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Oga Tailor! by pcaliphate(m): 11:15pm On Jul 01, 2017
"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone. Here is an insightful piece of mine titled 'Oga Tailor' #Enjoy.

Oga Tailor! I wan sew a new cloth,
Ready your biro and start to dey jot.
How the cloth go be, oya make I tell you,
No give me billing, me still dey for school.

Oga Tailor! I wan use am for party.
'Oyinbo Pepper' wan marry my aunty,
Put this for mind, as you press machine,
If you give me rubbish I go throw am for dustbin.

Oga Tailor! oya make we con talk,
No disappoint, don't leave me in shock.
My brother na solider for 'Army Navy',
If you do anyhow, no con beg me.

Oga Tailor! make I con tell you the style.
Sew am well well, me wan feel very fly,
To impress Ireti, my crush of tey tey.
So do am confirm make I double the pay.

Oga Tailor! hope the pen is writing?
I wan to start to yarn, oya do the jotting.
Write am well well, no later tell me story,
If you love yourself and you like your money.

Oga Tailor! don't worry again,
Our family tailor dey for the other side.
He sabi wella, he dey sew anything.
I go give am the cloth make he do am for me.


*Yepa! Yepa oo! Oga Tailor! why bottle for my head?*



By Olowo Tosin John

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