Being a member of a forum, you come across and against different people from all walks of life. At Nairaland, majority of the people are Nigerians. It is inevitable that egos will clash and tempers will sometimes be frayed. Many people would have come across others whom they will loath, despise, pity or toward whom general negative feelings will be felt.

So Nairalanders, if given the chance, which fellow Nairalander will you gladly give the gift of a hot slap (or cold shoulder - if you abhor violence) because of their annoying/irritating/exasperating attitudes?

Let's have your views and why.

I will gladly donate my slap to ThiefofHearts. He is an obnoxious, rude, mannerless, argumentative noodle.

Is that what Jesus would do?

WWJD? tell TOH to turn the other cheeks (you know the ones i'm talking about ) for more slaps from me!

@ ThiefofHearts, Are you following me about? Haba, I left the Beyonce thread for you, now you have followed me here.

Isnt that what Jesus would do?

OK, I will give you a Glasgow Kiss. How about that?

i will slap my sister because if she wants to post shitty topic and she knows people will dis her she'll login as my username and post her nonsense topic, but now i changed my password

If I got to slap the number of silly people on here I would break my hand.

THERE IS JUST THIS ONE  PERSON I WILL LOVE TO SLAP SO BAD THAT I WANT A MARK ON HIS FACE , IS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, anonymous

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

JosBoy4Lif:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

go to bed don't u have classes tommmmm

2morrow is my wonderful day off , do want to come over

oh i know who i wanna slap so bad, but am afraid they might enjoy it, so i ll save it

JosBoy4Lif:

2morrow is my wonderful day off , do want to come over

I HAVE CLASSES TOMM, BUT THANKS FOR YOUR OFFER  

bluenubian:

oh i know who i want to slap so bad, but am afraid they might enjoy it, so i ll save it

I have a feeling I know too

ZuluNation:

I have a feeling I know too

oh am sure u do

gbade would surely love to slap gbade

*hic!* , don't mind me it's the sepe talking. . . .


@ topic starter:

i'd surely love to slap you for creating such a dumbass topic.

gbade. x:

@ topic starter:

i'd surely love to slap you for creating such a dumbass topic.

@ Gbade, I'd love to see you try. . One karate chop will be all it takes to finish you. Don't underestimate my skills mate

Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. . . .more shit-talk than ever. .

gbade. x:

Yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah. . . .more shit-talk than ever. .

*YAWNS*

as I requested earlier

Nairaland Rule # XXVI: No posting while intoxicated shall be permitted on nairaland, especially if your name is gbade x

no one, atleast nt yet.

i would like to slap thiefofhearts

lol all these people after me.

is that what Jesus would do, stilettos?

did i tell you i have a church?

forgot, you must be a heathen

did I steal your man?

ThiefofHearts, I see you are still winding people up , lol, Hope they don't call for your head soon.

lol smc

thief you can never steal my man, never. You look washed out and he has taste. heathen? oh well look in the mirror.

Stilettos:

lol smc

thief you can never steal my man, never. You look washed out and he has taste. heathen? oh well look in the mirror.

@ Stilettos LMAO, Now that was very funny, what did ThiefofHearts do to you? She wound me up sometime in the past too (but that is in the past).

Though it sometimes helps when u give vent to dangerous emotions, doing something like watching movies or listening to music might help instead of thinking of who to slap or who not to.
But then, the thread is interesting, but it might arouse the violent part of gentle people who are trying to keep a lid on the violence in them.

i am not taking this serious pls lmao lol any time she winds me up i kick my dog lol (joking) i am just messsing this is not a big deal