dadavivo:
your depression is turning into madness

Believe me, I am one of the happiest people living on the earth. Somehow, I am configured to not know how those things feel irrespective of challenges that I face .

Pray for my Presidency

Arda1000:
This ur sickness is getting to ur head

I am so healthy. Pray for my Presidency

Destined2win:
Believe me, I am one of the happiest people living on the earth. Somehow, I am configured to not know how those things feel irrespective of challenges that I face .

Pray for my Presidency

exactly,. Over happiness like yours is a sign of madness

pass the weed bro

dadavivo:
exactly,. Over happiness like yours is a sign of madness

It helps me feel relaxed and think straight

Realzikkist:
pass the weed bro

No weed. Just hope. I will make the best President.

iluvdonjazzy:
IDIAT

Have you Prayed for my Presidency today?

Destined2win:
"6 countries have indicated interest to merge with this nation owing to the relative peace and Prosperity which have been the hallmark of the nation since the ascension of the President.

Those countries are Cameroon, Ghana, Togo, Benin republic, Kenya and surprisingly Cape Verde.

More countries are seeking to establish a very close bilateral relationship with the West African country as can be seen with the daily influx of Ambassadors and diplomats from around the world.
The citizens are happy, there is food,water, and the seeming electricity that eluded regimes past. Development in every sector of the economy has taken giant leaps in recent times.

This is really the best of times for this country."


Oh that was the news making headlines around the world when I became President. It seemed like a dream. I relished every moment of it.

mal-area fifa is ur problem see ur dactar asap

Ogalanyachieze:
mal-area fifa is ur problem see ur dactar asap

With all due respect Sir, you are wrong.

If you really want to be president and not be a failed contestant that attracts just about 100+ votes per state, start writing out detailed plans on how you intend to make things change. Start showing us your plan. We can't just trust you because youre from Nairaland. Remember you have to be at least 35 (or is it 45?) to contest. Show us your plan for the future and how you intend to achieve it. I fell you, if its impressive enough, the internet will publicise it for you. Get registered to a party. You need a certain percentage in the polls to be allowed to participate in the debates. Get that percentage and outshine all other candidates on TV. Nairaland has enough traffic to get people talking about you. Or people who will donate campaign funds. But just talking about becoming President doesn't move anyone. Nobody even know your name right now so all this 'publicity' you're doing right now can't be remembered by anyone because nobody has an idea of who you are. If you're going to wait until the big guns start their campaigns to reveal yourself then you're just planning to fail woefully.

AnonyNymous:
If you really want to be president and not be a failed contestant that attracts just about 100+ votes per state, start writing out detailed plans on how you intend to make things change. Start showing us your plan. We can't just trust you because youre from Nairaland. Remember you have to be at least 35 (or is it 45?) to contest. Show us your plan for the future and how you intend to achieve it. I fell you, if its impressive enough, the internet will publicise it for you. Get registered to a party. You need a certain percentage in the polls to be allowed to participate in the debates. Get that percentage and outshine all other candidates on TV. Nairaland has enough traffic to get people talking about you. Or people who will donate campaign funds. But just talking about becoming President doesn't move anyone. Nobody even know your name right now so all this 'publicity' you're doing right now can't be remembered by anyone because nobody has an idea of who you are. If you're going to wait until the big guns start their campaigns to reveal yourself then you're just planning to fail woefully.

Thank you. I appreciate.

What! Pls make em come oo, we must nt suffer this thing alone

juman:
If we have sensible leaders nigeria would be so good that some west african countries would be wishing to be part of nigerian success.

But unfortunately nigeria has senseless "leaders".

Nah, not senseless leaders, but senseless, greedy and corrupt 180 million Nigerian people, corruption has become a culture in our society and it has come to stay, cause u cant change the culture of 180 million Nigerians overnight

Don't worry, after Brexit, the UK will seek a remerger with Nigeria.
They'll need to bolster their population to compete with or even surpass that of the new found enemies in the EU.
With 0.19 Billion human beings available in Nigeria alone, the British government will be well on its way to achieve this aim population wise. Then the UK and Nigeria will simply be the same country with free movement of people thro and fro. The Queen would be our head of state(s) and our traditional rulers would be running thing locally. The official language would be pidgin English as a central meeting point between our native Hausa Igbo Yoruba languages and their native English language.

Stay tuned... You'd get the fuller gist later from the official sources in the UK soonest. And well all vote in the merger referendum.

mikool007:
What! Pls make em come oo, we must nt suffer this thing alone

They are not coming to suffer

i will run with you as vice president o....

Bankz007:
i will run with you as vice president o....

Till then!

Hahahaha.. Mr dreamer, wake up 5 don nak



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Destined2win:
"6 countries have indicated interest to merge with this nation owing to the relative peace and Prosperity which have been the hallmark of the nation since the ascension of the President.

Those countries are Cameroon, Ghana, Togo, Benin republic, Kenya and surprisingly Cape Verde.

More countries are seeking to establish a very close bilateral relationship with the West African country as can be seen with the daily influx of Ambassadors and diplomats from around the world.
The citizens are happy, there is food,water, and the seeming electricity that eluded regimes past. Development in every sector of the economy has taken giant leaps in recent times.

This is really the best of times for this country."


Oh that was the news making headlines around the world when I became President. It seemed like a dream. I relished every moment of it.

But then I felt a buzz under my pillow, I reached out, it was my colleague calling by 5.00am. Then it dawned on me that I have been dreaming all this while. Oh what a dream.
But guess what, it's going to be a reality. Be hopeful for thy cries have reached the ears of the concerned one.

Pray for my Presidency.

Na hot water dem supposed take wake you up or heated pressing iron. You just make me come waste time read nonsense!

laribari:


Na hot water dem supposed take wake you up or heated pressing iron. You just make me come waste time read nonsense!

You wicked oo. Abeg no kill person

Destined2win:
You wicked oo. Abeg no kill person

I dey tell you .

Sharp sharp, Na obama him go see as our president

laribari:


I dey tell you .

Sharp sharp, Na obama him go see as our president

Na me nah, I go be President