i really congratulate you. peradventure you are able to secure admission into a tertiary institution, please dont joke with phy, chem and maths in your year one... they are killers of GP as they have the highest number of units.

To confess your true faith, you need to go and confess to JAMB authorities that your results are not a true reflection of your abilities. Confess your sin and pray for forgiveness which is a requirement for answered prayers.

Do not confuse the goodness and grace of the Almighty God(Allah) to statistical coincidences. Go and study your Koran or Bible to discover the true nature of God.

My guy, you are a sinner

This is definitely not God's doing.MAN!!! You murdered english.Haba!!!this is mere luck if I'm not mistaken or you didn't tell the truth about the whole story.Nevertheless I'm not here to bash you.Congrats and enjoy the spotlight while it last but be prepared in future cos you won't be this lucky

UncleSnr:
Expecting to see 400
The delusion is deep.

Honestly . Has our education system gotten this rotten that someone will almost kill a cow for ordinary 227/400? That's like scoring 56% which is nothing but average. Well I wouldn't judge him with his less than average English, I will leave him to improve on his vocabulary with this subtle hint.

Best of luck by the way. The real task just began.

munyiwa:

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

You appear to be the greater fool here, any smart person knows that
hard work and persistence are the ingredient of success, anyone
can "achieve" by adopting a crooked or gambler way of life as you advocate,
but such people are a minus on the nations progress.

Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
and became a doctor or engineer, how unreliable will he be ?

If you were born in earlier period, you would have been one of the foolish slave trader
who sold their compatriots for penny and marvelled at their smartness,
while thanking their god for being "successful". The end doesn't justify the means.


Lazy people should never be celebrated!

Congratulovia my brother...but I pray that your third leg ain't talking about cult activities will allow you to concentrate because that's one of the major problem guys suffer in the Uni this days...

@ keyboardwarwar: Although, I congratulate you on scaling the UTME; God is Gracious!

You may not go beyond the 1st year with your present level of preparedness.

Speaking from experience...

So you scored 227/400 in an exam you wrote and that to you is the perfect proof of gods existence



So atheists wey pass jamb, is that proof of God's nonexistence



Naira land and its funny users......

Congrats! But is this a good result?

You scores in Physics and Math didn't seem to be high. Is that a passing grade tho?
I apologize in advance if I am totally mistaken here but I am not too familiar with jamb.

O pari

Lilimax:
Read it again perhaps you'll understand

I'm allergic to bad grammar.. The guy is disgracing students.. .

This is the 3rd testimony i have heard since, even my landlord child did not even read for one day, and he score 201 since 2007 the guy have finish school. its their time to shine, go and shine friends.

This is bs.

If it was for English alone, you failed again bro. But, hosanna in the highest.

OP I thank God with you. I have seen God register courses that was not registered before. I have seen people who failed courses and was miraculously turned to A, so I totally believe your testimony. Do not worry about the people here mocking you and God - it is not really them speaking but evil spirits and demons they ve accumulated for years. Thank you OP for your testimony. I now pray for God's favor concerning your admissiion-you would be favored in Jesus name. You are highly blessed sir.

God gave you 227? He can do better noww English was your only hope? Lmao, that's strange, maybe God really helped you pass

munyiwa:

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

Munyiwa: Eduevolutionnow tried to reset your brain, but this mumu no wan gree leave you. Siddon there dey talk say God don bless us, na so we dey shout upanddown and na we dey religious pass, but ordinary Kidney transplant we no fit do for naija. Siddon there dey pray well, well, all the pastors get private jet and they all go abroad for treatment plus including your president who i will tell you categorically, you no get faith and submission to God reach Buhari.... case in point, the Head of christianity in the U.K, said, "this one is not corrupt" referring to Buhari, and its not anything na fear of God wey him get, now as we speak he is getting treated in a U.K hospital... so siddon there dey deceive yourself. If you need kidney transplant or heart attack now now, you are as good as dead my broda. I am muslim, in islam, a hadith of the prophet says "you first of all tie your camel down then you pray to God to protect it. You don't leave your camel roaming upanddown and then pray. That camel go lost. You have similarity in Christendom, you work first then pray to God almighty. You are corrupt if you don't work and hope to reap where you did not sow bro.

