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Re: Lol by DONFASZY(m): 12:25pm On May 06, 2017 |
Congrat U r a married man now Double ur hustle like a married man U ve family to care for nw Idiot |
Re: Lol by hernandson(m): 1:00pm On May 06, 2017 |
Stevengerd:that's the power of flesh to flesh....sweetness at its peak...and baby things are so expensive now ehn...even diapers na big money |
Re: Lol by hernandson(m): 1:03pm On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:sorry mate,lemme just hint you,baby things are very expensive oo,even diapers. She might be playing pranks on you though,tell her to keep the child and hear what she would say. was she the one that said you shouldn't use condom?,so we can know where there is foul play,you never can know |
Re: Lol by Erums(m): 1:18pm On May 06, 2017 |
Congrats.... If y aint ready... U shud have shunned skin to skin naaa.... Its not good naaaa... See diapers are costly, so its milk.... Is nt good naa |
Re: Lol by ghettochild(m): 1:29pm On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:idiot! go n embrace ur wife |
Re: Lol by Stevengerd(m): 1:49pm On May 06, 2017 |
hernandson:This Economy No Be Sumthin Wey Persin Go Kon Make This Kind Mistake. |
Re: Lol by hernandson(m): 4:42pm On May 06, 2017 |
Stevengerd:I swear down, konji sef they get sense. |
Re: Lol by ElsonMorali: 4:46pm On May 06, 2017 |
Congrats bro, you're officially a daddy. |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 5:53pm On May 06, 2017 |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 5:54pm On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:Don't cry just accept ur baby nd take care of both the mother nd ur baby wish u all the best. |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 6:07pm On May 06, 2017 |
Prince4945:how did ur head enter the wood in the first place? Or don't you know that your pre-cum may have some living sperm in it? Stop pretending and take full responsibility jare... I can't get my head off the wood ko I can't remove my prick off the wood ni... |
Re: Lol by Stevengerd(m): 6:17pm On May 06, 2017 |
hernandson:Persin Wey No Get Money In Prick No Dey Strong. To Avoid Stories That Touch 1 Like |
Re: Lol by SetrakusRa(m): 6:39pm On May 06, 2017 |
Wait o.. Same girl wey the thing dey pain? |
Re: Lol by kennyjam: 5:44pm On May 07, 2017 |
kennygee: MaMa IbEjI |
Re: Lol by Divay22(f): 5:57pm On May 07, 2017 |
Congratulations papa Ejime 1 Like |
Re: Lol by swiitJese(f): 6:03pm On May 07, 2017 |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 8:00pm On May 08, 2017 |
Prince4945:Imagine a man was carrying an umbrella and a man was at his back carrying a gun. Suddenly a gunshot was heard but it was the man with the umbrella at the front that's responsible. That's ur case lol... But on the serious side, she's pregnant cause u gave her the pregnancy. This is a personal experience, I was taught in biology that we release sperm during sex before cumming and its enough to make a baby. If u don't blv me. I can't tell u to self-service lol... But when I self-service, before I cum at all, sperms already drip out of me but its not compared to the actual cumming. If u don't believe u are responsible for the baby, wait till after childbirth and carry out a DNA scan. I hope I made little bit of sense. The withdrawal method is not always reliable because of unforseen circumstance like this. But on the plus side. YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A DADDY!!! Congrats man... Don't u dare think of killing the unborn child. He might become a president or commisoner tomorrow. Who knows? |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 8:02pm On May 08, 2017 |
jenny21:I think its both lol... |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 8:07pm On May 08, 2017 |
okhiai1:Maybe na him do am there. I think we just found our suspect. #FBI |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 08, 2017 |
Prince4945:Let me guess because u have a tracker/cctv implanted on her? Or u use the ancient style of chaining her down there lol...? I'm sorry 2 say but I trust NO ONE |
Re: Lol by khiaa(f): 1:50am On May 09, 2017 |
kelvinrhs: I got your email. You are welcome. |
Re: Lol by Nobody: 1:43pm On May 09, 2017 |
khiaa:It would have been nice if u replied lol... But thanks 4 reading *winks* |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 9:57am On May 11, 2017 |
E don be for me oh, her hostel mistress has found out, she said she fainted and they took her to the hostel clinic for treatment and after test found out she's pregnant ...What type of life is this, why is everything going south for me now |
Re: Lol by mikaael(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2017 |
kennygee: jeeez..I jus died...which one is android children again...God pls come quick |
Re: Lol by moorevic(m): 12:38pm On May 11, 2017 |
My bro na you give am belly so accept your fucking responsibility. Some amount of your sperm must have dripped out before you withdrew. |
Re: Lol by DoPeRoSa(f): 12:58pm On May 11, 2017 |
Congratulations papa born boy |
Re: Lol by Mobsync(m): 7:33pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Prince4945: How far? It's nine months already. She don born? |
Re: Lol by prodiG(m): 7:58pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
kennygee:Wicked man.The guy never take care of one and you dey cogratulate am 4 twins.You want kill am ni? |
Re: Lol by Prince4945(m): 8:58pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Mobsync: Hahaha honestly y'all don't wanna know how it all eventually turned out.....but it is well sha |
Re: Lol by mikejj(m): 9:14pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
maybe your village people complete the work. |
Re: Lol by Safiaa(f): 9:16pm On Feb 08, 2018 |
Prince4945:please tell us. Are you a father now? |
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