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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY UNBORN SONS AND DAUGHTERS

My child, yes you... I want to make some promises to you this day

That i will give you quality education and not just any, an education that will take you to places i never dreamt of.

That i will make sure i impart every good knowledge into you

The only problem i may have is this my child.....

Our society frowns at teaching of sex education, yet this ignorance is killing our people day after day. They will frown at it RELIGIOUSLY, yet it is the menance we have after corruption. Rape here today, perverts there tomorrow.

Good news my Daughter!

If i'm not allowed to teach you this 'sex education' myself..
I have devised a means of educating you indirectly..


By now, i know u have read the DIARY OF A STINGY SEX ADDICT. Good, if by now after reading this..., you still allow your mountain be sucked dry like the wall of Jericho, that means you are no daughter of mine.

If by now, a guy can still use gimmicks in you as i did to some other ladies, my dear truth be told... You have emulated nothing from me.

By now, if you can allow a guy toil with your emotions or scam you of your greatest assest..... im sorry, you may actually be a BASTARD.

And you my son,
Im sure you have read how your father made his youth count and doesnt got scammed easily.

If by now, you are still a father christmas to your 'will never marry' lovers..... Please try and ask your mother if im truly your father.

I wish y'all the greatest good feats in life. I love you.

Episode 1

DIARY OF A STINGY SEX ADDICT
I received a call that faithful Tuesday alas! It was a call from my dad.
“mtchew” I hissed before picking. why would he call me in between an operation?


I had just started cuddling Success. Her name is Success, I swear I don’t even know her surname yet she had been at my place since Saturday, I always leave her at home whenever I go to work, and whenever I get back I will come and meet my”matter”.


Success is a fat lady that whenever I call her “matter” she gets so annoyed and maybe starve me of sex that day. I remembered that night I called her 'matter' she got so angry that she slept without saying a word
, it was just the third day she came.

Anyways i didnt miss her until like 3 hours later, it was about some minutes around after 2am, success changed her sleeping position to backing me. The movement woke me up, that was when I knew what I had been missing. Success is so endowded that her yansh can conveniently carry 2 bottles of Maltina without touching each other. A well shaped rounded yansh. I can confess, success is blessed with this ukwuicious ukwu. Immediately she changed her position to facing me with those two edged Plump rocks, she slightly rubbed her strong buttocks on my already deflated deek, it was as if it got pumped, my diick was already at attention.

I don't know why it got so larger than it was as if it got pumped, my diick was already at attention. I don't know why it got the larger than it was before, I tried controlling myself, but after 5mins of battling massive erection, I got sober my strong heart melted and I started missing "my hot success". I later decided to talk her out of her anger..........
........if not for the fact that she was already snoring, I was thinking she truly wanted to punish me by giving me that backside shocker.

I tapped her at shoulder and she shrugged by moving her body like a moving snake.. "Ermm Ermm, success", I called her name 'you really don't know what play is ooo, I wasnt meaning what I said, in fact I was trying to say something else, you really heard me wrongly". I really don't know what to say at that point all I was thinking was how I could possibly get a doggy from my "matter".

"So you can actually called me a 'matter' Biodun"? Its okay, I actually sold myself cheap to you, when all I give to you is sex and sex, you already know how fat and thin my punnany is, why won't i now become a matter to you. All this while she was talking all I was thinking was how I want to devour and slide in my rod into her red sea. The last word I heard from her was the mention of "matter", and immediately something pulped into my brain.

"Haha, success, someone cannot play with you, is that how you use to do" that part of coker's song. "So you think what I mean is this matter we learnt back in primary school se? No now, there is this particular Man Utd player called Mata, he is very handsome and so skillful, I was only praising you by comparing you with him. see, come and see his picture "I opened my phone and I ran like Ussain Bolt into my browser, I typed 'Juan mata's picture'. Omo, come see better network, the thing just opened as autobiography, before i knew it she had already zoomed on the picture. I was happy with myself that I win surely win this challenge. She flicked my phone at me and then went back to sleep. I was so happy that I threw my phone on the rug and went into sleeping position too, I tried cuddling and yes, she responded like a waiting couple already waiting for the Pastor to say "you may kiss your bride". We cuddled, fingered, kissed, I sucked the both oranges on her chest, wait guys I want to digress.... I have two questions for y'all why is it that ladies with massive boothside seldomly have big boob's? Hmm?... dunno ooo, number 2 though, why is it that most guys don't even know the surname of the girls we have sex with, I only remember those we went to school together, only their name is what I want to know. guys, what if (well, God forbid) the girl faints and got rushed to the hospital and you are asked her full name... anyway, it's a rhetorical question.