Congratulation, but it is wrong to go into an exam hall and start guessing, then coming out triumphantly and try to bring God into no work! God is not a magician, God will bring to your remembrance what you have ready.

On a serious not pls don't tell this to the teenagers, they will attempt using same formaular, if it doesn't Work( it will not always work) they might be discouraged from failing God.

The formula you used here is synonymous to what GEJ used to becoming Nigeria president and the end Point is still very devastating till date, even his state governor recently lamented it. ...ACCIDENTALLY PUBLUC SERVENT.

Statsocial:
OP I thank God with you. I have seen God register courses that was not registered before. I have seen people who failed courses and was miraculously turned to A, so I totally believe your testimony. Do not worry about the people here mocking you and God - it is not really them speaking but evil spirits and demons they ve accumulated for years. Thank you OP for your testimony. I now pray for God's favor concerning your admissiion-you would be favored in Jesus name. You are highly blessed sir.

it is not mockery my friend. I love and believe God, but this was pure luck and the silly OP should not bring God here. Infact, the OP's story is a mockery of God, not praising.

Statsocial:
OP I thank God with you. I have seen God register courses that was not registered before. I have seen people who failed courses and was miraculously turned to A, so I totally believe your testimony. Do not worry about the people here mocking you and God - it is not really them speaking but evil spirits and demons they ve accumulated for years. Thank you OP for your testimony. I now pray for God's favor concerning your admissiion-you would be favored in Jesus name. You are highly blessed sir.

You saw God doing what

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

I pray they (physics, chemistry and their father mathematics) don't come hunting you in your first year, these courses are all 3 units and are greatly influential to ones GP. advice_ make friends that are good in those areas so they can teach you when you're finally admitted, that is if you want to have a strong GP in your first year though which very very important. cheers!

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eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it.

eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it.

eduevolutionnow:

Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

Do u know the meaning of GRACE? it means u don't deserve it but yet u have it.

[b][/b] " Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen ". **WORD**

munyiwa:

What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

At least you're good at something... Please tell me how he despised the existence of God with his post. Stop all the bullshit and archiach Mentality already! It won't help you.

keyboardwarwar

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

We need a huge reorientation in the country, sadly.

The more i read post like the more i loose hope in the future of this country. We dont work towards achieving a great country but we expect God to do it for us without putting any efforts. Its written clean and clear in the scripture that "heaven helps those who help themselves". You went into the exam hall to play casino and u got lucky ur numbers won. Stop misinterpreting Luck for Miracle. Luck is when u play casino and win. God does not support Gambling but people gamble and win. would u call that a miracle? Anybody can do the same as u and still score more than u. But not anybody can make a mission impossible possible. Miracle is when the impossible becomes possible, when u have a sickness that is expected to take ur life but u pulled through without any form of explanation. Miracle is when u read and all the things u read came out as if u saw the question. Life is not about gambling but about putting efforts to work and pray to God that its fruitful.
This is the reason why the pastors make money out of u guys. They will tell u to bring N1 and expect N100 from nowhere. If this is how life works then majority of people would have become millionaires. Stop using ur life to play baba ijebu and expecting to make money from nowhere.
Luck can never help u through ur next step but miracles can go all the way with u as long and u do the needful and put God first in all u do. There have been stories about people that went to the university with no money to afford book but they graduated successfully with high grades through hardwork and unrelenting efforts. When u go to work with prayers God will work wonders in ur life... If u dont agree with me, do the same with post ume and come back and give the same story.

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

SUCH LUCK IS RARE, but this is the time u av to enrole in after sch class to refresh ur memory, n read plenty for ur post exams otherwise oyo is ur case. The bible says read n pray in this case study hard before praying.

Thanks Almighty

Breaking news

Vickyrotex, osusumustflow, ajepako, fabfunmi, aminat508,funjosh,rokiatu,fabfunmi,lala and Seun failed the JAMB exams again. This is the 6th time it's happening.

Just keep on praying to God 4 congrats, such favour will see you thrugh uni

Please fellow Nairalanders i did my JAMB on tuesday and i have not seen my result please is there anyother means of checking it apart from JAMB PORTAL?

Congrats!

Another proof that show that the jamb just gave people marks anyhow.

I think waec and jamb are less credible during this apc government time.