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Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by r231(m): 12:03am On Jan 08, 2010 |
netotse: he should have thought of that b4 getting married to her then innit well just tell her to keep smiling wen u 2 go out or wen she needs to address d public lol |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by akin101: 12:17am On Jan 08, 2010 |
YOUR WIFE'S DEFICIENCY IN SPEAKING ENGLISH SHOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE BECAUSE I DOUBT THAT HAS NOT MADE HER LESS INTELLIGENT AND LOVING.OF WHAT USE IS A WIFE THAT HAS A FLAWLESS COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUGE BUT LACKS THE QUALITIES OF A GOOD WIFE?i beg to differ little things like ur wife's ability to speak english clearly can make or mar a man it counts in the impression your boss, colleagues, business partners and friends have of u and your family and can affect opportunities and good things coming your way behind every great man was a woman who spoke queens english behind every left behind man was a woman who, you complete the rest, guy dont listen to what people are telling u on this thread forget about the slate chalk and other suggestions na opats most dey yarn go and enroll ur wife in a finishing school when she sees her juniors, mates and peers looking and acting sophisticated, it will surely sink into her head why she needs to improve herself if dat wont help then God help u cos it means u ve just married a liability |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by nana(f): 12:31am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Lol! She needs to pay Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon a visit. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sofadj(m): 1:18am On Jan 08, 2010 |
nana:funnu girl |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by TOPE20001(f): 1:20am On Jan 08, 2010 |
nana: DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by amebono1: 1:33am On Jan 08, 2010 |
nana: I reckon if she pays pastor chris okotie a visit, after one annointing service , miraculously her english will change, take a look at chris thread for reference https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-153160.0.html |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sweetpie23: 2:44am On Jan 08, 2010 |
live with it |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by agabaI23(m): 2:46am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Speak bad English too and it will be 1-1 goalless draw |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by leye1234(m): 2:53am On Jan 08, 2010 |
@Poster Halloooo Deer. How are Jouuuuu? |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by TmeD0(m): 4:13am On Jan 08, 2010 |
just a question, didn't u notice that before u married her? just a question. didn't you notice that in his initial post, he had addressed the My wife's english is terrible.I knew this before we got married but i thought she could develop herself to improve her language skills. hopefully, that will refresh your memory. some people sha. . . @ OP, you obviously knew her deficiency before you married her. so, the only thing to do now is to help her improve on it, which will depend on her willingness to learn. i'm sure there are some good traits you saw in her before you married her. why not use that as a motivational tool for helping her as well as yourself. good luck bro. Peace! |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by TmeD0(m): 4:23am On Jan 08, 2010 |
agabaI23: agaba! agaba!! agaba!!! how many times i call u? ol' boy, i see say u don refurbish ya profile ehn? omo, na wa o! how, dey go dey go now? long time no hear, se blizzard wey una get for dia a couple of weeks ago no do any damage sha. anyway sha, i just say make i holla u as e be say e don tay. abeg, when be the next women's beach volleyball o jare? take am easy now. Peace! |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by supereagle(m): 4:51am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Reading English Novels will help, but she may not understand the rules guiding the structures of the language. Advise her to look for A - One in English by Dele Asade and Common Mistakes in English, these two will help if she can make one hour out everyday to study. Buy the two books for her.I used them. They helped me. http://www.stopsmokingblueprints..com/ |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by lastpage: 4:58am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Abeg people, why do we make fun of a man's heart cries and pain? In my own opinion, l believe this man loves his wife otherwise, why should he be bothered, (with all those "figure-18's" craving for attention?) Secondly, for him to have "sought help publicly" shows that he cares and the issue is bothering him but he does not want it to affect their marriage beyond control and thus, the need to seek help. Having said that, from my own experience, l think the best ways to assist her (and really what have you done in the past 2years + courtship period?) are: 1.) Start by buying her Novels: Start with the 'low volumes' like "Mills and Booms" (women like love story and happy endings and that may actually attract her attention not to dump them for those "yeye home movies" ). You can then graduate to James Hardley Chase; she will also learn a few tricks from this one but l hope she wont use them on you sha . When she's engrossed in Novels, she can graduate to all those best sellers. Encourage her to tell you the story she read about in each Novel. Correct her lovingly, when she "scatters" the language, dont make fun of her or call her names, P-L-E-A-S-E 2.) Along with some English Textbooks mentioned by others earlier, pls buy her "The First Aid in English", and then let her practice with "Lexis and Structure textbook", it will help her with sentence construction and grammar. 3.) Buy and let her read newspapers, listen to "real" News stations (quite a few of our broadcasters nowadays are not good role model for impeccable English but we can excuse them in these days of school closure and ASUU strikes, every now and then) and engage her in debates, on topical issues, in ENGLISH 4. And you too, make it a habit to speak English with her within the house. 5. For the time being, suggest to her that she keeps a low profile in public debates, especially if English is being used, till she improves herself and builds confidence in public speaking. By the way, its nothing to fret about once she is determined to improve herself and you are committed to helping her. Going by the "explosive grammar" on Nairaland itself, you can bet she is not alone BTW: I hope she does not find out you brought this to a public forum but if she does, cool her down and explain why you needed to seek help on her behalf. Seal your "wayo explanation" with a few kisses and a nice gift that day I appreciate you for being concerned and wanting to improve your wife, some other fella would just start "cutting shows" and later use it as an excuse in future After all said and done, when she becomes "sophisti-K-ted" in future, l hope she will remember this day and not think your own English is now an embarrassment to her! |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 5:19am On Jan 08, 2010 |
