Thanks for your inputs

She got pregnant because you had sex with her.

What do you want us to do? carry out another text??

Safiaa:
She got pregnant because you had sex with her.

no two explanation, happy birthday BTW

Maybe some dropped inside before you pulled out.

You don't have to cum inside her mate...there's always little discharge and exchange of fluids before u 'pull out'
Congrats bro u sld be happy...u got strong swimmers

see me see gutter...

U don't have to release inside her dude...your Siemen might have leaked inside her

Chai, who send me go Bleep

Prince4945:
We had sex, skin to skin...Before cumming I was fully aware I was gonna cum, and i did the withdrawal method and I executed it perfectly ...

But what I don't understand now is her sending me a picture of doctors report on WhatsApp saying she's pregnant ...

My day was ruined by that picture ,. I know she's a faithful type, and very emotional and abortion is a no no for her ...

But I still can't get my head out of the woods , how possible did she get pregnant ....

OK

Sorry for that bro. Just hope there would be a safe miscarriage.

Prince4945:
Chai, who send me go Bleep

Na the same babe wey dey complain of painful sex? If na she, then your cup don full be that.

Good luck bro

doctor's report my ass.

tel her to kip d baby, imediately she wil tel u d trut...

wow congratulations bro,u will soon b a father

See question. Somebody remind me how much dey sale condom.

See Yawa Oh! U Sef Ur Head No Complete, Shey Condom No Dey Ni?

ikp120:
Na the same babe wey dey complain of painful sex? If na she, then your cup don full be that.

Good luck bro

Baba it is she ohh

kachi7021:
U don't have to release inside her dude...your Siemen might have leaked inside her

Lol. No be only "Siemen", which model abeg?

@Op, your pre seminal fluid can get a woman pregnant, its either that or your pull out game is weak.

Just wait till she gives birth then do a DNA test to be double sure, I don't advise abortion.

The children God gives these days are android children, very wise, intelligent and a delight to have.

Congratulations baba Beji.

Prince4945:


Baba it is she ohh

Chai, wahala just dey sleep you just go wake am up. That was a bad omen but you didn't spot it.

Prepare to be a father. Sorry for that bro.

Dvmb questions flooding romanceland these days

kennygee:


Lol. No be only "Siemen", which model abeg?

@Op, your pre seminal fluid can get a woman pregnant, its either that or your pull out game is weak.

Just wait till she gives birth then do a DNA test to be double sure, I don't advise abortion.

The children God gives these days are android children, very wise, intelligent and a delight to have.

Congratulations baba Beji.

Kenny, abeg what about iOS, Windows, Mackintosh and Linus children? God no get those ones ni?

Happy weekend to my girlfriend!

congrats...

I do not understand nairaland guys, is it that you guys skip biology classes in secondary school or you just slept your way through the lectures

ikp120:
Kenny, abeg what about iOS, Windows, Mackintosh and Linus children? God no get those ones ni?

Happy weekend to my girlfriend!

I'm just saying kids these days are very smart, they are more than a blessing.

Kikiiki u didnt cum in her u EJACULATED in her.

Op haven't you heard of pre-cum. You know say u never ready for pikin u nor use Condom. I wish you happy Father's day in advance.

kennygee:


Lol. No be only "Siemen", which model abeg?

@Op, your pre seminal fluid can get a woman pregnant, its either that or your pull out game is weak.

Just wait till she gives birth then do a DNA test to be double sure, I don't advise abortion.

The children God gives these days are android children, very wise, intelligent and a delight to have.

Congratulations baba Beji.

U are funny for Africa....which one is android children again

jenny21:
I do not understand nairaland guys, is it that you guys skip biology classes in secondary school or you just slept your way through the lectures

When they hate the teacher taking the course, what do u expect??

kachi7021:


U are funny for Africa....which one is android children again

My dear, I know a four year old boy who will go to play store on your phone and download games he wants to play.

He knows the difference between Pin, password and pattern.

Everyone in his house deleted all their games and passworded it, else Matthew will download games on your phone and kill your battery playing them.

Those are the android kids I'm talking about.

Iz u stupid? Yo practicing what mummy and daddy do after daddy has paid bride price on your gf and you coming to ask us help out, we're u expecting $1.8bn USD after u did withdrawal method? Like you don't know how much condom is.

Niggur deal with it. Go price baby diapers and baby tools, ah hope you got money for traditional and white wedding? Don't ruin the girls life and make her a monster tomorrow for the few good guys left.
If u dump this girlie to her own cross, the next guy who comes close would be a prospective maga.

Sort yourself out with her o. God don catch u, your sidechick escapades are over now..

*laughing like Hyena*