Success and I got so romantic and i upped my game by trying to off her panties. oh boy, I got the shocker of my life, she said ’’I’m going to think about it, I still don’t know if you just lied to me” put yourself in my shoes at that moment , Jes! I felt the way you will feel
The morning came, I wasn’t going to work as it was public holiday, I woke up with this slight pain throughout my joystick region, it wasn’t severe, I guess was because of the mid-night vigil my penis had, waiting for a prey to devour and yet none came. I got up, went into my fridge, I had an apple there, so I devoured it immediately without washing.
Success was still asleep when I went out to play sport bet, it was a Tuesday and champions league date too. After booking my game, I waited there to feel some side attraction, arguments and so on.
I got home around 11:30am and my room was smelling so nice and was very tidy you want to know what was smelling so nice ba? Yes , that my matter just finished preparing indomie with egg. You don’t want to know how hungry I was then, immediately I started eating the scrumtious meal, I remembered success is not even saying anything yet, she was just moving around the room only in her panties no bra, nothing, just pant!……. I had barely ate 3 spoonful of indomie, when my eye caught this shaking bum bum, Ha! Success want to kill somebody.

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I dropped my spoon and went to her , I dropped on my knees immediately I got to her position,

’’ Success now, pls, okay I promise it won’t happen again, I swear”


I was about swearing on my papa’s grave just as I always see in those nollywood movies, before I remembered my papa is hale are hearty and very much alive. I then said “I swear with all I have, I beg Really, Kongi na bastard


“stand up,I said stand up” success ordered. I stood up and landed a kiss on her thick lips...


Have u ever fucvked a lady with thick booty and thick lips before?


success is real damsel, I started moving the wall of Jericho and scrolling through the mountain at her back-side with my hands squeezing them like my success lies inside the yansh.


In no time we are already on the floor, she removed my peniss and inserted it into her mouth, she pumped it and I felt as if I already was in paradise. I dont know why she hates chocolate.... See, i will give u one orijo..

Buy a lady an ice cream and watcg how she licks it... That is the way she'll lick your prick.


I held her hair tight to help the friction of my pennies go smooth, I was still closing my eyes when she stood up and moved her ass-side to my preek position she was about inserting my hard long rod into her red sea when my phone rang. Chai! that was my father calling..... you can now all see why hissed while I picked his call.

 

 NEXT UPDATE

 “Hello Abey”, the voice was not my father’s own “Hello I answered, “who is this”, replied. “Ode (fool), so you don’t recognize my voice again ba?” the voice said, “wait oo, wait oo, Neyo” The voice laughed at me on phone and then I remembered my childhood friend, Niyi.

 Niyi and I grew up together at Oke-Ado before he travelled down to the states, but one thing we both do then is to share everything together including cloths. We live on the same street and we are always doing everything together. Infact, we got disflowered together by same person.



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EPISODE 2



Have you ever liicked plate before?

Yes u heard me right... Eat a lady's  pussay. ...

It all started from there.

Neyo and I were just 14 and 13 years old respectively, before Niyi left to meet his dad in the states.


"Omo, I just came back yesterday. I asked about you from your dad and he said you dey lag. Which side you dey for Lag sef?"

"Ojota" I answered.


"Okay I will call you with my number"

And the call dropped.

It was still as if I just received a call from a ghost.

It's been a long time. Niyi, my best friend. I need to slap that idiott the next time I meet him in person.

He traveled and I got to hear that from his grandma. He couldn't even call or search for me since almost 17 years ago.

My preek was deflated already and I'm sure success is out of her mood. Who knows if I can still get her to fvck me?

"matt.... My, my babee”

I was just about to call her 'matter' again before i remrmbered what i passed through the night.

" you dont even bother asking who called me”? I asked her.

