Last night brought the best of UK politics in many ways. As it is parliamentary system, each district elects its own reps. The requirement to become a candidate is very simple, just nominate yourself and choose a party.
Plenty trolls capitalise on this and in the Prime minister's constituent, we had the funniest parties.
1. Jonathan David- Lord Buckethead came with a bucket on his head. His manifesto includes the following:

1. The abolition of the Lords (except me).

2. Full facial coverings to be kept legal, especially bucket-related headgear.

3. No third runway to be built at Heathrow: where we’re going we don’t need runways.

4. Ceefax to be brought back immediately, with The Oracle and other Teletext services to be rolled out by the next Parliament.

5. Regeneration of Nicholson’s Shopping Centre, Maidenhead.

6. Buckethead on Brexit: a referendum should be held about whether there should be a second referendum.

7. Nuclear weapons: A firm public commitment to build the £100bn renewal of the Trident weapons system, followed by an equally firm private commitment not to build it. They’re secret submarines, no one will ever know. It’s a win win.

8. Nationalisation of Adele: in order to maximise the efficient use of UK resources, the time is right for great British assets to be brought into public ownership for the common good. This is to be achieved through capital spending.

9. A moratorium until 2022 on whether Birmingham should be converted into a star base.

10. Legalisation of the hunting of fox-hunters.

11. New voting age limit of 16 to be introduced. New voting age limit of 80 to be introduced too.

12. Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone.

13. Stop selling arms to Saudi Arabia. Start buying lasers from Lord Buckethead.

14. Prospective MPs to live in the seat they wish to represent for at least five years before election, to improve local representation in Parliament.

15. Free bikes for everyone, to help combat obesity, traffic congestion and bike theft.

2. Hope Allan- Howling Lord Hope of the Official Monster Raving Loony party. The party slogan is : “Vote for insanity: you know it makes sense”
As a principle, IF they ever get elected, they become immediately expelled from the party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OScnCPzILCc

The day you eat to your satisfaction, wear the clothes you want, drive any car you want(even if it is credit based), cheap and fast network, can leave your door unlocked for a whole day without fear, NEPA gives you 24hours light for three months uninterrupted, etc, I swear, you will have more foolish thoughts than these.

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The day you eat to your satisfaction, wear the clothes you want, drive any car you want(even if it is credit based), cheap and fast network, can leave your door unlocked for a whole day without fear, NEPA gives you 24hours light for three months uninterrupted, etc, I swear, you will have more foolish thoughts than these.