Yewandequeen:

Hehe no be me talk am oooooo.
You can look for trouble ehn.
Well on a second thought I think the guy is meant to be tied to a barrel and lashed with 40strokes of the cane for his brain to reset back to default settings or what do u feel?

Which default settings again?
Didn't u realize that it is the default operating system of the brain of males which is at work or functioning?

The discipline aught to be geared toward upgrading it to a more advanced version which will enable him foresee & avoid being friend-zoned by any modern girl.

kelvinrhs:

Thank u for ur kind words, but I would consider using a profile picture probably in the next 20 years. I am not a celeb or an influential person or a son of an influential person. I don't just want my non good looking face shining here on a public forum.

okay then. if you say so.

kelvinrhs:

Thank u for ur kind words, but I would consider using a profile picture probably in the next 20 years. I am not a celeb or an influential person or a son of an influential person. I don't just want my non good looking face shining here on a public forum.

Like the other guy said, we like where this is going. No need for long talk. Send yourselves PM and exchange numbers. You decide afterwards if you like what you see on whatsapp. Life is easy nowadays, no time for beating about the Bush.
Before we know na pre-wedding photos we go see for Nairaland front page.

BiafraBushBoy:


Regret in nothing but emotional torture

That is actually the most punishment someone could get!!! money, sacrifices and all is little compare to this.!! Ahh!

Antina:


That is actually the most punishment someone could get!!! money, sacrifices and all is little compare to this.!! Ahh!

Smiles.

faruq37:
all the text I sent her is the most craziest I've ever done....I regret everything... my apologies without being wrong, begging for her love....everything
all the text I sent her is the most craziest I've ever done....I regret everything... my apologies without being wrong, begging for her love....everything

lol too nice? You were trying too hard to impress her

ElDeeVee:


No wonder...I'll keep praying for you, brother.

obadizena:


Which default settings again?
Didn't u realize that it is the default operating system of the brain of males which is at work or functioning?

The discipline aught to be geared toward upgrading it to a more advanced version which will enable him foresee & avoid being friend-zoned by any modern girl.

Hmmmmm
Well that's true though.

olujastro:

Like the other guy said, we like where this is going. No need for long talk. Send yourselves PM and exchange numbers. You decide afterwards if you like what you see on whatsapp. Life is easy nowadays, no time for beating about the Bush.
Before we know na pre-wedding photos we go see for Nairaland front page.

Lol!
What u guys are thinking would cont come to pass

Teeminjin:

okay then. if you say so.

So do u have whatsapp? Should I drop my whatsapp contact so u can contact me... Like I said, I want to be friend with u.

Mine was not actually love, twas crush....
I spent airtime calling this guy with an unknown number for days.. I was too scared to tell who I was ..
Anyways I got over it.
Anytime I think bou it, K just laugh out loud. How naive I was...

harriet412:
Mine was not actually love, twas crush....
I spent airtime calling this guy with an unknown number for days.. I was too scared to tell who I was ..
Anyways I got over it.
Anytime I think bou it, K just laugh out loud. How naive I was...

So it was you?

Damn,it's a small world after all.

warripekin:
I met this girl back in the day. Everything checked out right with her and I believed I had finally found my lost rib. It started with debt, she claimed she was owing a woman 150k and that the woman was on her neck ,so she pleaded with me to help her pay and without hesitation I wired the money to her. A week later she she posted different hair types on my wassap wall and their prices with the cheapest at 80k. when I asked her what the post meant she said she urgently needs to fix her hair and that she needs like 200k . I objected at first but she started this emotional blackmail thing by saying; Don't u want ur baby to look nice? so after much pressure I wired 180k to her to go get a new set of weavon. A week later,I noticed if I don't call her she won't call me or when she calls we may end up quarrelling. A day came she brought up this idea of starting up a small business so that she won't be asking me money all the time and when I inquired about the business she gave me a bill of 600k. I told her u don't expect me to wire 600k to u just like that. I asked her to explain what the business is all about and if I'm convinced I will give her the money. Then she came up with one story like that about gas supply and the profitability level. After much argument back and forth, I gave her the 600k. Barely a week later she came up with a story about how her ex saw her at the bus stop and collected her phone from her and that she should come to his house and collect her phone . From the direction she was going I knew she wanted me to buy a new phone for her and when I asked what phone do u need to buy she said iPhone 4. Then ipone4 was being sold at about 120k for a new one so without baiting an eye lead, I went into zenith bank and transferred 130k to her . Two weeks later, during easter we were meant to spend the easter together but somehow she just found one excuse to be away from me . when I call her, she wouldn't take my calls but send message later that she will call me which she would never do. A week after easter, she sent me text one night around 1130 pm that she lost her phone I bought like two weeks earlier. In the morning of the following day she called more than twenty times before I finally picked her calls and she was crying on phone ,apologising to me . I asked her to come see me at my office and within 30 minutes she was already troubling my secretary. When we met, I took her to shoprite where I got her a brown new iPhone 5 that was just launched in Nigeria. Well to cut the long short, after I blew over 1.5 million naira on her within a span of 3 months she told me to my face she doesn't love me . I said ok and let her go.

