Four days ago ,me and my two married friends were relaxing after playing football. We were making jokes about women and my friend who is a banker said he trust his wife ,and me and the other friend who is a doctor, laughed at him and the doctor told him that majority of the children who are born into a family ,aren't not the fathers biological product and he has out of curiosity, carried out private tests on many of his clients and their wards who he treats and see that they Dont own the kids but due to the ethics of his job, he cannot tell them unless he is asked to carry out the test,my banker friend disapproved and said he knows his kids two boys and a girl are his, My doctor friend said he will do a DNA test for them for free and he should just tell the kids mother ,he wants to take them on am outing.My banker friend took them to the doctors hospital where it was confirmed that only his daughter was his biological child,my banker friend thought it was a joke and also did the test elsewhere, the result was same. Right now my banker friend is confused and has refused to go home,his family is looking for him,he has been drinking since morning ,his family asked me where he is but I can't tell them.because he told me not to,he just shares at the wall and drink, please advice me on what to do.
Lalasticlala
Tosyne2much
Vickiz
Seun
Ishilove.

Greenbullet:
Four days ago ,me and my two married friends were relaxing after playing football. We were making jokes about women and my friend who is a banker said he trust his wife ,and me and the other friend who is a doctor, laughed at him and the doctor told him that majority of the children who are born into a family ,aren't not the fathers biological product and he has out of curiosity, carried out private tests on many of his clients and their wards who he treats and see that they Dont own the kids but due to the ethics of his job, he cannot tell them unless he is asked to carry out the test,my banker friend disapproved and said he knows his kids two boys and a girl are his, My doctor friend said he will do a DNA test for them for free and he should just tell the kids mother ,he wants to take them on am outing.My banker friend took them to the doctors hospital where it was confirmed that only his daughter was his biological child,my banker friend thought it was a joke and also did the test elsewhere, the result was same. Right now my banker friend is confused and has refused to go home,his family is looking for him,he has been drinking since morning ,his family asked me where he is but I can't tell them.because he told me not to,he just shares at the wall and drink, please advice me on what to do.
Lalasticlala
Tosyne2much
Vickiz
Seun
Ishilove.

And these are the fathers that will advice you

It is my opinion that every birth must have DNA information on the birth certificate.

xendra:
And these are the fathers that will advice you

they are being followed by numerous individuals,their attention can bring forth reasonable advice.thank you

Greenbullet:
they are being followed by numerous individuals,their attention can bring forth reasonable advice.thank you

issoraite..

Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

He needs to go home. Apologise for his sudden disappearance, have his wife make him a good meal and whilst at the table, half way through the meal, break the news to her.

OR

Go home and pretend he doesn't know. Try as much as possible to live a normal life. He can't blame himself and keep drinking. The damage he's doing to his liver; he will bear alone.

Hmmm!
That is the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. He can't continue running away from the truth.

I don't envy your friend at all.

There are some of your traits/resemblance your child will have that will remove every doubt that he/she is yours.

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

Seriously. I thought I was the only one who noticed the story is as a fake as Kim Kardashian's oversized buttocks.

You mentioned single guys and young single uncles to advise you?



The story isn't true btw

You should have said the first child isn't his while the last two are his. And that your doctor friend convinced him to do the DNA test( that sheet is expensive mehn! The doctor couldn't have done it for free unless he owns the hospital/lab)

Lol,


The kain problems slay mama queens will cause ehn..



It is true married folks cheat, but it takes a very spoilt one to engage in consistent unprotected se. x.


There are some ladies you'll marry and you wouldn't need any form of DNA verification.

it is only men that have a problem with raising other people's kids that would have a problem with finding that out. greenbullet, your friend needs to man it and make a rational decision. did he love those kids for being his or unconditionally?

When your wife gives birth and the baby looks like you, did you really need any DNA test??

double post

more that not being his, he is concerned with the betrayal of it happening more than once and no remorse with the affair probably still happening under his nose. it is still his decision to make as only him will bear the outcome. just guide him.

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

within the context of the situation on ground it is valid coupled with this is something that happens with culprits smiling.

Are you sure you're your fathers' son?
I will advise you suggest a DNA test to your parents too.

So DNA test don turn to Blood group or genotype wey ur friend go do for person free abi? Continue with your lies. I am sure u made up this story and u are not a doctor. DNA is not blood group or genotype that one does for free..Bloody lair!

Touching story.

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

Its actually a joke,been around for years see,he just wants some attention

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

I Dont want to cause any problem, I just need a way to stop him from this, he didn't sleep yesterday night, he kept staring at the wall.

Ishilove:

Seriously. I thought I was the only one who noticed the story is as a fake as Kim Kardashian's oversized buttocks.

ishilove, you of all people , I never expected you to be this insensitive to someone's plight.

Welcomme:
So DNA test don turn to Blood group or genotype wey ur friend go do for person free abi? Continue with your lies. I am sure u made up this story and u are not a doctor. DNA is not blood group or genotype that one does for free..Bloody lair!

please read my write up again
1 I am not the doctor , the last friend is
2 My doctor friend is successful and the price of a DNA test for his childhood friend wouldn't be a problem
3 I am not a liar, just advice me because if anything happens to him , i will be held responsible

Berbierklaus:

Its actually a joke,been around for years see,he just wants some attention

so being around some years on nairaland means issues will not arise, I want to belive you are an intelligent lady ,please act like one.

Pidgin2:
Why do you want to cause problems in people's homes with this made up story?

Let's see him answer the question

I'm interested in knowing where your friend underwent 2 different DNA tests and got the results all within 4 days in this Nigeria. . .

Greenbullet:
so being around some years on nairaland means issues will not arise, I want to belive you are an intelligent lady ,please act like one.

Moron_ the joke has been around for years not your dumb ass,who knows you,now fxck off my mentions

Berbierklaus:

Moron_ the joke has been around for years not your dumb ass,who knows you,now fxck off my mentions

Easy tigress!

It's been a long while...Where have you been?

Mznaett:


Easy tigress!

It's been a long while...Where have you been?

Hehehehe,our wife

Long time,around o,what's poppin?

Berbierklaus:

Hehehehe,our wife

Long time,around o,what's poppin?

Nothing much dear...
Still hoping for the best...

Ermmm! btw,what's up with you and family section these days now? Seems you've even put Romance section on-hold too?...

Berbierklaus:

Moron_ the joke has been around for years not your dumb ass,who knows you,now fxck off my mentions

you aren't the intelligent lady I think then.