"Come first” she said with a very low tone.
I moved nearer to her and she dragged me to the bed where she was already lying.
She landed a kiss on my nipple and my dicck got up instantly. It tickled me while she switched over the both nipples without chocking... I was already as strong as a molten magma. I could wait no further, i raised her right leg up and i was faced with a clean shaved pussay. I moved my head down nd landed my head on her clits. I licked it and pushed my tongue further inside her vaginal, alas! It was warm and very meaty. I had a good time licking her 'gates of heaven'.
Meanwhile, i was busy in between my 'matter's legs.... I was also busy using my right hand playing with her breasts. She has a very wholly nipple.
It was not even up to 5 minutes if i was checking the time.... I realised Success was jerking as if something was vibrating her. I wonder why i havent chocked all this while my head was buried there. Her pussyy started bringing out some whitish substance.
"oh babe, u re making me cum” she moaned while still jerking.

I got up immediately and carefully placed my already diick inside her warm pussyy.

"Haaa'' in a very angelic singing mode.. That was Success moaning into my ears.
I was busy banging her in a missionary style.... I digged her for some while and not quite long, i got some movement around my waist.... Chai i will cuum soon. I later tried to remove myself from her and either pour my akamu on the bed... Was when i discovered Success is wrapping her legs around my waist... I couldnt move . I tried moving but couldnt. At last i was able to break out, but unfortunate, i had poured all my expensive akamu into her. I was angry with her but was also happy with the experience i had.


" you cant even cuddle me" she said softly... I was alreadt angry and happy, so with her i was angry... I didnt answer her, i was trying to get my wat to the fridge to get a chilled water.
Let me digress... One question guys... Why is it that some of us get angry or lose affection with our sex patner immediately after we cumm? Why?

As of that moment, i was angry and disgusted at all her shape... foolish me, i love all i was seeing some 15 minutes ago oo.

I found my way into my fridge, got a chilled water and gulped it, that was when i realised i might not even last another 10 minutes if not for the water.


" i will be going today" she said as she
moved her arse off my bed.
Immediately i remembered all i had in my account was 10k.

I had promised her 6k before she came for 6 days.

"But why u no tell me before"?
I probed.
"My friend called that i have to attend a lecture, its very important " she answered.

"okay no wahala" i said as i went into the shower.

I told her i want to visit the bank ATM to withdraw some cash to give to her. She obliged and i left the room.

Emi funrara mi ( me myself ). I was already thinking of what gimmick i will use on her to make her go without giving her a dime.

Next update...

"what nonsense, why wont you give me anything for my t fare"


" wetin make fowl dey shiit, no dey wee i go show you today" Before i knew it... She was already shouting on top of her voice.

"you see, people are knocking my door already"




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Emi funrara mi ( me myself ). I was already thinking of what gimmick i will use on her to make her go without giving her a dime.

I got to the ATM machine and i inserted my card, in no time i had finished with all nessecities, pin, amount blah blah blah.... ” if i give ds one 6k now, wetin i go chop ” i thought to my self as the machine keep flashing 'please wait'.... After some seconds it wrote ''issuer or bank inoperative''. Ha!, i kumma dont want to give her anything before. I ejected my card and dashed away from there straight to my house.


" Success, the ATM no gree bring money ooo" i said.

"have you tried other banks ? Because you came back too early" she replied..
I couldnt say a word and was trying to search for a valid lie..
" i tried but people were just too many”. I finially replied.

"Ok, give me the card, i will go and queue, or transfer the cash to my accout, i will go and queue” she answered

" see, success or what is your name, i will send it to you tomorrow, go i will go and do a fund transfer tomorrow inside the bank" i said in an impatient mood.


" i trust you, your carpenter no go wan use teeth remove nail" she said this while moving near me and held the buckle of my pants.


" wetin make fowl dey shit, i go show you today" Before i knew it... She was already shouting on top of her voice.

It was as if i was dreaming, Success, is this not the Success i met at Ojuelegba while i was trying to get some cylinder
valves and regulator?

No it cant be.... You cant believe i met Success at Jibowu bus stop when i was on a queue to board a BRT down to Ojota.

I was on a queue and i
there were about 4 people in front of me to get to the
ticket vendor. I realised, the lanky ticketer got into an argument with a fat lady, the first rhing i realised on the
lady was her big yansh and number 8 shape, i was late already and needed no more delay at this bus stop. I left the
queue and moved closer to them only to know what is causing the scuffle.

" ki lo sele now ( what is happening here)" i asked

"Bros no worry, i will teach her some sense, no be everybody you go just dey talk to anyhow, do you kmow who i am?" The ticketer answered.

