Fadman4real:

D funny thing is she took you serious, like for real. Aw would dis play out.

Officer: Young lady what do u want

Lady: My boyfriend found condom in my room and I want to use fingerprint testing to confirm it is not mine.

Officer: ok you need like 20k for fingerprint test

Lady: please collect 15k I am a student.

Officer: ok bring 15k and come back tomorrow for your certificate.

Lady: ok

Tomorrow

But on a serious note guess she is really desperate to convince him best luck dear

I was so desperate that I didn't get to see he was just being sarcastic... You try yabb me wella

DoctorNyash:


Personal text: i dont expect u to believe all I say,I dont even believe what i say









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See your personal text

I can't even remember when I wrote that.. .eyaff tey..

Krystalzkris:
I can't even remember when I wrote that.. .eyaff tey..

You see the problem so how can he believe you?

DoctorNyash:
You see the problem so how can he believe you?

chai.. Nawa ooo.. Your gf must really be careful.. you go just go her childhood era go bring up something

DeeTus:
Another lie! Sister, why do you always lie?

DeeTus:
You lied here!

oga lie detector...you try wella

ikp120:
He doesn't have to believe you.

If na my girlfriend, as I tell her that I don't know anything about the condom pack, I won't repeat myself.

Let the guy be. He will come back to his senses after 3 days. Hehehehehe

the Olosho dey lie joor, girls!!

axeman2:
i know just put the blame on the devil he knows something about it.

lol

Krystalzkris:
i guess he doesn't believe me because I have too many male friends but it's strictly friends. Most of them don't know where I live

hmmm, she's about to say the truth

Krystalzkris:
i have been sending countless text messages, on his way phone, whatsapp, facebook everywhere since that night.. He finally picked my call a while ago , heard me crying and agreed to come to the house.. I just hope he hears me out when he comes.

na where dem dey see una, when una don jam one rich guy una no go wan leave am... Leave the guy alone!!

FreeSpirited:
If its only two of you in that room, then she's probably the one who was fvcked with that condom...u less other friends of yours do come around to get fvcked in that room. This is a serious issue for any relationship or marriage

lol, na brothel?

daben1:
lol, na brothel?

E dey happen for guys now.....U can have a room and different friends of yours will come around to bang babes in that same room now....e fit happen

daben1:
na where dem dey see una, when una don jam one rich guy una no go wan leave am... Leave the guy alone!!

i don't blame you.. I guess no girl has ever begged you that way.. Oops I forgot you're broke.

I don't believe you forget your boyfriend

Krystalzkris:
oga lie detector...you try wella

I will probably tell the moderator of this thread to close it down and ban you for lying. You can't deceive everyone here.

DeeTus:
I will probably tell the moderator of this thread to close it down and ban you for lying. You can't deceive everyone here.

you are sick.. Don't come here to display your immaturity... You think everybody is an attention seeker like you?
You can call Seun to close the thread if you are that jobless. It has served its purpose. I am happy now..

So, go and hug a porcupine.

Dimples182:
I don't believe you forget your boyfriend

choi!!! You harsh ooo

Krystalzkris:
i don't blame you.. I guess no girl has ever begged you that way.. Oops ''I forgot you're broke''.

no wonder you don't want to leave the guy... Gold-digger!

Khutie:
Its obvious yhu guys ain't fvcking wid condom!

daben1:
no wonder you don't want to leave the guy... Gold-digger!

at least he has something that will make me not to leave him.. .what have you got?

Krystalzkris:
choi!!! You harsh ooo

Lol, I think your roommate is setting you up. If what you say is true then you should be mad at your roommate

Krystalzkris:
at least he has something that will make me not to leave him.. .what have you got?

at my young age i have a house and a car of mine... And my girl is not here because of that!

Krystalzkris:
you are sick.. Don't come here to display your immaturity... You think everybody is an attention seeker like you?
You can call Seun to close the thread if you are that jobless. It has served its purpose. I am happy now..

So, go and hug a porcupine.

You're the one seeking for attention here because you created a thread full of lies. I make girls like you who think they are smart to cry.

You call girl!! Continue to jump from one bed to another and keep telling lies to an innocent guy. You will be exposed pretty soon.

Take your expired puss.y somewhere else. It smells a lot on here.

daben1:
at my young age i have a house and a car of mine... And my girl is not here because of that!

The girl is a call girl. I will make her cry on here very soon.

Dimples182:


Lol, I think your roommate is setting you up. If what you say is true then you should be mad at your roommate

its past now.. I have to be careful

daben1:
at my young age i have a house and a car of mine... And my girl is not here because of that!

DeeTus:
The girl is a call girl. I will make her cry on here very soon.

lol... The both of you are just pathetic and pained.. Go and look for someone to love you and get outta here...

Krystalzkris:
lol... The both of you are just pathetic and pained.. Go and look for someone to love you and get outta here...

you'll soon be dumped like a trash, watchout!

DeeTus:
You're the one seeking for attention here because you created a thread full of lies. I make girls like you who think they are smart to cry.

You call girl!! Continue to jump from one bed to another and keep telling lies to an innocent guy. You will be exposed pretty soon.

Take your expired puss.y somewhere else. It smells a lot on here.

lol, i thought i was the only perceiving the stench

daben1:
you'll soon be dumped like a trash, watchout!

chai!!!!! E pain am.. Efurefu

Krystalzkris:
lol... The both of you are just pathetic and pained.. Go and look for someone to love you and get outta here...

LOL, someone to love me? I pity you because you aren't up to standard with the girls who talk to me.


I see you have a mentality problem and feel guys like me would clap for you? Obviously not.

Go wash your smiling puss.y before you talk to me.

daben1:
lol, i thought i was the only perceiving the stench

She's simply a trash that needs modification. Hahahahaha.

Krystalzkris:

be using condom please o