onyenze123:


Before you kiss me...?

come on, I am use to that.

godsluvee:
No words for you again

onyenze123:


I know Na. Na only kissing things for me

godsluvee:
You can frustrate a human being

PoisonedOne:
. He looked at me defeated and throttled back through the door with his eyes blinking intermittently. I thought he was losing consciousness.
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Phunkyposh:
2019 December,, infact Christmas Day. I came to read this thread . It gave me a lot of good laughs..

Tazdroid:


Had to use the toilet, informed the class teacher but he said "NO" in cemented block letters.

Returned to the seat but couldn't hold it and so "the battle was ultimately lost". Seatmate noticed it, begged her to keep mum while a way to clean up was found. She nodded in agreement, a sigh of relief.

As the fvcking teacher was about to step out, the unexpected voice called out.
"Uncle, uncle, he yav wee wee on his body"

Laughter followed... Damn! Wee weed the remaining right on the spot, shït join

Serious caning followed, was handed a girl's gown while them messed up uniforms were washed and dried.

Changed the seat

xynerise:
Past experiences can be one of the greatest stories to share and even start an interesting conversation with your friends and lovers. No wonder the best comedians today are the ones who use their past/real life experiences to tell jokes.

Your past experiences could be months, year or decades ago. It all depends on how it taught you a lesson or how it made you laugh out loud or smile each time it flashes on your head.

For me, most of my funny experiences happened as a kid. I could remember when boys act like sissies and girls act like machos. Thanks to puberty that corrected the error

I could remember how I was bullied by a girl ....Calm down, she doesn't look like a girl.

I was about 11 and she was 12. This girl looks masculine. No breasts at all. She has yam legs and huge biceps. -:\

There was a day I decided to act the man I am and face my fears(as my dad always would advised). I met her and challenged her to a fight. I didn't know I made the biggest mistake of my life .


In the afternoon, others came out and they formed a circle and we were both in the circle like a brawl .

Before I could say Jack Robinson, I was lifted high above my enemies and my legs were just swinging like a pendulum. The only thing I could say was "you no go drop me now? Drop me 1..2...3...4". That only got her angrier and the next thing, I was given a De'rica of sand in my mouth.

Well, I fought a good fight though. E no easy to survive such fight. .


Each time I have that flashback, I just smile sheepishly.

The girl is a mother of 5 now


Share yours...

fuckjesus:


lol....very hilarious. perhaps you were the culprit.