After you come 17th in class and your mum be like.. People tat came first do they have 2head lol

stiflerdrug:


lols ahswear.. Na she go come tel you sorry later later

Exactly !
Go flog person come tell us sorry and she go still flog again .. but we Love them same way


Oh yes and how they always bring up past stuff ... like mum that was like 15 years ago biko free me

The worst is if your teacher reports you .. hmmm your own don finish be that

stiflerdrug:
After you come 17th in class and your mum be like.. People tat came first do they have 2head lol

Lol imagine you say
Yes they have 2 head u go chop beating

When u tell mumc u are hungry arand 8am

stiflerdrug:
How your mum looks at you when your neighbor offers you food and she already warned you not to take food from anyone

Bumbae1:

Exactly !
Go flog person come tell us sorry and she go still flog again .. but we Love them same way


Oh yes and how they always bring up past stuff ... like mum that was like 15 years ago biko free me

The worst is if your teacher reports you .. hmmm your own don finish be that

lols theyll start comparing with one olodo you know youre far better

Dad : how old are you sef
me: 17
dad : look at you.. When i was your age i was 18

stiflerdrug:


lols theyll start comparing with one olodo you know youre far better

Lol men

Or the

"When i was your age "
Im like here we go again ..

Bumbae1:
Lol imagine you say Yes they have 2 head u go chop beating

lol ashwear

Bumbae1:
Lol men
Or the
"When i was your age " Im like here we go again ..

hahahaahah

stiflerdrug:
Dad : how old are you sef

me: 17

dad : look at you.. When i was your age i was 18

Haha

When you ask your mum for the money youve been giving her to hold

she like oya coman pay for all the food youve been eating in this house

stiflerdrug:
After you come 17th in class and your mum be like.. People tat came first do they have 2head lol

Or

When I was your age, I had to wake up at 4 o' clock, do this and that and then walk to school and YET I was the most brilliant person in school. I came out 1st in class!

And you? Look at your life? After we have done EVERYTHING for you. You don't do this, you don't do that yet it's only the 4th position you took.


I asked grandma, it's not true

Every Nigerian parent was the most brilliant person in class

lovelygurl:


Or

When I was your age, I had to wake up at 4 o' clock, do this and that and then walk to school and YET I was the most brilliant person in school. I came out 1st in class!

And you? Look at your life? After we have done EVERYTHING for you. You don'tdo this, you don't do that yet it's only the 4th position you took.


I asked grandma, it's not true

hahahahaha am crying

She was feeding me pap, and she took one spoonful, I told her "maami, Open your mouth"



#YOLO

Child: Mum! Is premarital sex good?

Mum: No, never!

Child: Ahn ahn!, but aunty said u had ur first child before u....

Mum:

richommie:

She was feeding me pap, and she took one spoonful, I told her "maami, Open your mouth"



#YOLO

lol savage since day one

lovelygurl:


Or

When I was your age, I had to wake up at 4 o' clock, do this and that and then walk to school and YET I was the most brilliant person in school. I came out 1st in class!

And you? Look at your life? After we have done EVERYTHING for you. You don't do this, you don't do that yet it's only the 4th position you took.


I asked grandma, it's not true

Every Nigerian parent was the most brilliant person in class

nor mind dem!dey can lie

Martin124:
nor mind dem!dey can lie

Ikr

KennyID17:
When u tell mumc u are hungry arand 8am

Lol

Mum: If you lie, you will steal , become high way robber , end up in kirikiri

Me:

Johnflex02:
me no knw 4 my mama,she too dey disgrace me for public. 4 road she go be like 'john,na girl nyash u dey look?'

Lol..... Desame wit mama

Toooo funny

lovelygurl:


Ikr

hahahahhahah mrs lovely abeg what your name,I nor understand your NL lovely oo

Mumc returns from market.....

Mum: Chidi!!!!, comman collect this load from me

Chidi: Ah! Mummy welcome ma,...errm, where should i put it mummy?

Mum: Comman put it on my head!! Common sense u dinnor have, if its to finish two bowls of eba now, u won't ask how to do it!

Martin124:
hahahahhahah mrs lovely abeg what your name,I nor understand your NL lovely oo

Lol better tell us how it was growing up in a Nigerian home

KennyID17:
Mumc returns from market.....

Mum: Chidi!!!!, comman collect this load from me

Chidi: Ah! Mummy welcome ma,...errm, where should i put it mummy?

Mum: Comman put it on my head!! Common sense u dinnor have, if its to finish two bowls of eba now, u won't ask how to do it!

Why do you too love eba so much

Ivanlxi:





Lol..... Desame wit mama

Toooo funny

i swear,sumtyms 4 bus,she go wan lap me. But i love her more Dan anytin

L0velyn:
didnt grow up in naija

you can lieeee......

lovelygurl:




Why do you too love eba so much

Because eba is bae

When yu Don offend momsy and u run to ur neighbors aous, then they follow u com beg, momsy will be like

Mom: I ain't angry with you anymore yu can enter
Kid will still be scared

Neighbors: can't u hear her? Yu are safe to enter

Kid walks in slowly and scared, momsy locks door six times drags him inside, and does the opposite of not being angry

stiflerdrug:
How your mum looks at you when your neighbor offers you food and she already warned you not to take food from anyone

Hahahahaha

Bumbae1:

This is Lala... Okay! Bye.