THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY...

Let me expressly espouse you in the opinion that "there is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just concluded his/her national youth service (NYSC)"
I will need to remind you of his/her income and expenditure in that 1-year program before you request for a car or a mansion. Take a look at this NYSC corp member funny analysis below:


TOTAL INCOME

19,800 x 11months = N217,800

Note: that first allawee was paid in the orientation camp.

EXPENDITURE

Tithes: 1,980 × 11= N21,780 (for those who pay)

Bank charges: 105 x 11 = N1,155

Food: 10,000 (at least) x 11= N110,000

Call card: 1,000 (monthly) x 11= N11,000

Phone subscription: 1,200 (at least in a month) x 11 = N13,200

Transport fare to CDS/Clearance: 500 (at least in a month) x 11 = N5,500

Cream, toothpaste, bathing and washing soaps: N5,000 (for 11months)

Clothes and shoe: N22,000 (for 11months)

Transport fare back home: N6,000 e.g. (those who served in the north, and lives in the south)
Other contingencies: N20,000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport fare to church/mosque e.t.c.)

TOTAL EXPENDITURE: - N215,635

BALANCE:- 217,800- 215,635 = N2,165.

Note these calculations doesn't apply to guys like me who turn up at the club every Friday. My bank account has been flagged red!

Please, do thank him/her if you receive kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as a gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Lol.

Thanks for understanding... #NYSC #POP #LOADING. Congrats to the outgoing corp members. May God transform your jungle boots into office shoes, your Khaki into office suits, your allowance into a bogus salary. Remember do not over 'shaiye and shayo' during the POP celebrations. Stay safe!!

Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/04/lol-funny-analysis-by-nysc-corps-member.html

Complete analysis. Lol

Lol, not completely true. Some pple can manage very well o, and some States/ppa pay their corpers too. So some corpers do save during their service year, not all tho.

Some sharp corpers even do other things like sewing, shoe making, bids making etc during their service year.

My point is: your analysis might be true but not to all.

Cc Lalasticlala
Mynd

I'm a guy but don't really care about fellow guys during service but d ladies..
How do ladies survive this esp those with no backup from loved ones?

That reminds me. A lady mistakenly used her alawee to recharge her phone when she wanted to transfer , who knows her update??

I don't pay tithe ... I flex and it's still low budget... DAT allawe is just too small.