" your father well well, who you be, tell me who u be"? This lady barked back.

"I beg, wetin happen, make we comot for here now" i said in a begging tone.

" guy, see this lady dey tell me say she wan collect 20naira change and i tell am say no change, na hin make her dey abuse my papa join my ancesstors oo"

chai! Lagos with wahala, " so na because of 20 naira, na hin go make person shhit for body here ba? I asked

" okaym aunty, collect your 100 naira back, i go pay, i beg"
fast forwarded... We are together in thesame BRT....
Yes, that fat lady and i.

"im Biodun, see i will te'l you why you should'nt fight those riff raffs again oo, most of them get jazz, i tell u, seei wish i can tell you how a friend of mine got stabbed by one of this uniformed agbero once, but umfortunately im very close to my bus stop, let me have your contact, we'll pick it up from there" i said.

That was how i met Success and we talked it through til she visited last Friday.

All this flashed inside
my brain while i was still locked at the trousers, close to my blokkuss.


"you see, people are knocking my door already, what is all this nonsense now"?
I barked at her in a scaring tone.

"You ke you never see anything" she said.

Already, someone was knocking at my door, im sure it was Osas.
I asked Success to allow me make a mobile transfer and she obliged.

I transfered 3 thousand into her account and promised to do anorher 5k the following day. I wasnt expecting her to
accept but she did.

I opened my door and met no one oustside.

"imagine, if this winch girl wan kill me too, no one go rescue me " i thought withing myself as i moved inside the corrider.

I took my phone and tried checking my whatsapp messsges. The first thing i saw was Bunmi's message. I opened and the message took a little while to load, it was a picture. After some seconds, it has opened and i was already staring at a very nice looking pussay, at that moment, i was certain it would actually smell nice..... My dickk stood up immediately.
Haba! How can i be staring at an untouched new signing pussay and still remain thesame. Bunmi, wont kill me... She is a crazy girl that love talking dirty on phone, she will only talk about how she wants to Bleep me or how she just twerked for a man at one club nd the man cummmed all over her body.

"see, u cant eat your cake and have it, i will never visit you again" i never noticed that stupid "matter " was behind me, she was set to go, she walked pass me with her bag. Shaking one nonsense bootty at my face. What really got me angry at that moment was how i started having feelings to hold her yansh again. Chai! That devil is a liar.

I Couldn't believe my eyes when i saw little hairy part Bummi's pussay starting at me from my phone. She left that part just like a moustache, it was neatly shaved and im sure it would eatable. I later saw 'typing......' and gbam, the message came, '' when can i come ? "

Ha, thank God this foolish girl is gone, with that useless buttom shacking by force.

The next call i recieved distracted my reasoning, a strange number.
"Abey, na my number be that oo" That was Niyi... Remember my childhood friend.

" i go enter lag tomorrow, make we sit down together now" he spoke with some excitment. "sure, hope u brought me yankee chocolate sha? " i said.

"no be only yankee choco, na yankee penis you go suck ''. Neyo replied and hung up.

I forgot that mofo in gv and opened my phone to reply the Bunmi sex chatting me.

"see, im broke now, i cant foot your bills to come or even take good care of you when u get here" i typed.

The message delivered but was not read.
While still standing, something flashed into my memory and i rushed into my room immediately.
Guys, my necklace was gone, i, sure i kept it on my tv hanger. I couldnt find it. I started upturning my room, maybe i forgot where i kept it.
My phone rang while i was still seaching my room... Maybe i was too busy to notice the sound. I got devastated, 'could she have stole my necklace?

I took my phone to call her and comfirm that..... What i saw shocked me.
" i told you, you cant eat your cake and have it, i took your chain in exchange for my time with you, idiiot"

No need to search any further.
Should i cry?
I was a bastard, i could have just give her the money she requested, i wouldnt have lost my 20k worth necklace.

I tried thinking on how to get back at her, but i was to devasted to get a conclusion.

I went out after taking my bath, i went straight to a local bar close to my house and ordered some green bottles.


Next update..


" do you dont know i bleeped a mayor's daughter at Minnesotta? see this was how it went down"


" am i speaking with Mr Abiodun?, the owner of this phone got involved in an accident at Ilorin, she kept mentioning your name, so we had to call you".

" Accident?, how is she doing please,....." the call ended before i could finish what i was saying.

