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How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
1. She has tattoos

2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds.

3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is).

4. She currently or used to model

5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader

6. She describes herself as sapiosexual

7. She listens to Trap music

8. She's black

9. She wears dreadlocks or braids

10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism.

11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc

12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc

13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men

14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear.

15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym

16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable

17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child.

18. She hangs out with mostly dudes

19. She friendzones men

20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers

21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size.

22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men

23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time.

24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy

25. She hangs out with gay men

26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language.

27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up"

28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys.

29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes

30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever....

31. She's in the military...

32. She's a CNA...

33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on.

34. She regularly watches Reality Television....

35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from).

36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model....

37. She gives fake numbers to men....

38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time

39. She shops at Forever 21

40. She wants men to cook for her....

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Ezigboune: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2017
Anugom cool
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2017
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind.angry
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
.

Onila yaff enter market angry angry cry
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by lepasharon(f): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2017
Onila, I don't agree with this? angry
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 06, 2017
Blackhawk03:


Onila yaff enter market angry angry cry
This one don enter wetin pass market.angry
Wey the holy water and opa emi-mimo dey?

Deliverance lo sure ju.grin cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
This one don enter wetin pass market.angry
Wey the holy water and opa emi-mimo dey?

Deliverance lo sure ju.grin cheesy

We cannor handle this particular deliverance before it backfires. Lemme call Oyindidi Maami, she's got more anointing. cheesy cheesy

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2017
Blackhawk03:


We cannor handle this particular deliverance before it backfires. Lemme call Oyindidi Maami, she's got more anointing. cheesy cheesy
Wa gbayi jare eleniyan.

Lemme get the chains and ropes.grin cheesy

Makydee nko?

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:30pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
Wa gbayi jare eleniyan.

Lemme get the chains and ropes.grin cheesy

Makydee nko?

Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy

You've turned to something else, who did you roll with while I was away? shocked shocked

That one? She dey the oza room with thepussyhunter lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:32pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
Wa gbayi jare eleniyan.

Lemme get the chains and ropes.grin cheesy

Makdee nko?
I stopped reading when I saw, "she's black". undecided

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by ipobarecriminals: 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2017
they tie chain like on leg/waist.Frequent ikeja under bridge /elsewhere to fix jezebel eyes lashes, paint and repaint every paint able body part
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by thesuave10(m): 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2017
makydebbie:
I stopped reading when I saw, "she's black". undecided

Two accounts? Is one for savagery or something grin
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jul 06, 2017
Blackhawk03:


Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy

You've turned to something else, who did you roll with while I was away? shocked shocked

That one? She dey the oza room with thepussyhunter lipsrsealed undecided
grin grin

Is only Oyin mommy yo!I was too busy missing you.sad
Me keh,as gentle as adaba.grin cheesy lipsrsealed
You dinnor see my diary ni?

Hmmm lipsrsealed More action fall on them.grin
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 06, 2017
makydebbie:
I stopped reading when I saw, "she's black". undecided
grin grin grin Op is a nutcase.
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2017
thesuave10:


Two accounts? Is one for savagery or something grin
LOL, not at all. Just when I feel like.

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin grin Op is a nutcase.
It's the village people. grin
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Blackhawk03(f): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
grin grin

Is only Oyin mommy yo!I was too busy missing you.sad
Me keh,as gentle as adaba.grin cheesy lipsrsealed
You dinnor see my diary ni?

Hmmm lipsrsealed More action fall on them.grin

Lol. I didn't, lemme go check. wink

Kikikikiki cheesy grin. Amen

And we wee follow dem cause they will get married ooo... Pon Pon embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by MrDandy(m): 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2017
When I reach that number 8, then I realized the OP is mad, but still yet to enter market

God bless all my dark skin girls all around the world
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 06, 2017
Blackhawk03:


Lol. I didn't, lemme go check. wink

Kikikikiki cheesy grin. Amen

And we wee follow dem cause they will get married ooo... Pon Pon embarassed lipsrsealed
I musto chop ghana jollof for their wedding.cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2017
makydebbie:
It's the village people. grin
See gobe.shocked grin grin
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Fadiga24(m): 10:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
ipobarecriminals:
they tie chain like on leg/waist.Frequent ikeja under bridge /elsewhere to fix jezebel eyes lashes, paint and repaint every paint able body part

Jezebel eye lashes, I hate that thing.
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 11:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
Tahrah:
See gobe.shocked grin grin
grin grin
Her case is different nii. cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Feranchek(m): 11:17pm On Jul 06, 2017
makydebbie:
I stopped reading when I saw, "she's black". undecided

So all you do is to copy people's thoughts okwaya? Wehdon o!
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by makydebbie(f): 11:18pm On Jul 06, 2017
Feranchek:


So all you do is to copy people's thoughts okwaya? Wehdon o!
undecided
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jul 06, 2017
Onila, your highness has reached the high heavens. You need to go and submit yourself to mountain of fire for 3 months intensive deliverance grin

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by pepemendy(m): 11:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
onila:


1. She has tattoos

2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds.

3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is).

4. She currently or used to model

5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader

6. She describes herself as sapiosexual

7. She listens to Trap music

8. She's black

9. She wears dreadlocks or braids

10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism.

11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc

12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc

13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men

14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear.

15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym

16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable

17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child.

18. She hangs out with mostly dudes

19. She friendzones men

20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers

21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size.

22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men

23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time.

24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy

25. She hangs out with gay men

26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language.

27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up"

28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys.

29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes

30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever....

31. She's in the military...

32. She's a CNA...

33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on.

34. She regularly watches Reality Television....

35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from).

36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model....

37. She gives fake numbers to men....

38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time

39. She shops at Forever 21

40. She wants men to cook for her....
another yaba left escapee
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Oyindidi(f): 12:04am On Jul 07, 2017
Sense fall on you!
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by CAPSLOCKED: 9:01am On Jul 07, 2017

I THINK THIS LIST IS ABOUT WHAT MEN TAKE THE GIRLS IN EVERY CATEGORY FOR. ONCE THEY'RE UNHAPPY WITH YOU THEY RIDICULE AND SLUT-SHAME YOU. angry


UNFORTUNATELY NOT EVERYONE WILL GET THIS SARCASM.

WHILE A COUPLE OF GUYS WILL BE HAPPY WITH THIS, SOME LADIES HERE ALREADY WANT YOU DEAD. grin

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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Jaynom(m): 9:08am On Jul 07, 2017
Numbers 7, 11, 31, 35, 39 tell me This is definitely a YANKEE Article.
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by newslifeop: 9:36am On Jul 07, 2017
Hmmmm
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2017
41 : She bears names like Onila (HOEnila)
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 1:05pm On Jul 07, 2017
Jaynom:
Numbers 7, 11, 31, 35, 39 tell me This is definitely a YANKEE Article.

you are the only smart one in the room wink smiley


clap for yourself

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