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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by nattyjay(m): 5:24pm On May 05, 2017
Na only idiot dey yinmu for darkness

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by bigybanty10(m): 5:47pm On May 05, 2017
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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by shibanbo(m): 5:53pm On May 05, 2017
1. M m.m
2.Okpolor(big eyes) nor be open eye
3.Fly wen dey dodge flying bullet anyhow na broom dey kill am
4.Who dey sell pepper no dey use hand dey scratch pri*k
5.The nama when rush go yankee na him dey come back as corned beef
6.Dem nor dey see snake pick
7.Nor be by power dem take dey stand pri*k
8.Pri*k wen stand nor get conscience
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by tuscani: 6:08pm On May 05, 2017
StarBukola:
Googoo gaga
you are wrong, it I'd gooo gaga gooo gaga
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Philadelphia: 6:14pm On May 05, 2017
I'm back from work now so let me continue.


Okpolo no be open eye if not ogoro for dey see London.

You say make dem no see your lakpa lakpa but you go barb bololo.

Pimples no be groundnut.

You get eczema no mean say na pancake you rub.

Dem tell you go fetch water from kitchen you say mammy water dey inside, wetin person wey fetch am for stream com see?

Person wey dey find something na him hand dey long pass.

Na for make my mess loud pass dem dey mistake dey take shit cover pant.

Na small shit dey spoil yansh.

Anyhow, ogoro must jump.

Person wey dey hungry no dey find water to soak garri.

I'd be back shortly.

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by 5thAngel(f): 6:19pm On May 05, 2017
35~39 got me
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 05, 2017
TheBatman:
Na from clap dem take dey enter dance.
counter-jokes : no be every dance dey start with clap.
ANODA
No food for lazy man.
Counter-no be 4 person wey e mama dey sell food wink
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Prince4mic: 7:18pm On May 05, 2017
#6.. come Saudi Arabia by July August.. u go surprise say fowl dey lay boiled egg..
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by hafees: 7:20pm On May 05, 2017
MykOnyxo:

Omo ti o ni iya ki n dobo eyin...

Pikin wey no get mama no dey doggilitate
e mean, pikin wey no get mama no de get back wound. That is who go help
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by forandy(m): 7:42pm On May 05, 2017
Mouth dey see road pass eye
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Castleberry: 8:08pm On May 05, 2017
No be from my mouth you go hear say headmaster wife die

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by caniva(m): 8:51pm On May 05, 2017
Only a foolish person go take both legs test the deepness of a river.

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by EfaLebo(m): 8:57pm On May 05, 2017
even tho say goat get biabia, e no fit senior cow
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Escobapablo(m): 9:10pm On May 05, 2017
Only winch fit know winch
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by StarBukola(f): 9:33pm On May 05, 2017
tuscani:
you are wrong, it I'd gooo gaga gooo gaga
in boss baby word
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Ekpekus(m): 9:44pm On May 05, 2017
Dem say see "Fada", you say see oyibo
Fire burn fada, you still dey ask weda the bear-bear burn
Rope tie goat, goat tie rope, sha there is a "tying"
Ikebe nor dey tire the owner
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Rick9(m): 10:25pm On May 05, 2017
Person when use head break coconut no go live to chop am.
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by kolaranking1(m): 10:42pm On May 05, 2017
Eggroll wey no get egg na puffpuff

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Dantee005(m): 11:09pm On May 05, 2017
Trailer pass dem no see am, na d driver dey wan see...

Rain fall e no full bucket, na dew go cum full am...

Dem no de fetch water from well turn am inside river...

Silent mess nai de smell pass...
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by AleeDee(m): 11:26pm On May 05, 2017
Motor no dey get accident if u de drive am for mouth


Meaning, when makin plans, ppl dnt put d errors of d plan
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by adontcare(f): 11:45pm On May 05, 2017
Pikin wey no get papa n mama no dey piss dey stretch him pennis
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by munazuru: 12:41am On May 06, 2017
Na money weh get chance deh go bank.
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by kelzgie: 1:22am On May 06, 2017
Richdotcom:
No be power then take dey stand prickkkk


Dey no dey use prick test cutlass jazz


Pikin wen never strt market say gain wan kill am


If 1 mouth reject food, anoda mouth go chop am


You'v listened to erriga so much...
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Marvismk(m): 10:59am On May 06, 2017
pikin wey talk say im mama no go sleep im self no go close eye
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Richdotcom: 8:11am On May 08, 2017
Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket



Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup



Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef


NO matterhow dark room wan be, man go still locate woman breast.



You no need cutlery to chop slap



Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start.





E go better na e go better, na im make ibo man still dey Kano



Person wey borrow cloth go party, no dey dance too much



Who read na im serious,who pass na im know book



weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go
Still dey.


“The Fly wey perch on top Butter think say im be Butterfly”



Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep…na orphanage home fit am.



The journey of a thousand miles, beta make u go airport go take flight.
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Collyno82(m): 8:01am On May 10, 2017
NLban:
Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!

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I love nomba 32. na happiness dey make prick stand

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by FUNNYBONE1(m): 4:02pm On May 11, 2017
Mechanic boys don dirty sotegh we no sabi mad people again.

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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by Nobody: 11:07am On Dec 15, 2017
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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by ricki: 8:04am On Dec 17, 2017
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Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by jbblues24(m): 3:13pm On May 31, 2019
Just splendid!! tongue
Re: Some Common Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs by lieutenantprime(m): 7:16pm On Feb 12, 2023
nkemdi89:
No be all cloth dey dry for sun, meaning some issues are meant to be kept secret.
Gbogbo Aso ko ni won sa si orun (sun)

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