That was Bunmi's phone, did they say she had an accident?




The story is just starting...




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na why oooo wetin man no go see on here, bleep rated story upandan.....nice one any way

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Episode 3


" Do you dont know i bleeped a mayor's daughter at Minnesotta? see this was how it went down"
Neyo started narrating how he fuvked a mayor's daughter at Minneaoplis.

" i got admitted into an instution immediately after my high school . I was very happy i got into a college at least. I couldn't comprehend how to live my life there. It was rough, no friends just always on my own. I later broke through after some weeks. A girl came and asked which country i came from. I proudly told her i'm from Naija. Knowing fully well she would be proud to associate with me but nay.... She got disgusted and walked away without saying a word”

"na waa for you ooo, so you no fit form say na south Africa u for come?" i said.

" guy, i no know wetin dey sup that time now, i was young. Infact, had i told her i was from SA, i wouldnt have gotten a fvck from most of them"

" baba abeg continue, i dey feel u" i interjected.

" Immediately i told her i be naija guy, she started broadcasting it around and i got more hatred from most of my classmates. Bros, oyinbo na racist ooo. You won't believe that anytime i sit with anyone i the class, they always move their seats away..

Not until one day i went into the library. After i picked up book to read, i looked for a seat to read. I didnt noticed i was sitting directly opposite a young lady. Immediately i realised a figure in front of me, i looked up and she was a white lady, she was deeply buried inside her study.
I cleared my throat to raise some attention. She looked up and caught my stare.

Me :"Hi"
Her : hmmmn.

After some minutes, she knocked the study desk and asked if i can explain something to her. I collected her book and realised it was only an easy one... Maybe she actually wanted to enter me. I explained and she thanked me. We exchanged contacts and we got talking.

Her name is Janet, we call her Jane.

Jane is always around me whenever we are in the campus, so fond of me.
Guy something happened one day... ( Neyo tapped me as he talked on ) i was at my dorm when u recieved a message from her, she said i should meet her inside the male's toilet of our library.
Crazy girl, how did she managed to get into the Toilet. In no time i was dressed and i was off to the library. I got there and i saw that the library was crowded and full of more students.

I texted back telling her im sitted at a row just behind the administrative dock.
" come into the male's gents '
i stood up with fear and obliged.
I moved with fear and got nearer. I heard some laughter and i paused, i listened very carefully and heard
" oh, oh "
" yea, yea"
As if i disturbed an action, i immediately heard 'hurgggggghhhh' from a male voice. Seems the owner of the voice just cummmmed.

The voice i heard disturbed my attention.... It was Jane's
'Neyio' she whispered. I moved closer to her and on getting to her grasp, she dragged me in and landed a kiss on my lips.. I never knew u don't need to woo a white lady before fuvcking her. I was still earth deep in kisses when she started unbuckling my belt. She removed my diick and started stroking it... That got up in an instant and i started handling her breast, whao! She's got a succulent bobby indeed. I was already not intrested at her kisses anymore... But walahi 'oyibo' like kiss' . At last i got freed from her kiss, my saliva is already dry. As if that was not enough, she went straight down to my ppeniss and put it into her mouth... Me,myself... Still not believing all the drama. So an oyibo lady dey use her pink lips suck my dickkk. Chai, life is sweet!
Still deep in my tought, what brought me back was the run of blood throughout my body.... Eh, it was as if many snakes are running in my body.... I was cummming. I jerked and threw the whole thing into her
mouth..... This girl bad... O Boy, you no go believe say the girl swallowed my spperm.

My dicck was not as strong as much again... And she noticed that... She started stroking again and i stood up whilst doing that.... She hugged me and put her tongue into my ear and the my dead diickk rose.
She turned immediately holding the wall and raised her skirts... Alas! She was not wearing any panties, For the very first time i was seeing a white lady's pussy live. The clits were redish and i wasted no time. I let through my strong dicckk into her all wet pussay, she jumped up immediately as my dicck got the penetration... She said 'No, Neyio, you gotta eat me'. What! I screamed and was about pulling my trousers up when she said ' ok, ok... Just fvuk me'
i wasted no time, i let losr the full strenght of my pistol dicck into hee reddish pussay, i fuvcked and thrusted till i realised she was already pouring whithish substance from her pussay, at the same time chocking. I removed it and she screamed out so loud.

