Na for night dem dey find white goat..

I no fit climb, na for ground dem dey talk am.
Monkey smart monkey smart a because say tree near tree.
E go better E go better na wetin make igbo man still dey Lagos.
Na for clap dem dey take enter dance.
Na say mouth dey smell dey make person dey talk small small.
Person we wear shoe Na him know where stone dey.
No be today yansh dey back.
Dem no dey beg poo to smell.
I no play again Na wen cry don start.


I'm gonna give more after close of work today.

Dem no dey use big prick intimidate ashawo.

Toto water no deep but e reach make prick take bath.

Many of them were adapted from Igbo and Yoruba proverbs.

Abeg no use oil take rub my mouth for yam wey i no chop..


Dem no they use old age they learn left hand.

No be today yansh begin dey for back

Y u go fvck ashawo pay am, na because of tomorrow

Na from mess you go take know how the sheet go sweet

Old woman say, no be wetin pri*ck dey fvck am dey vex am,, na wetin d ballz dey nack am.

Fowl say, no be how hen dey fvck am outside dey vex am,,, na d mouth wey hold am for head

Lugubrious! Simply lugubrious!

Woman wey Don born no dey fear pęnis

dem no dey tell mad man say rain dey fall

Pesin wey dey find wetin no loss go find wetin e no dey look for
body go tell you
fish wey never enter pot of soup no dey believe say warta fit betray am
you go hear am you go testify

If you wan follow devil chop your spoon must long we we

If life show u pepper u go make pepper soup

Nor be who first go police station dey win case
Gidigidi dey tear trouser
To get big teeth nor be problem but get big lips to cover am.
Know your way nor be curse
Dem nor dey open eye dey cut shakri for pepper soup
Dem nor dey fear malu, dey fear e sh*t O
Rain nor dey fall for only one person dormot
Dem nor dey tell craze man say war don start
Fowl wey dey lay egg, yansh dey pain am too
Headmaster was once a school boy (my papa favorite, especially when you wan scam am )

When e reach for shit to come out, yansh go open

Pikin no they measure prick with him papa

'' Instead of say make Actor die for film Nepa go take light. ''


Listen to Erigga songs and entertain yourself with good pidgin proverbs, metaphors and punchlines.

MykOnyxo:
Omo ti o ni iya ki n dobo eyin...
Pikin wey no get mama no dey doggilitate

Receive sense in Jesus name

Monkey too smart na because tree near tree.

dis one na my own, dat one na my own naim make crase man get plenty property.

dem no dey carry ordinary eye join white garment church.

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him sef no go sleep

xtera27:
Owk ooo

.....na only Calabar weed dey kill person like this...that calabar weed badt ehn?

Na better sense dem dey take kill mosquito wey land for person Blockos

@NLban add this one to am.
Ogogoro and water get the same colour but no be the same taste

Water when touch prick don touch Brokos

Na frm escort me escort me na e slave trade take start

Di pesin wey go, na im dey come back.

To tolotolo wey dey chop onion, im dey prepare imself for cooking pot

Nor be today Yansh dey back!


Okporlor Eye nor be open eye,

Jonbold:
Receive sense in Jesus name

Apoda

Dem nor dey fucck ashawo two times say you nor pay money

Na small shit dey make yansh smell..

Pikin Wey talk sey him mama no go rest him too no go rest

Who dey sell pepper now dey carry scratch Gbola

Even inside darkness, person nor dey mistakenly put eba for nose.

The fact wey b sey person chop banana no make am monkey...

Jaguda get oga