I greet you all righteously, i remain the TechPanda, ever loyal.
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The other day I was at the bank. And as usual, an almost seeming endless queue awaited me.
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I tried booking a space so i could fill my teller with all calmness, little did i know some frustrated Nigerians were on the line.
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"Please are you the last person", i politely asked. The reply i received threw me off balance. The middle aged lady obviously standing at the last position screamed.
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"I am not the last in Jesus Name, i am the first, in the blood of Jesus".
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Instanly, i forgot my name, what manner of answer is this? why was i here in the first place. None of this made sense to me again.
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I just kukuma respect myself, went to fill my teller somewhere else and came back.
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Came back and found more people on the never ending queue.
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Shey nah Bank i come, okay nah, lemme wait.
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Still waiting on the queue, then I..
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Oh My God!
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Holy!
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Could it be?
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There I spotted her, this lady, the one the whole world has been talking about, the one that can take your breathe away. Averaged height, slim, heads high and messmerizing, just my type, the way I like them. She was indeed a beauty to behold.
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She was busy with her friend. what would i do, i thougt?
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I had already promised myself that when i see her, i would get so close to her, act cool, woo her and definately ROMANCE her in public.
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Still she was busy wither her friend.
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They I Took The Bold/manly Step.
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"Helo, fine girl."
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"i see you re busy, ** introduced my self ** then i continued.
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"What's that about a woman that makes a guy's head spinning round and round, that makes him withdraw all he's got in his accnt and give it to a woman."
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lady; "i on know"
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me; smiles
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ofcourse it's that thing i your hand.
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she; laughs, oh this?
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me: yeah, your iPhone 7
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(what were you EVEN thinking before @you)
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I continued, "i must confess you've got me staring for a while Now"
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After a long gist, i askd her the question publicly without any fear.
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"can i touch"
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"sure you can" she said.
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oboy, my green light turned on.
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Without fears, i held that iphone 7 with a neat swagger, took my time, made sure i romanced the living day out of it (my virginity is still intact sha).
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I finally got to see, hold and *romance* the iphone 7.
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Pls clap for me, i did it, have you?
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Share your experience, what flagship device did you get your hands on lately? or if i may say "romanced".

Lol. Nice though

No be only romance u go romance next time, na marry u go marry

Lmaooo..Shiur

mtcheeeeeeeeewwwwwww! jus boring Jaree, u shud av romanced her and not the fine. lolz

sorry I mean fone o

yo crazy, no offence .. I was here

EmperorLee:
Lol. Nice though

Chairman, I see you. how things na?

ikbnice:
No be only romance u go romance next time, na marry u go marry

You can never tell

TechPanda:


Chairman, I see you. how things na?

Fine baba. This moniker na new Jersey ooh, wetin be the previous one na ?

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you should write for Wale Adenuga. They can stage this script for you If you lucky, they make it super story if not they make it an episode in Baba ajasco

funny you op

mzhorlah:
you should write for Wale Adenuga. They can stage this script for you If you lucky, they make it super story if not they make it an episode in Baba ajasco

Thanks, It would be an honour.

But Chai, its been ages since i watched papa ajasco Oh. Hmmm, i remember those words, We Re Only But Pencil In The Hands Of The Creator. Any way sha, you didn't tell me what phone you got your hands on lately.

TechPanda:


Thanks, It would be an honour.

But Chai, its been ages since i watched papa ajasco Oh. Hmmm, i remember those words, We Re Only But Pencil In The Hands Of The Creator. Any way sha, you didn't tell me what phone you got your hands on lately.

we are nothing but pencils .... what phone cnt remember we discussed anything like that. btw, you might be the one God told to Mk me pregnant of another phone, my phone is ayear and five months, it needs a sibling aidy.

waka,shege op....lol

mzhorlah:
we are nothing but pencils .... what phone cnt remember we discussed anything like that. btw, you might be the one God told to Mk me pregnant of another phone, my phone is ayear and five months, it needs a sibling aidy.

Heheh, **singing** is it belle you want?? cos i've got it.

bossrillboss:
waka,shege op....lol

Rillboss. All these for me? I greet you righteously

TechPanda:


Heheh, **singing** is it belle you want?? cos i've got it.

yes...phone belle