I got so scared and asked her why.... She was still recovering from the semi- marathon fuvk and couldnt say a word. I helped her wore her cloths. I was still trying to clean my belt buckle when i heard

'gbam, gbam, gbam'
" open up now " The thick male voice ordered. I got scared immediately.
It immediately dawn on me that im gonna go to jail. Worst, um gonna get deported back home.... I remembered you and imagined you laughing hard and making jest of me."
We both laughed at the interjection he made about me. Neyo ordered another set of drinks and i realised we had both gulped eight bottles of green bottled beer.
" Neyo, na you drink the whole seven "? I asked

" Were ( mad man ), cant you count? Coun

Were ( mad man ), cant you count? Count those ones wey dey your front now."
Neyo said jokingly.

" so who come knock the door "
i asked.

Neyo replied me.... " o boy, as i opened the door i sae one huge guy, wey dey dressed like a security operative. I got scared just as i saw his figure. He came nearer and raised his hand up.... I was anticipating a slap when i got a pat at my back... My eyes were closed and i was still expecting a slap. The next i heard was a chorus laughter. I opened my eyes and realized we are 4 people un there already, two white ladies a black guy and myself.

"what is going on here" i asked

" jane, Tom will be here soon... Let's go." The second white lady ordered. she and Jane walked away, but she pecked me before she went away.

I was still mouth ajaw when they walked away before i was snapped out of my..... by this huge guy.

His name is Nathaniel, the guy told me he is from Ghana.

"do you know those ladies are the only daughters of the Mayor"? Nathan asked

I just met this girl and she is so fond of me, you don't mean it that they are a Mayor's daughter. "

The call i recieved on my phone distracted our conversation....




"Hello" i spoke softly.

" Am i speaking with Mr Abiodun?, the owner of this phone got involved in an accident at Ilorin, she kept mentioning your name, so we had to call you".

" Accident?, how is she doing please,....." the call ended before i could finish what i was saying.

That was Bunmi's phone, did they say she had an accident?

I called the number back and it was switched off. The time is already some minutes before 3am.

I was tensed... You know Bunmi said she was coming and i told her to come only if she agree to fund her coming and i will fund her going back.

She didnt agrer to the deal. She said she won't come...
Why is she now in the hospital.... Also involved in an accident?
All this keeps running through my mind and i couldnt concrntrate any further. Neyo kept telling me to calm down.

I tried calling again and voiala!
The call went through....


Next update


"hello"

"what is the name of the hospital ?
The call hung up again

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I sight you

Nice update.. Try and proof read too....

I don't know why I feel like you r about to be scammed with the way the caller is dropping the call... I might be wrong sha...

Episode 4


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"hello"

"what is the name of the hospital ?

The call hung up again.

I got so tensed and couldnt get myself right again.

I called the number severally and it wasnt reacheable still. Neyo decided to drive me home at around some mjnutes by 5am.

I got home and what i met was so surprising.

I got to my door and discovered the door was locked from inside.
Who came into my room without my knowledge?

What nonsense is this now?
I kept thinking many things but the major thought in my mind was the issue of Bunmi in hospital. So i was just too eager to know who invaded my privacy.

I knocked and no one was answering.. What nonsense now! I got so angry and bang the door with the anger.

I heard some movement inside the room and finally the door opened.
Immediately the lock clicked, a thought clicked in my mind. 'could it have been Success who have came back to 'deal with me'?

Hain, but she took my necklace now.

I flinged the door open without entring and i still cant find anyone, that person is hiding behind the door.

"who's that” i asked but no response.

I went in without hesitation and everywhere went black.

Who's that? I asked again, but rather getting a response what i got was a kiss.
No need to ask who it was again, that is Bisi and i know the shape of her
mouth and the style of her kiss.


How can i ever forget Benedicta..... Ha! If they award PH.d for speaking English Language, that girl shouldn't be an undergraduate still. Some people can speak grammer, big big ones ooo and yet they don't even have REMMARG in their head... Sorry, i just spelt 'grammer' from the back.

Benedicta is a young lady, very articulate.... I hardly hear her grammers over the phone sef, but that girl really dealt with me ooo, she made this network providers chop my money well well. I will always say 'ehn, ehn' whenever we are talking over the phone. That girl is a winch, she won't speak clearly lailai... Speak Yoruba, she cant speak. Speak igbo, for where? Well i don't blame her, that is what happen when you dont teach your children your language. Seriously, i see a damp....... For those that cant speak any Nigerian language ooo. Well, i reserve my comment.

