YourCoffin:
That Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to you know who. So I' m wondering who broke the thing, the baby's head?

Jesus loves you

I was told Nigeria was a great nation which is not true

falcon01:
Sweepeling in the nght

Sitting on a mortar

Flashing of light in the sky at night

Calling out names loudly in the night

Climbing a tree in the night

Twins have the ability to stop food from cook

Twins can turn to a snake or scorpion

Twins can kill you with supernatural power if you make
them angry

If someone dies in a river he must be buried there else the water will destroy his family

Allowing a lizard see you removed tooth will stop it from growin back

If you beat a person without eyebrowe he will turn to money

alaye is like Dat twins own is real oh Ave seen them handling scorpions b4 not one not 2

YourCoffin:
That Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to you know who. So I' m wondering who broke the thing, the baby's head?

YOUR COFFIN IS ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM

I was told never to wash my hands in the same bowl I used for food. Whenever I asked why, they wouldn't tell me like it was some big secret
And also that coconut water makes you less able to understand school work so only adults are allowed to drink it

if u set somebodys poo on fire their ass will block.

Hahaha... Keep them coming guys. Even till today, my mum has refused to change. She saw a rubber band on my hand this morning and in a stern voice asked me to pull it. I guess she's feeling some one is sucking my blood somewhere.

falcon01:
Sweepeling in the nght

Sitting on a mortar

Flashing of light in the sky at night

Calling out names loudly in the night

Climbing a tree in the night

Twins have the ability to stop food from cook

Twins can turn to a snake or scorpion

Twins can kill you with supernatural power if you make
them angry

If someone dies in a river he must be buried there else the water will destroy his family

Allowing a lizard see you removed tooth will stop it from growin back

If you beat a person without eyebrowe he will turn to money

Don't hiss or blow whistle at night,don't bath with soap at night,don't sleep in the evening(you would fall sick).Don't wash clothes at night,don't put on one shoe or slippers.





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That time we mumu die ehh. Child hood that time is fun, not like this indomie generation we are having today.

If u spit on de ground without cleaning it and another person match it u will have soar throat.

If u use a stick to draw a line on the ground and u did nt clean it if another person shld clean it ur mothers breast will be so big.

If you eat big palm kernel you will fall inside the toilet

Used to kill lizards as a kid, till I was told they cause Leprosy

Coconut water makes kids dull.

If you rub the d mucus frm a dogs eye on your eye, u wud be able to see spirits.

If sun day shine wen rain day fall, elephant day born pkin

u wil hav boil in d eye if u dnt share ur biscuits wit friends

I was told that some thousand years ago, one Jewish man was killed but he rose up from the dead after three fücking days

Up til now, I'm still wondering how that is even possible

sinaj:
If someone bites you, just rub fowl poo on it nd the person's teeth will fall out!

I mumu for small sha

hahahaha black beauty dat funny my is my father. he tells me dat if u play wit ur shadow before u sleep u will dream bad dream

1. don't whistle at night it invites snakes and witches. 2. don't leave dirt in the house at night it causes poverty. 3. when Salamander bites u the pain never leaves till thunder strikes.

that love exists

IffaCatchYouEhn:
I heard that if my tooth breaks, I should take 10 stones if i'm 10years old and throw it on the roof.


Till today i'm still wondering how an oyinbo child who lives in Skyscraper would throw his own

baba no be only you ooo, i do that thing tire, there was a day i forgot to add stone come see as i dey fear say my tooth no go grow again...kai these people lie to us no be small

If you drink coconut water the person will be dull academically.

My was believing that Nigeria is one

If you chop German stone ( kuli-kuli ) ur poo go strong like olumo rock

If you look at the moon at night. There is a shape like a woman sitting and working.

Side 1: I was told the woman was caught up by the moon while she was cutting wood with axe at night.

Side 2: the woman was caught up while she was working on Sunday.

Hmm dis one i never try am o
If you like a girl, put seven dead flies on her piss, she will be following you everywhere.

Pounding an empty mortal would not allow a girl develop bweast and if she already has, they dry up.

Whistling in the night invites snakes.

Dashing your right foot against a stone means luck. etc.

Benbisco:


Abeg I no fit laugh o. I heard this as a kid but never heard about the second part. Wet in kill am?

According to the tale I heard, as he wanted to shoot, the ball turned to stone, but he kicked the stone anyway. As the stone was entering the net he was falling down. As the stone reach net, he reached ground and died.

That we are the leaders of tomorrow. Decades later, tomorrow never still reach.

I was told that some nigga far away in the middle east died for my sins and rose again after 3 days (dafuq ).
Some still take that myth serious though.

That madam koi koi story really put the fear of God in me. That India verses Nigeria's match eh, the person that invented that story need to enter Guinness book of record .

When i was growing up, i was told not to blow whistle at night because the spirit of the dead people will answer and then I will disappear to join them

Horlahmah:
If you look at the moon at night. There is a shape like a woman sitting and working.

Side 1: I was told the woman was caught up by the moon while she was cutting wood with axe at night.

Side 2: the woman was caught up while she was working on Sunday.

Hmm dis one i never try am o
If you like a girl, put seven dead flies on her piss, she will be following you everywhere.

hahaha... I remember the story of the woman in the sun vividly.

if you sit on a mortar you'd never grow tall;(, now I'm 5'2 Beht why.

if you drink coconut water, ur brain will be dumb

if a lizard crosses under ur legs, u will get pregnant

if an ugly person crosses ur leg while u are pregnant, u wl give birth to an ugly baby

if u hear ur name, without seeing anybody dont answer, otherwise, u will turn into a ghost