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How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by heskeyw(m): 10:10am On Jul 01, 2017
So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding ceremony!

This is a list based on this budget and I realised a N50K wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train, cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up with N50 change by the time you are done.

See list below:

A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000

Cost of hire of fairly-used Aba-made wedding gown: N3500

White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000

Tailor Workmanship: N3000

Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

Groom’s old tie: N0

12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000

Ozone Relaxer: N150

Bride’s Accessories (Old ones): N0

Hairdresser charges: N1700
Groom Haircut: N300

Best Man – Freestyle with old suit: N0
Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0
Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three – freestyle (On Your Own): N0
Bridal Makeup – Do It Yourself: N0

Bridal train makeup – Do It Yourself: N0
Cost of bulk SMS as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

Car hire from relative or friend: N0
Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500
Fuel: N3000
Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0

Wedding Photography (A friend’s or relative’s iPhone): N0
Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0

Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0
Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

Reception MC (Bride’s or Groom’s relative): N0

Music from relative’s phone (China phone preferably): N0
London-used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000

Wedding Cake from Cakes & Cream: N3500

Shortbread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300
Fresh Agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If Groom is still hungry): N100

Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350
A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to Ota): N1500

Freshly made zobo as wedding guests’ wine: N1000
Disposable cups to stand-in for glasses: N500
One packet of Cabin Biscuit for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chin-chin mixed together for small chops: N500
Big pack of Gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500
Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500
Balance: N50



Happy married life in advance!
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by sagerasaq: 10:16am On Jul 01, 2017
And they say Poverty will not live long? Bros how far naa? Na so d Poverty bad reach? Even d gal phone price pass like that.
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by inMyOpeenion(f): 10:17am On Jul 01, 2017
I actually wanted to pounce on you! But I remembered that today is International Joke day.


Keep the jokes coming dear!
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by inMyOpeenion(f): 10:24am On Jul 01, 2017
heskeyw:
So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding ceremony!

This is a list based on this budget and I realised a N50K wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train, cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up with N50 change by the time you are done.

See list below:

A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000
so you need to wait for black Friday that happens once a year before you get married!

Cost of hire of fairly-used Aba-made wedding gown: N3500
Aba made wedding gown? Are you sure the lady isn't your house maid?


White high heels from Dealdey: N3500 well, this one isn't too bad

Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000

Tailor Workmanship: N3000 only quack material and quack designer will fit in that price

Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000 hmmm

Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

Groom’s old tie: N0 even if NA 500 tie, pls buy one

12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000

Ozone Relaxer: N150

Bride’s Accessories (Old ones): N0

Hairdresser charges: N1700
Groom Haircut: N300

Best Man – Freestyle with old suit: N0
Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0
Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three – freestyle (On Your Own): N0
Bridal Makeup – Do It Yourself: N0

Bridal train makeup – Do It Yourself: N0 so that you can get strained and exhausted before the party start abi?
Cost of bulk SMS as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

Car hire from relative or friend: N0
Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500
Fuel: N3000
Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0

Wedding Photography (A friend’s or relative’s iPhone): N0
Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0

Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0
Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

Reception MC (Bride’s or Groom’s relative): N0

Music from relative’s phone (China phone preferably): N0
London-used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000

Wedding Cake from Cakes & Cream: N3500 wedding cake or weekend cake... I'm confused

Shortbread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300
rotfl... Poverty is a bastard
Fresh Agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If Groom is still hungry): N100

Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350
A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to Ota): N1500

Freshly made zobo as wedding guests’ wine: N1000
Disposable cups to stand-in for glasses: N500
One packet of Cabin Biscuit for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chin-chin mixed together for small chops: N500
Big pack of Gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500
Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500
Balance: N50



Happy married life in advance!
Lalasticlala and mynd44: we actually made it. One joke for todays International Joke day
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by idoncare440(f): 10:36am On Jul 01, 2017
the above poster should receive it ijn
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by inMyOpeenion(f): 10:38am On Jul 01, 2017
idoncare440:
the above poster should receive it ijn
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by Nobody: 12:05pm On Jul 01, 2017
God forbid bad thing!
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by heskeyw(m): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2017
inMyOpeenion:
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!
tongue
inMyOpeenion:
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!
What of a salesman ?
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by heskeyw(m): 2:33pm On Jul 01, 2017
Tiny23:
God forbid bad thing!
Nne, you should be happy, we dey for recession
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by idoncare440(f): 4:43pm On Jul 01, 2017
inMyOpeenion:
well, inMyOpeenion Idoncare about who you were referring to but... I'm not getting married to an Economist!
ha ha ha so u can't ? lol
Re: How To Throw A Nigerian Wedding With #49,950 Only by Johnsonifeoluwa(m): 12:14pm On Jul 02, 2017
good break down

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