'Which one be this again now,
Hon KAZZY friends Assiciation'. I said to myself immediately i saw an alert on my phone.

Kazeem was my school son... Oh not school son, i should rather say my school younger brother. I was a year senior to him but im not so older than him to call him my 'son'... Yet i can say this boldly, i thought Kazzy the rudiment of 'school politics'. That guy is a fantastic guy. We had met at F.C.E osiele,
before he moved on to Uni Ibadan.

Kazzy has added me to his whatsapp group. He told me about his ambition to vie for his faculty's student union President. ' fantastic idea ' i told him... After some consultation, i realised he is a strong candidate.
I wasnt the one who gave him the idea to create a whatsapp group, but i enjoyed it, beacause i flirted with it.

I was already through with my degree programme and i had gotten a job already.
One day i decided to check who the participants of the group are. As i was going on and checking gender through their dp's, i came accross this lady.. Benedicta. Well, talk of beauty, she's not found wanton. 'As a sharp guy wey no dey carry last' , i decided to hook her up. I realised my intentions will be countered on arrival if i decide to say hi to her or write any nonsese epistle.... And then the 'devil' dropped an idea. I sent a comma (,) to her. I already sent the first ' Apollo ' signal and im waiting for Neil Armstrong to bounce on the moon. Well, i wasn't allowed to wait for long, i saw a message from her. A full stop (.). I cant stop laughing as i saw this, i immediately sent her 'lol' back.

We started talking and before i knew it, i became a friend with her. I will call every evening, sometimes via calls and mostly whatsapp. It took a long time before she could send her picture to me, i cant imagine she never wanted to share her pics, maybe i should have realised her craziness with such act.

Beny and i had already thinking of meeting, that was like 3months after we met on whatsapp.

" i cant visit a guy in his house first."
" i cant ask a guy for money, isn't that why my parents are working? " Those are her words. I was so happy with the last one about why she won't ask a guy for money, 'at least, i can pinch my tent here' i said to myself.


Day after days and week after weeks. Finally i will meet Beny.

She called me a day before her arrival at lagos that she'll be coming home soon. Good news, i agree.

She came and yet we aint meeting still, she is always saying she cant leave home and her parents are around. Ha, for God sake, how many minutes is Magodo to Ikeja. I lived at Alausa. Very close!

I had already forgotten about her, before Bisi came visiting, she is an old GF... We met during my N.C.E days and we've been together irrespective how mamy times we fight. Don't worry you will know her full gist later.

Bisi was around and servicing my piston. Well i wasnt selfish, i was also servicing and greasing her engine too.

It was around 8am in the morning, just the second dat Bisi came. I recieved a call from Beny.....
"i will be coming towards Ogba today, how far is it to your place" she said softly over the phone.
Imagine, Ogba here.... Ogba that you can trek to from my house ( although, depending on your anger velocity ).
" Ogba is near, its just 100naira to my place ”. I answered. We chitchatted a liltle and i hung up. Yes!,
finally, we are meeting...
Yeepa! Bad market.... Bisi is around. Chai..... `Why is God punishing me` i said to myself.
Immediately, my countenance have changed... I couldnt concentrate on anything again and i was visibly angry.


Let me digress before i continue. 'Sebi' the bible said any part of the body that will make us lose heaven, we should cut them away? My brother, please look inward within yourself and see which one of these two is worth cutting away ( because im sure it must be one of the two ), T
YOUR EYES OR YOUR GBOLLA ?

Anyway.... Leave the answer to yourself, for me it should be my joystick.

Bisi realised i am not too happy any longer and she was furios too.

"what happen to you" she asked
" how do you mean " i replied.

She just starred at me for a long time and hissed, facing what she was doing.
I had knew Bisi for a very long time and im sure she know what was going on. Even if she
doesnt.... She had the idea of
what i was up to.


All i had on me that day was only 3000 naira, i know my way now. All i had in my mind was how i can best put myself in a very good spotlight.

Main reason why i wont take a lady to a resturant, and if i have to, Its definitely a mama put!

A popular adage says.... " a head that is destined to take a knock, will definitely get the knock at head. Even when he/she hid in a 'Moluee' or 'BRT BUS' he'll bring his head out for a passerby to knock.
That exactly was my case!

