Enezoza:


Believe in that Jewish Man wholeheartedly and you will never wonder again.

I wish it was that easy

sukkot:
mayne this def the year fasho. gotta come kick it with yall. maybe yall can show me the finest mamaput restaurants and the best suya spots. i need some of that

you said the same thing last year, and the year before.


as for suya spots, no one does it better than Glover court suya on Glover road, Ikoyi.

Joavid:


you said the same thing last year, and the year before.


as for suya spots, no one does it better than Glover court suya on Glover road, Ikoyi.

thats wassup. maybe you can show me this spot ehn ? i need some of that with garri

sukkot:
thats wassup. maybe you can show me this spot ehn ? i need some of that with garri

yes o. they've got beef, chicken, shaki, gizzard suya.

been in Lagos all my life, and they're the best.

As for mamaput joints, come to the mainland, that's where we at

Joavid:


yes o. they've got beef, chicken, shaki, gizzard suya.

been in Lagos all my life, and they're the best.

As for mamaput joints, come to the mainland, that's where we at

hmmm hmm hmmm lawd ave mercy, gurl you got a nigga mouth all salivating

sukkot:
hmmm hmm hmmm lawd ave mercy, gurl you got a nigga mouth all salivating

I was told that India was banned from world soccer because they were using jazz to win their opponents with as much fifty goals to nothing.

The story has it that when an Indian player kicks the ball towards Nigeria's goal post, the ball will turn into a solid and huge rock and will be traveling with such a speed that the helpless Nigerian goalkeeper will just take cover before the rock will smash his head into pieces.

Funny thing is, I believed all that!

Children can be so gullible.

geronimoedeh1:
The bible...God ...jesus...
worst lies ever

YOU'RE JUST STUPID AND DUMB

sitting on a stone will pause ur growth forever



they said that there is first and second undertaker

If u c 2 fowl wey dey fight don't separate them otherwise u no go get power. If person eat at eat at door step he no go bellefull

As a kid, I was told the red sea had some elements of magnets and that it disrupt flights going to Makkah, and that in most cases flights end up being attracted into the sea. I used to be so terrified of this not knowing it was a silly myth.

If someone crosses your legs, your child would look like the person.

Throw your tooth up the roof with 7 stones if not it wouldn't grow.

Put a strand of your cloth on your head when having hiccups...tried this and it worked for me

corpershun:

If someone crosses your legs, your child would look like the person.

Throw your tooth up the roof with 7 stones if not it wouldn't grow.

Put a strand of your cloth on your head when having hiccups...tried this and it worked for me

hehehe.... The one I observe for hiccups is: "gulp some quantity of water sporadically 10 times

They used to say nigeria go better.

Obviously it turn out to be big lie.

sekem:

I wish it was that easy

Why do you find it difficult?

Wen u see 2 corks fighting, look for an ants hole, place a stick of broom in d hole and d fowls go fight tire!

@Joavid,

you said the same thing last year, and the year before.


as for suya spots, no one does it better than Glover court suya on Glover road, Ikoyi.

Some people dey waka o. hmm


Yeah, my friend took me to that joint like 5 years ago when I was in Nigeria o. 2 years later we were there again, the building was under construction and the suya guys continued there operations on the street. Still come and see expensive cars & lovely people o. Cool joint though.

MAURI:
@Joavid,



Some people dey waka o. hmm


Yeah, my friend took me to that joint like 5 years ago when I was in Nigeria o. 2 years later we were there again, the building was under construction and the suya guys continued there operations on the street. Still come and see expensive cars & lovely people o. Cool joint though.

that's were the rich folks get suya. Foreigners as well.

Even my Indian friend who can't eat beef in India eats that suya.

it's the best.

spartan117:

Jesus loves you

He never hated me nor I him

Thunderdick:
YOUR COFFIN IS ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM

Bia Thunderdick na Thunderpussy go kill you and I will shape your coffin like that of a pussy

YourCoffin:


He never hated me nor I him

he didn't stop at not hating u, he went on to love you and die 4 you

Enezoza:

Why do you find it difficult?

Okay, now here's the thing

First of all, I'm a guy and you know what they say about guys being logical? In my own case, I'm extremely logical. What doesn't make sense doesn't make sense to me

Then secondly, I'm a scientist and you know what they say about scientists being factual? Good.

So when you put these two together, you can easily where I'm coming from and why I can easily tell you that the whole Christ story from his miraculous virgin birth down to his miraculous rising up from the dead not to mention his miraculous ascension into heaven could best be described as nothing but a well packaged mythical hoax.

If I were to be a "faith" person, it would have been easier to buy

But I am totally faithless

You got facts, logic, reasoning, proofs... then bring it on!

redbeans:
. Funny enough I still feel uncomfortable when someone crosses my legs

Can't stop laughing because I remembered I did so when I was pregnant too.

Dessydemmy:


Can't stop laughing because I remembered I did so when I was pregnant too.

I.Catchu

YourCoffin:


Bia Thunderdick na Thunderpussy go kill you and I will shape your coffin like that of a pussy

If you put a stick of broom, or a small stone in your armpits, or at the back of your ears, and someone beats you, you'd faint.

When your teacher wants to beat you, and you pull some strands of your eye lashes in the teacher's shoes, he/ she would forget ( I used to wonder how you can manage to do that).

You must not look at your shadow in the night.



Etc.

Sfateema:
If you put a stick of broom, or a small stone in your armpits, or at the back of your ears, and someone beats you, you'd faint.

When your teacher wants to beat you, and you pull some strands of your eye lashes in the teacher's shoes, he/ she would forget ( I used to wonder how you can manage to do that).

You must not look at your shadow in the night.



Etc.

so many lies.. Our parents sha