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Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 8:51pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:

smiley

so you posted a no-make-up pic and i fvcking missed it shocked shocked shocked

how cruel can life be cry cry cry

Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 9:26pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


so you posted a no-make-up pic and i fvcking missed it shocked shocked shocked

how cruel can life be cry cry cry
Very cruel. tongue
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by chiraqDemon(m): 9:36pm On Jun 30, 2017
I remember last semester me n my guys spotted one fine girl so one of my guys approached her n they talked. He came back and said "guys that girl nor wear her real face today o". Another day me n this guy were together when a girl walked up n called him n tapped him sef, he said hey watsup, im sorry but have we met before? D girl come remind am. Ah swear me n my guy shock. Sha d girl was fine but she bin dey like another fine girl entirely and not d same one we saw.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 9:45pm On Jun 30, 2017
luminouz:

Lmaoooooooo!!!!
Abeg pity my future wife!!! grin
You go blind for only wedding night. tongue
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by luminouz(m): 9:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
You go blind for only wedding night. tongue
Hahahahahah!!!!!
U eh!!!!
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 9:51pm On Jun 30, 2017
luminouz:

Hahahahahah!!!!!
U eh!!!!
tongue tongue
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:03pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Very cruel. tongue
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:04pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Very cruel. tongue



oooooookkkkkayyyyy shocked shocked shocked


issoraite..................

So ermmm you didnt leave it for too long

why?
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 10:11pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:




oooooookkkkkayyyyy shocked shocked shocked


issoraite..................

So ermmm you didnt leave it for too long

why?
Because I didn't want to.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:15pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Because I didn't want to.


oh i see cool

well ermmm.....can......er.......can.......i ermm,.,....perh.......can.....i......errmm maybe ........eh..... Get to see it?

You know you owe me one plus i really want to see the natural debbie.......


You just have to grant me my wish cos as we both know...........

Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 10:24pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



oh i see cool

well ermmm.....can......er.......can.......i ermm,.,....perh.......can.....i......errmm maybe ........eh..... Get to see it?

You know you owe me one plus i really want to see the natural debbie.......


You just have to grant me my wish cos as we both know...........
Cute koh tongue
Not today, maybe one of these days, I'll use it as my dp. smiley
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:30pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Cute koh tongue
Not today, maybe one of these days, I'll use it as my dp. smiley


jesu!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

cute kor?

Is like u aff not seen me naked before (i know u're most probably how unclothedness relates to dis..........am confused my self cheesy)

i am by all definitions a worthy candidate of the greek word ADONIS grin grin

would you like to see it all wink wink


and errmm hope that someday aiint far no more sha sad sad
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 10:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



jesu!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

cute kor?

Is like u aff not seen me naked before (i know u're most probably how unclothedness relates to dis..........am confused my self cheesy)

i am by all definitions a worthy candidate of the greek word ADONIS grin grin

would you like to see it all wink wink


and errmm hope that someday aiint far no more sha sad sad
LOL, why would I want to see you nude. grin
I'm not sure yet.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:49pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, why would I want to see you nude. grin
I'm not sure yet.


not sure if you want to but i want you to

cos you just hurt samy's ego and in essence challenged him to a nude exchange spree with you (except dat i alone would do the nude sending)

so how do you want us to do this
I-mo, whatsapp. Email. Etc

make a choice asap





ahan which one is u are not sure na sad sad
you want me to put my hope of seeing it on a "i'm not sure" phrase

anyways issoraite
sofar you give me a mention when the deed is done smiley
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 10:54pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



not sure if you want to but i want you to

cos you just hurt samy's ego and in essence challenged him to a nude exchange spree with you (except dat i alone would do the nude sending)

so how do you want us to do this
I-mo, whatsapp. Email. Etc

make a choice asap





ahan which one is u are not sure na sad sad
you want me to put my hope of seeing it on a "i'm not sure" phrase

anyways issoraite
sofar you give me a mention when the deed is done smiley
You're joking right? shocked
Yea, I'll mention you.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
You're joking right? shocked
Yea, I'll mention you.


why on earth would i be joking with such an important matters involving my "precious" and "priceless" nudes (which luckily for you, u'd get free)

if you are scared or perharps overwhemled by the fact that u'd be seeing an "adonis" nude then i could let u back out if you fix my broken ego (which you brought crashing down with ur words )






i look forward to that mention then smiley
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 11:09pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



why on earth would i be joking with such an important matters involving my "precious" and "priceless" nudes (which luckily for you, u'd get free)

if you are scared or perharps overwhemled by the fact that u'd be seeing an "adonis" nude then i could let u back out if you fix my broken ego (which you brought crashing down with ur words )






i look forward to that mention then smiley
LOL, I just can't believe what you're offering. But it's okay. I don't want you to show me your nude. It's weird I can't do it. But no offense tho. No vex okay?
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jun 30, 2017
luminouz:
Lefulefu...one of my new year resolution is DAT any girl I take out eh.....will stylishly spill soup or wine on her face....n use my hankie to RUB d face ooo....
See deception naw...as.much as I like ASS..the face should not be URG LEE like these o....
Alternatively if plan A(water splashing) no work, plan B(swimming),plan C(bathing together with soap n aboki sponge) and Plan D( waking up early in morning before she does n do some heavy-makeup-removing fvcking) are in order...
If she can escape all these....then am truly FINISHED!!!!
grin grin grin
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:16pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I just can't believe what you're offering. But it's okay. I don't want you to show me your nude. It's weird I can't do it. But no offense tho. No vex okay?


aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

i knew you would be overwhemled and wont be bold enough to see the nudes of an adonis (me)



but then it seems u really want to see my nudes but just too shy to say it

thats why you are indirectly pushing me to do it.........

