vargasvictory:
After failing to turn up my assignment on time.

This wicked lecturer used it as CA. When I went to his office, all pleading was on deaf ears, until I told this man I was epileptic


Anywhere I see him, my body language go change automatically


God go punish him sha

ZarZar:
Lied on a job because I had a date that evening & I was supposed to work night shift Lol, I told them I just got news that my mum died. At this point she's been dead for years *smirks* I kinda felt bad for using her as a scapegoat but I had a really hot something for the guy involved

Another one was when I[b] lied to the police about something I did. I even cried on cue.[/b] That got me off. I deserve an Oscar for my stellar performance infront of the sergeants

Lionessza:









Julia Roberts , what the hell did you do?.




The guy must have been a scrumptious dish

ZarZar:


Lol, I did something bad & some nosey somebody called the cops on me. Their mistake was that they called me to tell me that they were waiting. I came prepared Entire script written in my head in a matter of seconds & all I needed was a stage, baby I knocked their blue socks off! Honestly though, I felt terrible but it beats having a record against your name. So a girl's gotta grow an eye at the back of the head & watch her own back.

I really liked the guy lol. He wasn't even that hot but nonetheless, I moved mountains just to be with him.

Lionessza:














Hehehehe *in Jacob Zuma's voice *. Smh. This was even worthy of a record , this girl . Let's thank the higher power for your artistic ways then .






Awww, ncho, hope you enjoyed everything about the date though

Ighoga898:
was when I scored 110 in Jamb.
I was so ashamed of myself I had to lie to my parents that I couldn't make it to the exam venue on-time, as a result didn't participate in the exam.

Preca:
bahd guy

Headlesschicken:
that i love her so much,so she can allow me penetrate....her....

SexyNairalander:
just for fun,


I know most of us have degree in lying, some its just their nature while most of us just lie the regular lie. . .lols, let's share few of the lies here to know who lie pass

so, what is that lie that you told that even you can't believe sef?



mine was lying to a friend I was close by but was still lying on the bed

just today I went to pay NEPA bill so I was asked if I had paid the last debt and I said yes with boldness which was a terrible lie so she recorded it and the debt was up to 3k plus which was in my pocket but that lie saved me some cash


feel free to share yours


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44 come and tell me your greatest lie

adegeye38:

nd na u go dey talk say Nigeria corrupt, nd u go dey abuse buhari, wheras u perpetrating ur own corruption in ur own small way, likewise millions of other Nigerians and u expect d country to be better, its impossible!

AlexCk:
Greatness lie was when i told peeps that i didn't know how to lie.

Joshrob:
Cheated on my girlfriend in school with a new girl..the girl came to spend the weekend with me,some useless girl in my hostel called my girlfriend to inform her.
My girlfriend came on Sunday morning but the girl have already gone. she started crying,had to lie about the girl that we are just friends and nothing happen..she asked me to call the babe,put the phone on speaker and ask her who she is to me..i was trying to talk her out of it but she was adamant,had to call the girl and ask her..
As if she knew what's happening,she just said we are friends and asked me to greet my girlfriend for her(my dick just raise,this babe don burst my head),my girlfriend started begging me and confess to me who told her about the girl..she cook with her money that night just to make me happy.
I later send the babe 1k card for being smart.

Joshrob:
Cheated on my girlfriend in school with a new girl..the girl came to spend the weekend with me,some useless girl in my hostel called my girlfriend to inform her.
My girlfriend came on Sunday morning but the girl have already gone. she started crying,had to lie about the girl that we are just friends and nothing happen..she asked me to call the babe,put the phone on speaker and ask her who she is to me..i was trying to talk her out of it but she was adamant,had to call the girl and ask her..
As if she knew what's happening,she just said we are friends and asked me to greet my girlfriend for her(my dick just raise,this babe don burst my head),my girlfriend started begging me and confess to me who told her about the girl..she cook with her money that night just to make me happy.
I later send the babe 1k card for being smart.

Datapoboi:
cant rememba mine.but back in sec.sch,dis nearly albino guy chibuike told us his dad was italian!we believed him cus he was REALLY LIGHT SKINNED.he told us his dad was in italy and he hadnt seen him 4 a long tym,we believed cus we also hadnt seen him. 4 6 long years,he fed us dis lie,only his fada 2 show up on our SS3 resumption day,a fair igbo man like dat,speaking igbo to a teacher! i felt lyk killing d guy.we treated d topic in d hostel 4 almost half d term.

vargasvictory:
After failing to turn up my assignment on time.

This wicked lecturer used it as CA. When I went to his office, all pleading was on deaf ears, until I told this man I was epileptic


Anywhere I see him, my body language go change automatically


God go punish him sha

SexyNairalander:
just for fun,


I know most of us have degree in lying, some its just their nature while most of us just lie the regular lie. . .lols, let's share few of the lies here to know who lie pass

so, what is that lie that you told that even you can't believe sef?



mine was lying to a friend I was close by but was still lying on the bed

just today I went to pay NEPA bill so I was asked if I had paid the last debt and I said yes with boldness which was a terrible lie so she recorded it and the debt was up to 3k plus which was in my pocket but that lie saved me some cash


feel free to share yours


cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44 come and tell me your greatest lie

AlexCk:
Greatest lie was when i told peeps that i didn't know how to lie.

SexyNairalander:
who will believe such

Datapoboi:
cant rememba mine.but back in sec.sch,dis nearly albino guy chibuike told us his dad was italian!we believed him cus he was REALLY LIGHT SKINNED.he told us his dad was in italy and he hadnt seen him 4 a long tym,we believed cus we also hadnt seen him. 4 6 long years,he fed us dis lie,only his fada 2 show up on our SS3 resumption day,a fair igbo man like dat,speaking igbo to a teacher! i felt lyk killing d guy.we treated d topic in d hostel 4 almost half d term.

AlexCk:


Gullible ones will