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| Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork: 12:22pm On May 14, 2017 |
Guys today is yorrrr locky day and after using this technic,u will move up in life....this can be used for any single or marrrrrreid chick.... Step1 Choose which chick u want cozzzz there are about 500million chicks.  Step2 Choose which complexsion u want cozzzz there are about 900 million dakskin chicks an only 290 lightskin chicks acordin to poll result  Step 3 Yorrrr first appppproach muss always be on queens English an not pigeon English ( Homebase people plisss take note) .. pigeon English make u sound like farmer!! No ooofensece! Step 4 Once u catch the chick,jusss say this:. ** 000 by the way,someone stole my BMW M-Tek yessssstaday an am jusss waitin for a replacement Range rover spot at sherating hotel...truss me..chicks love that hotel!!  Step 5 She will then ask u if u marrrrrreid and how many kid u want.... jussss tell her this: ...sweettttat..u the chooosen one to bear my fruit & gran fruits!!... this will put a smile on her face (truss me)  Conclusion Guys...THANK ME LATER!!! 24 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by sinaj(f): 12:25pm On May 14, 2017 |
No 4 will make me yawn nd push u aside  1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by fergieboy: 12:25pm On May 14, 2017 |
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| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by CplusJason: 12:27pm On May 14, 2017 |
Oh Heavens!!! Not again. |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 14, 2017 |
sinaj:...sweettttat..u the chooosen one to bear my fruit & gran fruits!!... 4 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Smellymouth: 12:33pm On May 14, 2017 |
Lol.. |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by SINZ: 12:34pm On May 14, 2017 |
Ripping off my step by step technique...  1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by TWOYANSH: 12:34pm On May 14, 2017 |
i lost brain cells reading that 9 Likes
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| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:35pm On May 14, 2017 |
this tecknik is already obsolete since 1925  ...why u keep recycling shii?3 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:35pm On May 14, 2017 |
Fruit  |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by adaksbullet: 12:37pm On May 14, 2017 |
MrCork:bus mrcurse, are u no whot are sayed? Are u no matimatis at all? U are sayed God his creat 500millions chick and ur black and white chick his not tally too how many we are haved on these earth All chick....500millions Black chick.....900millions White chick.....290millions Are u no no that 900milloins + 290 millions we = 670millions chick if we are use bodmas frasion 15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Papiikush: 12:40pm On May 14, 2017 |
Cork is a fool I swear 5 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Doctorfitz: 12:41pm On May 14, 2017 |
Mrcork the clown. 2 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 14, 2017 |
adaksbullet: [quote author=adaksbullet post=56509184]bus mrcurse, are u no whot are sayed? Are u no matimatis at all? 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 14, 2017 |
Step 6: Just tell her 30 billion in the akant 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:53pm On May 14, 2017 |
Lol... Very funny dude... 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by amefi(m): 12:54pm On May 14, 2017 |
Mr Cork, you have been released from prison. Welcome back to the real world again. We all missed your absence. 2 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 14, 2017 |
adaksbullet: 2 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 1:01pm On May 14, 2017 |
doctorkush:I like how you're already practicing it. Let's see if it works on her 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by smardray(m): 1:18pm On May 14, 2017 |
Who gave dis boy phone?... God collect it..if doesnt want to leave it take his life 5 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by SNOWCREAM(m): 1:35pm On May 14, 2017 |
Girls love Sheraton hotel, which one is sherating? 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by sinaj(f): 1:37pm On May 14, 2017 |
doctorkush:wich pastor did d revelation for u 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 14, 2017 |
sinaj:isss from thee heavenly sweeetaaart.. Truss mee |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Fmartin(m): 2:06pm On May 14, 2017 |
all this? |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by mikool007(m): 2:57pm On May 14, 2017 |
"Move up in life" |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by nurey(m): 3:50pm On May 14, 2017 |
The more complicated you make things the less the babe will be interested in you, BMW Mtech package some dudes don't even know what that shit is. Abeg Mr stop giving advice that will lead guys to trouble just be yourself and if the broad is OK with it she did drop her number. Complicated lies leads to complicated relationship and then to a complicated breakup after which a complicated suicide follows. 1 Like |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 4:07pm On May 14, 2017 |
Seun, abeg, find ways to dey prevent posts like this one. Thank you. |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork: 4:28pm On May 14, 2017 |
solasolasola: ..son....there is a reason y freedom of expression was invented...u don't like it..gotttto politics seccxtion!!(no oofensece) ] 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 14, 2017 |
MrCork: 1 Like
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| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork: 4:30pm On May 14, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: ..bro..u don't have 6 star hotel s there in Nigeria??... anyways..if u need a woman and u wannnna make it in life.... study the user guide!!(no ooofencse) 3 Likes |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by adaksbullet: 4:35pm On May 14, 2017 |
| Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by olamitiwale(m): 5:19pm On May 14, 2017 |
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