nurey:
Let me start from the steering that shit is fugly, who still steers that in 2017

The minister for information and technology Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has reiterated the need for Nissan and Porsche to continue their union until thy Kingdom come.

He also talked about technology sharing/transfer and local technology integration, speaking at the ceremony was Dr kazeem bajebaje ESQ who holds a doctorate degree in jomojomo from the University of quackamoly on his achievement in the manufacture of Nissan porschefinder.

Dr kazeem bajebaje talked about his achievement from the equation of parallel force using the theorem of emptiness -V8-456 = V6 + 168 which will give us a regression answer on the hp equalization.

Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has assured Dr kazeem bajebaje of constant backing with funds in order for the dream "Nissan porschefinder" to remain on the road

I am nurey, reporting for contraption news

kingreign:
This is downgrade

nurey:
Let me start from the steering that shit is fugly, who still steers that in 2017

The minister for information and technology Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has reiterated the need for Nissan and Porsche to continue their union until thy Kingdom come.

He also talked about technology sharing/transfer and local technology integration, speaking at the ceremony was Dr kazeem bajebaje ESQ who holds a doctorate degree in jomojomo from the University of quackamoly on his achievement in the manufacture of Nissan porschefinder.

Dr kazeem bajebaje talked about his achievement from the equation of parallel force using the theorem of emptiness -V8-456 = V6 + 168 which will give us a regression answer on the hp equalization.

Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has assured Dr kazeem bajebaje of constant backing with funds in order for the dream "Nissan porschefinder" to remain on the road

I am nurey, reporting for contraption news

nurey abeg no kill pesin with laugh

ikp120:
Nice one there! This is what we're supposed to be doing instead of dumping our rides because of limited resources. It's called ingenuity at its peak. Enjoy the ride. So long as the engine fit into the hood and also power the ride to upto 180mph, no wahala.

Good job!

nurey:
Let me start from the steering that shit is fugly, who still steers that in 2017

The minister for information and technology Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has reiterated the need for Nissan and Porsche to continue their union until thy Kingdom come.

He also talked about technology sharing/transfer and local technology integration, speaking at the ceremony was Dr kazeem bajebaje ESQ who holds a doctorate degree in jomojomo from the University of quackamoly on his achievement in the manufacture of Nissan porschefinder.

Dr kazeem bajebaje talked about his achievement from the equation of parallel force using the theorem of emptiness -V8-456 = V6 + 168 which will give us a regression answer on the hp equalization.

Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has assured Dr kazeem bajebaje of constant backing with funds in order for the dream "Nissan porschefinder" to remain on the road

I am nurey, reporting for contraption news

ikp120:
Nice one there! This is what we're supposed to be doing instead of dumping our rides because of limited resources. It's called ingenuity at its peak. Enjoy the ride. So long as the engine fit into the hood and also power the ride to upto 180mph, no wahala.

Good job!

diportivo:


I agree with u

To think dat the mecho used a Nissan engine instead of the highly revered Toyota engines shows he knows what he is doing

Yungbitz:
This Porsche Cayenne will never forgivethe owner nor the kazeem

nurey:
Let me start from the steering that shit is fugly, who still steers that in 2017

The minister for information and technology Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has reiterated the need for Nissan and Porsche to continue their union until thy Kingdom come.

He also talked about technology sharing/transfer and local technology integration, speaking at the ceremony was Dr kazeem bajebaje ESQ who holds a doctorate degree in jomojomo from the University of quackamoly on his achievement in the manufacture of Nissan porschefinder.

Dr kazeem bajebaje talked about his achievement from the equation of parallel force using the theorem of emptiness -V8-456 = V6 + 168 which will give us a regression answer on the hp equalization.

Elder wetinconsinme yahbiz has assured Dr kazeem bajebaje of constant backing with funds in order for the dream "Nissan porschefinder" to remain on the road

I am nurey, reporting for contraption news

Lexusgs430:
Why buy and drive a Porsche Cayenne, if it cannot be maintained ? You can tell from the colour of poor leather seat and look of the interior, that this vehicle lacked basic maintenance culture.....

GetUmad:



Exactly!

It's very obvious from the interior of that machine that the owner wasn't a capable one. It's one of those Naijas with the mentality of buying cars for "show". I used to see many of these cars in my mechanic workshop with those ones battling with the repair doing "trial and errors" and couldn't help but wonder how someone would purchase what they can't maintain. Do you know how many Hummers and Ranges that are being used as toolbox and dressing room at many Kazeem's out there?

GetUmad:



Breaking News!!!

Sequel to our earlier report of attempted suicide of an expatriate, Prof. Porsche Cayenne , Sahara reporter has exclusively obtained documents linking the heinous act to one of the cabals of overzealous Mechanical Engineers popularly called the Kazeems. Our source told us the culprit, by name Engr. Baseje Apa pulled the trigger using a V6 1997 model of pathfinder. After further investigations, it was discovered that the suspect was in a habit of ingeniously corrupting and murdering High end automobiles especially expatriates. When the police stormed his office, they found cache of weapons criminally employed to assassinate the treasurables. Among which was a Mercedes S500 which was having a 1990 Peugeot 504 engine sandwiched.
We promise to bring you more details as they unfold.

GetUmad:



Exactly!

It's very obvious from the interior of that machine that the owner wasn't a capable one. It's one of those Naijas with the mentality of buying cars for "show". I used to see many of these cars in my mechanic workshop with those ones battling with the repair doing "trial and errors" and couldn't help but wonder how someone would purchase what they can't maintain. Do you know how many Hummers and Ranges that are being used as toolbox and dressing room at many Kazeem's out there?