I once had this weird roommate in my first year ,She talks so much in her sleep and sometimes she sleep-walks too.It got me terribly scared then.

Currently i have this roommate who dumps her bloody tampons under her bunk.Piling them up before disposing them.


Share yours

Never had one and would never have one.

Mine was snoring MOG, it always sounds horrific at the middle of the night. and He can store dirty plates for centuries!

One pic describes mine.

A guy asked a girl in the library , Do you mind if I sit beside you ?
The girl replied with a loud voice ... I don't want to spend the night with you .
All the students in the library started laughing and staring at the guy ,
He was very embarrassed but controlled himself and went to another chair .

After few minutes , the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him .... I STUDY PSYCHOLOGY and I know what a man is thinking .Let me quess , you were embarrassed right ? Huh....

The guy responded with a louder voice .... Ten thousand naira for one night ? that's too much .
And all students in the library looked at the girl in shocked....
The guy leaned over to the girl and whispered .... I STUDY MANAGEMENT and I know how to screw people like you . Huh ....

Hmmm...
I once had this roommate, she loves meat so much that she stole frm our meals all the meat.

Then one day we prepared jollof rice and added cow dungs (disguised as the meat)....

u can guess how the story ended

see as f.p thread dry.
Lala should go and sleep.




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Interested persons should pm or mention me.

Chai...my one and only roommate experience was horrible.
I don't know who receives calls most between her and MTN customer service.She has nothing less than 50 calls a day and every week she brings various appliances from various guys and will still be boasting that she is a virgin....I mean Babe can pretend Ehn...she is a saint in the crowd and another thing in the hostel
*She claims Deeper Life,Redeem,MFM on one spot
*Babe can lie for Africa...told us then that she was acting a movie with Uncle Muyiwa Ademola,Uncle Femi Adebayo and Uncle Segun Ogunbe and she was the lead actress.The Film isn't out for over 4years now o

Babe was EVIL....

I HAD DIS FRIEND LALA WHO ALWAYS BRINGS SNAKES TO OUR DISCUSSION

I'm always lucky with roommates...

They act more like a mother to me and do most of d chores and pamper d hell outa me...that's why i am more like a spoilt brat...


What am i even typing?...oh...sleeping-typing...goodnight!

1st Roomie:

my rm bedwet...had to stylishly stay off campus

2nd Roomie

MY RM CAN FEEOWO (TAKE OTHER PEOPLE THINGS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT INTENTIONALLY) FOR AFRICA..THE ONLY THING SAVE IN THE ROOM IS THE AGBOJEDI..

...kc my man, if you enter nairaland see this comment you go know yourself.
My roommate can eat for Africa eh then at night..EVERY night we would be hearing "mummy two more fufu...two more fufu

Mine was stingy (Doesn't want to contribute money for cooking),self centred,lazy and sometimes bed wet.
If I have the chance to come back to this world again, I swear I no go have roommate....damn!!

my worstest roommate experience was that i never had a roommate.

lol...back then though....

Had one annoying Douglas then, he forms born again and wouldn't allow guys shine their girlfriend's in the room. Whenever bae visits he will be forming sleep. Until one day we planned for him. My roommate told her gf what he wants to do and luckily the girl agreed.

He invited the girl over and Douglas as usual laid on the bed forming sleep. That's how my guy started undressing his gf and kissing her noisily. Douglas couldn't bear the whole scene and he ran out of the room. From that day onwards, whenever any of our gfs visits he will be the first to leave the room.

Eni-Njoku hall of Franco in UNN was fun shaa.

I had one who chew broken bottles and razor when his angry. He scared the shit outta me back then in secondary school.

I have one that usually check my phone to see if her boyfriend is sending me text msg and another one who will rather use the last money to pay light bill even if we are dying of hunger and guest what?





She is my cousin

that niggur didn't want to contribute money at all. I had like 90% of the properties and I was in 100l but he left d school hostel and joined me and he was in 300l so whenever our neighbors want to borrow something they ask me to give them his stuff meanwhile they're mine eg "Charles give me John's gas cooker" and it's mine! Roommate is not advisable abeg!if u can stay alone stay alone! i'm okay now.

I had this school mate that was from Taraba state we shared our apartment in 2, he was a photographer damn he was a dirty guy that never use perfume or body spray for once . You can only imagine how he stinks

Ekakamba:
One pic describes mine.

U do over shadow ur big for nothing roommate?

Lemme say mine is in my 100L... My roommate then is just full of himself and the worst part of it is that he use to urinate every night and he use to brush is teeth for atlest 30min or more

aaaah Roommates....

some people are just bless with some weird kind of lifestyle..

how can someone per boil beans and still use the same water he boiled the beans to cook the beans
when I saw this shit I was like...
Oh my God why me...

The first would leave her soup in the cupboard, go off campus without telling anyone to either eat or warm it. We'll only notice when it has become sour and the room's smelling.

The second would pile up dirty plates that she ate with. I just tire.

The third would bedwet after taking so much sugar as she spends a lot on junks and fizzy drinks.

I'm not perfect so I'm waiting for my roommates to come tell me the annoying things I did in school too

My roommate was always going out to clubs,joints,gardens and other tourist places to buy drinks and food for babes while he watch if he comes back he will brush up with garri before taking warm akpu with dry okra