Instead of fixing my ego (which you nearly destroyed completelyangry) you are daring me the more

with the way u're currently making me feel more ............ I'm sure you want me to post dem here abi.......................................

I said fix my ego not beg me to not be irked angry
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 11:28pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! shocked shocked shocked

i knew you would be overwhemled and wont be bold enough to see the nudes of an adonis (me)



it seems u really want to see my nudes but just too shy to say it

thats why you are indirectly pushing me to do it.........

Instead of fixing my ego (which you nearly destroyed completelyangry) you are daring me the more

am sure you want me to post dem here abi.......................................
LOL, I'm serious. I don't want to see.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:34pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'm serious. I don't want to see.


then FIX MY FALLEN EGO!!!...............


you brought it down and dared me to send you my nudes when u said "cute koh" and now you have to rehpye it with ur words too


remenber i said fix it not beg me not to be repugnant
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 11:35pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



then FIX MY FALLEN EGO!!!...............


you brought it down and dared me to send you my nudes when u said "cute koh" and now you have to rehpye it with ur words too


remenber i said fix it not beg me not to be repugnant
LOL, I'm sleepy already. Don't worry it's not broken.
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, I'm sleepy already. Don't worry it's not broken.

shuoooooooh!
Is it ur ego shocked

i said you hurt my ego with ur words and that u should heal it with ur words too u're telling me u want to sleep eh? angry


dont you know how to make someone feel good with ur words just like u made him feel hurt and less hot (u almost made me feel less of an adonis too cry) with ur comments huh


anyways lemme just tell you
if u dont raise me ego back to its former level i'll blow ur wall with my nudes, blow ur phone with my nudes
cover ur email with my nudes
etc
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by makydebbie(f): 11:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


shuoooooooh!
Is it ur ego shocked

i said you hurt my ego with ur words and that u should heal it with ur words too u're telling me u want to sleep eh? angry


dont you know how to make someone feel good with ur words just like u made him feel hurt and less hot (u almost made me feel less of an adonis too cry) with ur comments huh


anyways lemme just tell you
if u dont raise me ego back to its former level i'll blow ur wall with my nudes, blow ur phone with my nudes
cover ur email with my nudes
etc
LOL, goodnight jare, I'm off.
And for your ego, I'll shout "HEAL".
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by samyfreshsmooth(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, goodnight jare, I'm off.
And for your ego, I'll shout "HEAL".



oh u think i'm joking abi............


Common to say u are ........ And ....... And very ........... Dat is harding you bah



issoraite
lemme first go and drop one sexy one in your email first
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by TheRealestGuy(m): 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2017
thickminaj:
grin

I'm shy so I had to take the convo a bit more private, hope you don't mind though smiley

Your moniker says it all, and like Drake you make me wanna switch to BBW grin

How recent is the pic on your dp? I'm thinking maybe you've lost a bit of that lusciousness, no?


I hope not smiley
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by thickminaj(f): 5:17pm On Jul 18, 2017
TheRealestGuy:


I'm shy so I had to take the convo a bit more private, hope you don't mind though smiley

Your moniker says it all, and like Drake you make me wanna switch to BBW grin

How recent is the pic on your dp? I'm thinking maybe you've lost a bit of that lusciousness, no?


I hope not smiley
Lol I took it last Monday... Had to loose the braids tho they were too tight..
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by TheRealestGuy(m): 6:57am On Jul 19, 2017
thickminaj:
Lol I took it last Monday... Had to loose the braids tho they were too tight..

Oh well, hair palaver cheesy


You really taking your signature very personal. Your new dp is...breathtaking kiss

So what do you do?

And as per your moniker, guess you love Nicki like kilode smiley
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by thickminaj(f): 8:08am On Jul 19, 2017
TheRealestGuy:


Oh well, hair palaver cheesy


You really taking your signature very personal. Your new dp is...breathtaking kiss

So what do you do?

And as per your moniker, guess you love Nicki like kilode smiley
I'm a final year student... Lol I don't lyk her.. I prefer Eminem to any other rapper... I just used Nicki cos that's what came to my mind.. Nd I read somewhere one can't change their moniker name embarassed
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by TheRealestGuy(m): 9:04am On Jul 19, 2017
thickminaj:
I'm a final year student... Lol I don't lyk her.. I prefer Eminem to any other rapper... I just used Nicki cos that's what came to my mind.. Nd I read somewhere one can't change their moniker name embarassed

Wow. Rare to see a girl that loves Eminem. That guy is simply a rap god. What's your all time best Eminem song
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by thickminaj(f): 9:50am On Jul 19, 2017
TheRealestGuy:


Wow. Rare to see a girl that loves Eminem. That guy is simply a rap god. What's your all time best Eminem song?

So final year student of which uni? And yea, the change of moniker thing is a downside of NL.

You're definitely more than meets the eye smiley

Can we go a wee bit more private? smiley

Twitter, BBM, whatsapp or PM?

fav of Eminem songs is Stan... all d qtns u asking are quite personal.. Pm
Re: The Unboxing Of A Slaymama by TheRealestGuy(m): 10:34am On Jul 19, 2017
thickminaj:
fav of Eminem songs is Stan... all d qtns u asking are quite personal.. Pm

Stan, that song always gives me goosebumps though.

I wonder what realm he was in when he wrote the lyrics to the song.

Check your mail pls.

Trust your day's been superb...

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