Learning how to satisfy a woman is no easy feat. Finding the center of gravity is about as difficult as getting an answer from your girl when you ask her where she wants to go for dinner. So when it comes to getting down and dirty, decoding her many sounds can be an almost impossible task. Is she faking it? Is she enjoying it? Is she bored and hoping you’re almost finished? Before your next romp in the sheets, take note of these vocal expressions.

1. Heavy breathing
This one’s a classic. She may not want to waste energy making actual sounds because she’s so into whatever you’re doing. When her breathing is heavy and rushed, you know you’re a champ.

2. Loud shrieking
She’s probably just watching too much P0*n and thinks you like this. In reality, she’s probably faking it and you are now deaf.

3. Low moans
Some women just aren’t very vocal and, if they’re shy, this goes double. Sure, you may think she’s forcing out any sort of sound to make you feel good, but trust us, it’s the highest compliment.

4. A weird noise she immediately regrets
She’s so into it and has no control over her body anymore, so this just slipped out. This may happen more often than you might think, so be nice. s*x can be awkward sometimes

5. Screaming
She might be super into it… or she might be in pain. We think you should be able to tell the difference. If not, ask her if she likes it.

6. Laughing
If something awkward happens, like you knock something over or someone hits their head, and she laughs, it’s probably because she’s comfortable with you and she’s enjoying herself. But if she’s just straight giggling the whole time, we can’t help you there.

Can I borrow this post ahead of my tomorrow showdown?

You omitted: when she starts talking gibberish

Hmmmm what if she is not making any sound

Charismatic107:
Hmmmm what if she is not making any sound

You are not hitting the right spot




Your meme cracked me up.

What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip?

adaksbullet:
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip? >

she must have cried cos ur English was bad.if u closed ur mouth and not say anything maybe she won't be crying.ur spoken English I believe caused the cry.

adaksbullet:
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip?

If actually you are faking to be an illiterate, you really sound so dumb and stupid, please no insult intended. But if truly truly you are really like this please refrain from commenting cos I epp you dey shame
Gush!!!!

adaksbullet:
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip?

fainted

I gotta leave this post

teresafaith:

If actually you are faking to be an illiterate, you really sound so dumb and stupid, please no insult intended. But if truly truly you are really like this please refrain from commenting cos I epp you dey shame
Gush!!!!

jus seen these gilr u are sayed I'm sound dumb and stupid and u are still sayed u are no insult me


Jus stayed on ur lain women I'm I mention u on mine post

madone:
she must have cried cos ur English was bad.if u closed ur mouth and not say anything maybe she won't be crying.ur spoken English I believe caused the cry.

bus maradona, whot his do mine eglish? Are u no no that that his how we prof used to talk on eglish haved u hear prof wola Soyinka talked? Patric idiagbon? Are u alway understand whot they are sayed at times? No! That his how they are train us on prof sch.......I pray u we reach our level

adaksbullet:
jus seen these gilr u are sayed I'm sound dumb and stupid and u are still sayed u are no insult me


Jus stayed on ur lain women I'm I mention u on mine post

I don't usually respond to dunce like you but I'll pitifully dignify you with one but after this I'm done.

Cover your face in shame cos you are a disgrace to your community.

teresafaith:

I don't usually respond to dunce like you but I'll pitifully dignify you with one but after this I'm done.

Cover your face in shame cos you are a disgrace to your community.

who his the dunce here u these okokomaiko dusbin?


I'm seen frusration on ur busy body .....mumu ode oshi

adaksbullet:
bus maradona, whot his do mine eglish? Are u no no that that his how we prof used to talk on eglish haved u hear prof wola Soyinka talked? Patric idiagbon? Are u alway understand whot they are sayed at times? No! That his how they are train us on prof sch.......I pray u we reach our level

nice one boss ur writing style of English eh.....

What if she calls you someone else's name?

adaksbullet:
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip?

Excuse me SIR, i beg ur Pardon,

This Ur Story don dey long o!

This Ur Fabu E Dy Madt gan

So I Say Wehdone SiR,

you sha wan kee everybody wth ur adaksbullet

adaksbullet:
What if he cryed wen u are put jus the tip



Cos I'm date mine gilr since on 3yr ago and she alway cryed if am whant too put the tip of mine kini too his kini buh am alway use force too enter his kini......if am entered him finish, she we jus be looked me till am come



While his she alway cryed if am only put just the tip?

oxford fall on u

teresafaith:

I don't usually respond to dunce like you but I'll pitifully dignify you with one but after this I'm done.

Cover your face in shame cos you are a disgrace to your community.

Why all the insult? Doesnt make a better world. ENGLISH OR GIBBERISH IS RUBBISH IF WE CANT TOLERATE ONE ANOTHER.

sirfee:
You are not hitting the right spot




Your meme cracked me up.

adaksbullet:
who his the dunce here u these okokomaiko dusbin?


I'm seen frusration on ur busy body .....mumu ode oshi

lwkmd

Efe16:


oxford fall on u

mine eglish fall on u

what about when she starts singing young ma's "ooouuu"?

adaksbullet:
mine eglish fall on u

lol.. this guy sef.. so you know your eglish fit fall untop person

Oyindidi:

Mama the mama,why that face?oya smile

sirfee:
Mama the mama,why that face?oya smile

Not smiling
How have you been?

WORDWORLD:


Why all the insult? Doesnt make a better world. ENGLISH OR GIBBERISH IS RUBBISH IF WE CANT TOLERATE ONE ANOTHER.

Don't mind the attention seeker,I prefer his english or gibberish to the tribal war on nairaland.

adaksbullet:
who his the dunce here u these okokomaiko dusbin?


I'm seen frusration on ur busy body .....mumu ode oshi

Fatality,you can't make heaven,you just murdered her with your engrishhh



Weldone sir

Oyindidi:
Not smiling How have you been?

I'm great,why are you not smiling?

sirfee:
I'm great,why are you not smiling?

So pikin fit forget him mama?

Oyindidi:
So pikin fit forget him mama?

Naaa sis,are you busy?let me chat you up.