I hope you all remember how you were encouraging some posters to marry their fiancees who couldn't speak English. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by airzzee(m): 7:11am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Truly I cant stand that. I couldn't have even married her in the first place. Anyway, everybody has their own criteria and yardstick for a life-partner. However, there is hope! There are 2 prominent (pardon me for using this word) Nigerians whose command of English was an apology in the time past. But they have improves tremendously now. Today, each time I listen to them speak, I keep wondering what happened. Do u know who they are? Prophet T.B. Joshua and Chris Uba of Anambra State. They improved beyond comprehension. You too can make your wife the same, only if she is willing. She doesnt need much of text books and readers as recommended by some NL member. For those recommending all sort of books, Nigerians don’t read! So, buying all the Cambridge University books won’t help. What she needs is simulation—interactive learning. Luckily there are e-learning books, videos, films and the likes. With this she can sit back and learn English, which most of us Nigerians thought cannot be read or studied. Thereafter, a few books can then follow to complement the e-learning. You can agree with me that Nigerians do NOT like reading. I doubt if your wife is an exception. You must also guide her through this and be patient. I hope she also wants to learn, b/c u can take a horse to the river, but u cannot force it to drink |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 7:32am On Jan 08, 2010 |
hmmm. is all your fault man |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sayso: 7:45am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Chalk and blackboard will do. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 8:12am On Jan 08, 2010 |
@topic Lwkmd poster you must be an ingrate coming out to embarrass your wife publicly like this.where was your mind when you were dating her.i guessed you never knew that her lack of good spoken english would be a problem in the long run.but ask yourself,what have you done to change the situation since you guys got married.i know some women that are currently attending part-time programmes in university of abuja.look mr poster,learn to live with this destiny of yours and develop your wife afterall investing in a wife is not all about buying clothes. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by ruskiee(m): 9:08am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Get her private tutors and encourage her to learn. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by yjay(f): 9:18am On Jan 08, 2010 |
@netotse, thank u! sometimes i just wonder abt some responses here, |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by kalabi: 9:31am On Jan 08, 2010 |
english no be her language, na borrow language, since he sabi speak pigin and her native language, why u dey worry yourself? u no dey understand wetin she dey talk?. Send her to uk, let her stay there for 5 years before she come back she will be speaking english the way u want. E yin omo nigeria yi gan mi o mo ohun ti o ma n se yin gan. E ma jeun yo tan e tun ma wa bekun bekun kiri. Have u ever see a white man living in Nigeria for long time with his white spouse and start complaining or worry that her or his spouse yoruba ibo or hausa language is terrible. Let appreciate ourselves |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by otukpo(f): 9:49am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Always correct her and encourage her to be reading novels and newspapers while concentrating on the grammer not story. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by maxtop(m): 9:52am On Jan 08, 2010 |
This is ephemeral in a relationship,in as much as she is obedient and God fearing and takes care of the family very well,shikena. Or do you want a lady that is fluent and yet stubbborn ? U can put her thru and correct her is she makes a mistake with her spoken English but that is not enough to castigate her. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by galatico(m): 9:57am On Jan 08, 2010 |
It's simple damn it!!!! Send her to school !!!! |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by anataala: 10:02am On Jan 08, 2010 |
oga, what is ur problem, abi u want to divorce ur wife because u are having an affairs on so called socialise babes, better think twice, as per as she can communicate, no wahala, u how are we sure ur own english is excellent, pls what do u have at ur olevel in english, if u cheat ur wife cos of that, then u have gone astray, fear God in your dealings |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by jazzman3(m): 10:15am On Jan 08, 2010 |
keep teaching her and always pray for her. she is your wife. SHOW HER MORE LOVE WHEN TEACHING HER. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by beknown(m): 10:27am On Jan 08, 2010 |
@Poster, You knew your wife before marriage. You still chose her regardless of her English language. Marriage is for better, for worse. You now have the responsibility to bring her to your desired standard in English, no matter what it take you. You must be patient, caring and be understanding. Adult brain is not able to take things as fast as a youthful brain, take note. She does not need to be advanced in English language to communicate. Please be careful you do not stress her. Encourage her to read novels, watch English movies with her and be careful about allowing her on a one-to-one lesson with other persons because people could take advantage and play on her ignorance. You should be able to teach her yourself in love. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by oisehumen(m): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2010 |
I have read carefully the various contributions people have made concerning this issue. Honestly, so many people have no biz writing on this Nairaland. There is absolutely nothing wrong for this helpless man to ask advice from matured minds. Now to the poster, if u are sound in written and spoken English, then your problem is half-solved. When i married my wife, her English was horrible and embarrassing. I made up my mind to always correct her in love when she makes mistakes or errors in her spoken English. Today, my wife's spoken English is near impeccable. U can also encourage her to read newspapers and quality magazines like Newswatch, TheNews, etc which have already been suggested by people. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sesman(m): 11:37am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Get her "Brighter English" by C.E Eckersle. The book is bloody marvellous, |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by lovemoi2(f): 12:26pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
Nigerians!!!!! nods head is English a nigerian language?? i see alot of Germans, Italians, Chinese people, Korean people that cant speak correct English and no one makes a big deal about it, they love their accent and appreciate their country and people love yourselves Nigerians, be yourselves |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
English is taught in Nigeria right from Kindergarten. It is our lingua franca. There is no excuse for not knowing it. |
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
Reminds me of a movie I watched on you tube recently- ENU EGAN After seeing the movie, I realised how important education is, especially when u are married to a successful man. What if this young man becomes a Governor in the future?? How won't the first lady be able to speak English?? The bitter truth is that the woman has to learn and the husband must be willing to help her. |
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