
tomato ketchup (for that deep redness and sweet tomato flavour)
condiments: cinamon, d fresh thyme, paprika, oregano etc.


pour the rice (thai jasmine rice) into a pot and add water to four times the level. cook till the rice is done and water dries up.
you now blend green bell pepper with tin chopped tomato, and then separately crayfish and ogiri okpei. fry the mixture in corn oil before the dawadawa-crayfish mix. for protein i'm using dry mangala and smoked fish ok.
then add water, rice and a small portion of tomato ketchup (just enough to give the rice that deep red colour), paprika, oregano cinnamon and fresh thyme or warever else ure using. make the water just above the level of the rice. cook for 15-20 minutes. then put the fish and maybe more green pepper.
depending on what you normally eat jollof rice wit, u cud boil egg, make some dodo or eat with coleslaw/baked beans.
what do y'all think about the addition of ketchup? i think it adds to that red colour and deliciousness.

if you're lady. Please marry me?

I hope you're not married. If this is how you make jollof rice for your husband, wahala dey.

Oregano and okpei in the same pot? Ketchup? Tufiakwa.

Probz:
I hope you're not married. If this is how you make jollof rice for your husband, wahala dey.

Oregano and okpei in the same pot? Ketchup? Tufiakwa.

Paprika and ketchup for jollof rice? Are u married?

op, did you actually cook this to eat?

janefarms2015:


Paprika and ketchup for jollof rice? Are u married?

I think you're quoting the wrong nigga.

Joavid:


op, did you actually cook this to eat?

The OP's blatantly trolling us. A 16-year-old boy could make better concoction rice than the mushy nonsense the OP posted.

Probz:
I think you're quoting the wrong nigga.

Apology, that concoction wey d OP typed dey scatter my head, ladies of nowadays, na God go save dem

guys just shut up! who r u to ask about my personal life and if I a married woman! Who even told you I'm a woman sef

can any of you guys make Better jollof then. I bet half of you no fit boil water for indomie, that's u u jealous and like to criticise other people efforts!

Probz:
I hope you're not married. If this is how you make jollof rice for your husband, wahala dey.

Oregano and okpei in the same pot? Ketchup? Tufiakwa.

nonsense pesin! Tell me how u cook your own concoction then!

janefarms2015:


Apology, that concoction wey d OP typed dey scatter my head, ladies of nowadays, na God go save dem

oya, come and tell me how you cook your own

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ewa26:
guys just shut up! who r u to ask about my personal life and if I a married woman! Who even told you I'm a woman sef

can any of you guys make Better jollof then. I bet half of you no fit boil water for indomie, that's u u jealous and like to criticise other people efforts!

Right.