Haaa! , ur not a good warri pikin for a girl to use u like dat. Didn't u suspect anything...

ItsTheBachelor:

So it was you?
Damn,it's a small world after all.

Hehehe

ikp120:
Back then in school, I gave the hoe 30 Naira to buy indomie after handling her.

Guy no kill me na

I haven't really done much for love. I somehow get girls fall for me without spending much. But my few mumuness was that I took my sisters spare phone and gave it to my Lady. My sister asked and I told her d phone got lost. Now my sister's phone is bad making her phoneless.
At that, she is cheating on me. I have learnt not to love girls deeply because they always cheating. In my brothers voice "Trust a woman and die young".

kelvinrhs:
So do u have whatsapp? Should I drop my whatsapp contact so u can contact me... Like I said, I want to be friend with u.

we can talk here too. it's okay.

Teeminjin:


we can talk here too. it's okay.

It is not OK!! Shuu! He wants ur number! Give him n stop fronting!!!!

luminouz:
It is not OK!! Shuu! He wants ur number! Give him n stop fronting!!!!

lol I'm not fronting na. I don't share my number with Nairaland boys.

Teeminjin:


lol I'm not fronting na. I don't share my number with Nairaland boys.

Haba!!! OK...what about nairaland men.. Like ME!!

Teeminjin:

we can talk here too. it's okay.

Not ok by me

luminouz:
Haba!!! OK...what about nairaland men.. Like ME!!

lol

Obiomon:
Just wanted to know things we all do or have done for Love, how Embarrassed has it made you thinking back to the past and if you are still sacrificing alot in the name of Love do you think its worth it.

Tell me what have you done for love.


For me, i have the craziest things which are

1] Drive @ 2.00am in the Morning to see my EX - craziest, lol

2] Give my only Laptop for love

3] Spent my allowance on a woman

4] left school to be with a woman - silly

5] Slept in a car waiting for my woman to come back from hanging with d gurls

6] Risked my life a million times to travel just to see a man ( Night Bus runz)

7] Abandoned my friends to be with anyone i was with

in the End, i am not with any of this people. when person love sha, mumu dey do am

When i think back on this i laugh my head off. i am not glad i did it but i was really stupid! ;DConfession time everyone.

suicide attempt, twice

preccy69:
suicide attempt, twice

@preccy69 suicide attempt keh?
That's strong
Hope you guys reconciled sha

Teeminjin:


lol

Idyllic:

@preccy69 suicide attempt keh? That's strong Hope you guys reconciled sha

no

preccy69:
suicide attempt, twice

geobukky:

yea

preccy69:
suicide attempt, twice

how

Obiomon:
how

nvm

warripekin:
I met this girl back in the day. Everything checked out right with her and I believed I had finally found my lost rib. It started with debt, she claimed she was owing a woman 150k and that the woman was on her neck ,so she pleaded with me to help her pay and without hesitation I wired the money to her. A week later she she posted different hair types on my wassap wall and their prices with the cheapest at 80k. when I asked her what the post meant she said she urgently needs to fix her hair and that she needs like 200k . I objected at first but she started this emotional blackmail thing by saying; Don't u want ur baby to look nice? so after much pressure I wired 180k to her to go get a new set of weavon. A week later,I noticed if I don't call her she won't call me or when she calls we may end up quarrelling. A day came she brought up this idea of starting up a small business so that she won't be asking me money all the time and when I inquired about the business she gave me a bill of 600k. I told her u don't expect me to wire 600k to u just like that. I asked her to explain what the business is all about and if I'm convinced I will give her the money. Then she came up with one story like that about gas supply and the profitability level. After much argument back and forth, I gave her the 600k. Barely a week later she came up with a story about how her ex saw her at the bus stop and collected her phone from her and that she should come to his house and collect her phone . From the direction she was going I knew she wanted me to buy a new phone for her and when I asked what phone do u need to buy she said iPhone 4. Then ipone4 was being sold at about 120k for a new one so without baiting an eye lead, I went into zenith bank and transferred 130k to her . Two weeks later, during easter we were meant to spend the easter together but somehow she just found one excuse to be away from me . when I call her, she wouldn't take my calls but send message later that she will call me which she would never do. A week after easter, she sent me text one night around 1130 pm that she lost her phone I bought like two weeks earlier. In the morning of the following day she called more than twenty times before I finally picked her calls and she was crying on phone ,apologising to me . I asked her to come see me at my office and within 30 minutes she was already troubling my secretary. When we met, I took her to shoprite where I got her a brown new iPhone 5 that was just launched in Nigeria. Well to cut the long short, after I blew over 1.5 million naira on her within a span of 3 months she told me to my face she doesn't love me . I said ok and let her go.

I didn't wanna comment but this one is making me go emotional.
sir how did you survive after that