I got Beny's call at about 2pm.
"im coming now, send your home address" and she hung up.

Wha d' fuk!....

After she hung up, i checkes my phone and she has already dropped a message on my wharsapp, it was thesame as what she just told me on phone. I realised she had already sent the message 30 minutes ago. Definitely she should be near. I presume.

I replied her message with...
" i think we should meet at a neutral location first before visiting. You are even yet to know me in person" . Me myself.... Sharp guy, i hailed myself. She is online already and got my message instantly.

" okay where, since you dont want me to know your house"

Ha, see my life outside. I recieved a killer pass and im alrrady on offside!
See free toto, yet i cant bring her to my house. I cursed the day i allowed Bisi to visit.

I recieved her call some minutes later, she said she's already at Ikeja city mall waiting.

" im will be unside kfc waiting, the sun is too much here."

which kain devil be this one, me wey wan carry you go ' eeyi lobe Hotels and suites'

" oh good, i will meet you at kfc then"
dropped the call, who know what came on me, i strated sweating profusely... Was it because i ran so as not

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and guys, forgive all my typo errors.... im updating from a phone.
I will soon edit it all.

Wha d' fuk!....

After she hung up, i checkes my phone and she has already dropped a message on my wharsapp, it was thesame as what she just told me on phone. I realised she had already sent the message 30 minutes ago. Definitely she should be near. I presume.

I replied her message with...
" i think we should meet at a neutral location first before visiting. You are even yet to know me in person" . Me myself.... Sharp guy, i hailed myself. She is online already and got my message instantly.

" okay where, since you dont want me to know your house"

Ha, see my life outside. I recieved a killer pass and im alrrady on offside!
See free toto, yet i cant bring her to my house. I cursed the day i allowed Bisi to visit.

I recieved her call some minutes later, she said she's already at Ikeja city mall waiting.

" im will be unside kfc waiting, the sun is too much here."

which kain devil be this one, me wey wan carry you go ' eeyi lobe Hotels and suites'

" oh good, i will meet you at kfc then"
dropped the call, who know what came on me, i strated sweating profusely... Was it because i ran so as not to keep her waiting, or because i was sure im gonna spend my HEI ( hard earned income ) on a lady i wont lash?

I got a face towel of 100 naira beforgetting there, i wiped my face as i got to the venue...
Kfc is a glass fenced resturant and i took my time to check round the whole inside to see someome who was sitting alone. I did this so as to be sure im not entering a trap Yetunde once set for me, dont worry will gist you about that later.
' I hope she is thesame lady i saw in the picture ' my thouhts keeps going up and down.

"hey" someone tapped me from the back.
I faced back and what i saw was a tall straight lady carrying a very long braid. She was on a Ray bans and all i kept seeing at that moment was that she is taller than me.


"Do you have any boyfriend at all"
"why is that the fisrt question you asked"
" i asked because you are too beautiful for someone to share alone, u, sure you will have 20 suutors daily" she laughed at my wit and asked one question that quizzed me.
" why don't you want me to come to your house, really? She emphazised.

"ha,ha....ha.. You see, i dont want it to look like i am too eager to kiss you, moreso, i dont trust myself to let you go completely as you came"

" hian hian, will you eat me "

we both laughed at this as the waiter interrupted our conversation.

"your bill sir"

I collected and checked. I kept starring at this small paper on my hand and i felt like farrting.

What i kept seeing is 6400 naira, i immediately flashed back into my account and all i had there was only 3000 naira.

'Ha, temi bami' ( im doomed).

The call that came into my phone made me alerted and realised the full implication of what came on me.


Next update...


"you must be stupwid to say thay, do you think we are playing here? Im calling the police."



drabeey wrote this

Fabulous work... I'm seriously following u.

after many days of no update you now decided to bless us with 3 same update. There is God O

priestchurch:
Fabulous work... I'm seriously following u.

i sight u

waiting.......

guy please be realistic with ur story.....what about bisi now abi yuh just dump her in house without any ish and go to meet another lady somewhere else....keep it up

waluga:
guy please be realistic with ur story.....what about bisi now abi yuh just dump her in house without any ish and go to meet another lady somewhere else....keep it up

Read the story well my broda

have read it over and over...dont worry any way its like that ur style of story writing