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Facts Of Life To Learn Everyday Life by TGreat7(m): 3:07pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
— Nothing is real to you until you experience it; otherwise it’s just hearsay. So don’t go running around judging situations you’ve never experienced first-hand. Why? You’ll look like an idiot. Some may get away with it in the short-run; but trust, karma catches up and slaps you in the face when you least expect it. — Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. — It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. — Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. — Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. — Regular naps prevents old age… especially if you take them while driving.(…oops, my sarcasm just kicked in :3 ) — They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. — You can’t buy love… but you pay heavily for it. (…priceless, just the way I like it.) — True friends stab you in the front…then patch you right back up. (…hurts don’t it? now let me buy you a drink.) — Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. (…you might as well just call it a night.) — Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others. — I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. — We never make mistake… oops — 87.5% of all statistics are made up. (…like this one) — I thought I was wrong once, but I found out later I was mistaken. — Don’t procrastinate. You might as well put it off NOW! (… yeah, just do it tomorrow) — If you’re right 90% of the time, why quibble about the other 5%? — Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else. (…so I heard you were special) — You are what you believe, so believe in yourself. — Some people get confused when a sentence doesn’t end as they potato. — Just like how this story didn’t end as you expected. So yes. Potato. The End. Go home and cry about it. QQ 1 Like |
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