Dear APC,

We appreciate your weekly distractions of "cooked-up" stories. We miss the days of "abandoned millions", we enjoyed watching the 82 Nollywood actresses from Chibok too. I must confess that the movie titled " The Coup" was quite exciting and distracting too. And so much more. Blockbusters back to back!

We have observed however, that you are not consistent at times. This is quite disturbing as your movies are the only sources of joy in these climes. They reduce tension and bring smiles to our faces. You cannot deny us of our economy, our freedom, our choices, and other good things and still deny us our weekly doses of Distractions! We will not take it!!!

Today is Wednesday, and we need our weekly dose of distractions! Thank you.

Yours,

5%-Wailer Constituent #Copied#

But they recently discovered arms at tin can port, am still waiting for them to link it to one PDP gov. or maybe an official in the former president's cabinet