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Check Out 15 Weird Things To Notice Each Time You M@sturbate {1 Is A Shocker} by haryo27(m): 2:23pm On Apr 25, 2017
Here are a lot of quotes about how life is about obstacles, fun, and hard work, but I would also like to create a quote that says life is about distractions.


Just think about the number of times, you’ve went to do something and some sort of distraction got in the way? (It doesn’t matter if you got distracted yourself or something else interrupted you.)

Distractions happen at the most random, ridiculous times and that includes when you’re m@sturbating.
Distractions while you’re m@sturbating can range from your phone beeping to listening for the front door to open and your parents to come in the house.

Then there are those distractions that happen in your mind. You might be mid-stroke then suddenly remember the answer to that science question. Or maybe you might suddenly get a brilliant idea about what to get bae for his/her birthday. Then there are those little things that you will notice that will distract you.

I have previously written about random things you notice while having s3x, while doing butt stuff, and while giving a bl0wj0b. This week, it’s all about m@sturbation. Check out these weird things that you will notice when you m@sturbate.

1. The feel of your fingertips

I didn’t know my fingers got that wrinkly after a shower.

2. That little hangnail on your one finger.

Owwwww.

Read more @http://www.dope9jagist.com/2017/04/check-out-15-weird-things-to-notice.html

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