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Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 11:17pm On May 05, 2017 |
kennygee: Computer age ...my one year old niece even knows when to pose when taking a photo... |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 11:24pm On May 05, 2017 |
kachi7021: That's it. They are really smart. |
Re: Lol by menxer: 11:26pm On May 05, 2017 |
going skin diving is an experience worth having only tempered with its consequences. that you didn't cum inside is not a tenable excuse in this court, that you went diving without your safety gears is proof positive of guilt. D&C is not an option? congratulations! Do invite us to the naming ceremony. 1 Like |
Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 11:27pm On May 05, 2017 |
OP invite us for the naming but come to think of it...the thought of having someone preggy can give sleepless nights ehn 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 11:38pm On May 05, 2017 |
kachi7021: It's past 12midnight and Iv forgotten how to sleep 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lol by kachi7021(m): 11:43pm On May 05, 2017 |
Prince4945: I have been down that road, your brain would be on automatic playback simulating every every |
Re: Lol by oliverano: 12:06am On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945: congratulations!!! |
Re: Lol by Moblord(m): 12:11am On May 06, 2017 |
all thanks to the pre cum |
Re: Lol by HashtagMoniker(m): 12:55am On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:Oga, you came here to tell NLers about your mistake as if we were der with you wen u were doing chuku chuku with her. U can't do anything now FIFA has already recognized it as a goal, you just have to man up and take responsibility, you never can tell that child cud b your salvation, abortion is not option don't even think about it. Just resolve to give the child the best in life and am not just talking about money but affection, attention and affirmation and you'll be happy for d mistake. But to avoid this kind of nsogbu again, next​ time don't do skin to skin but ABSTINENCE has been helping your ancestors since Eden and is trustworthy up till now. So zip up until u ready for another junior. Ka chi fo. 1 Like |
Re: Lol by tosyne2much(m): 1:44am On May 06, 2017 |
You can get a lady pregnant even if you're very sure you didn't cum inside her Anyway, happy father's day in advance |
Re: Lol by valgbo(m): 3:25am On May 06, 2017 |
lol I can relate......smh some girls Shaa |
Re: Lol by valgbo(m): 3:29am On May 06, 2017 |
ellagabs:exactly what I did......... tell her u don't want abortion that it's killing......... and watch the pregnancy disappear immediately |
Re: Lol by rejuvenation: 5:39am On May 06, 2017 |
amarachi don get belle, shakara don end |
Re: Lol by okhiai1(m): 5:48am On May 06, 2017 |
kennygee: How you take know say na two |
Re: Lol by PromiseUche(m): 6:35am On May 06, 2017 |
Indeed "she is a faithful type" we are d unfaithful. Well done Bro! |
Re: Lol by firstking01(m): 6:41am On May 06, 2017 |
When will all these blockheads be wise?, mtcheew. |
Re: Lol by SINZ: 6:55am On May 06, 2017 |
Na immaculate conception. She was conceived of the Holy Spirit. 2 Likes |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 7:19am On May 06, 2017 |
I'm in a really big dilemma here, by my calculations the pregnancy should be a month by now |
Re: Lol by savvy12: 7:24am On May 06, 2017 |
ikp120:seriously? you see women as nothing, right? Do you even know the meaning of miscarriage? As someone who saw her mom had miscarriage when little, I won't wish that to my fellow woman. The guy should man up and take responsibility when the child comes, that's the only solution. please, let's watch what we say. 1 Like |
Re: Lol by savvy12: 7:26am On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:You are now a father. Be ready to take responsibility. let this a lesson to u. |
Re: Lol by vicben27(m): 7:45am On May 06, 2017 |
kennygee:ur absolutely right dear , my elder bro's son who jst turn 3 last week knwz hw to operat his andriod phone more than him he knws were the games, n all d videos are,infact if ur lookin for somtin in d phone jst call him n he'll show u d location children of nw adayz are too sharp n are Blessings frm GOD |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 8:09am On May 06, 2017 |
Re: Lol by Princeboca12(m): 8:19am On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945: Happy Father's day. When God dey tell una to avoid bleeping before marriage una dey think say d guy no sabi wetin e dey talk. Better keep that pikin. #Mtcheeeewww |
Re: Lol by Princeboca12(m): 8:24am On May 06, 2017 |
gimakon: Laughing like Orangutan. Hahahhahohohohehhehhuuhuhhihihi |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 8:38am On May 06, 2017 |
Pinshure of the test result she sent u on whatsapp or idonbilivit even if na true sef why u dy shout help? Wetin u want make we help u do abi u need money for the baby |
Re: Lol by lenosego(m): 8:47am On May 06, 2017 |
the girl didn't get pretty by u
precum doesn't impregnate. another guy bleeped her 1 Like |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 9:26am On May 06, 2017 |
lenosego: No other guy bleeped her bro |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 9:27am On May 06, 2017 |
I also learnt that getting rid of it at this early stage is easier than at a latter stage, true.? |
Re: Lol by savvy12: 9:39am On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:Oga,take responsibility for your actions and stop talking of abortion. some girls have lost their lives through abortion. I don't think you love that girl. And try and zip up.sleeping around when you know you are not ready for marriage.smh |
Re: Lol by HeGeMon(m): 10:40am On May 06, 2017 |
Safiaa:
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Re: Lol by Nobody: 10:58am On May 06, 2017 |
You can never be 100% sure you didnt release inside. A drop of sperm is enough to get a woman pregnant. Be diplomatic in trying to find out if she was druged, and someone slept with her when she was uconscious. Finally, you can try a DNA. Well, I dont know if you guys are married but sex is better after wedlock. |
Re: Lol by hernandson(m): 11:37am On May 06, 2017 |
Kai do they have reach your side at OP,sowie ehn |
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