LOL here are some AGENDAS for last Valentine's day

lol
but i dont believe in valentine crap. . . .Clemcykul

My valentine agenda is to go to a gay club and try out gay intimacy.I don't like bitches anymore,i need something to fill the gap,probably gay people are less bitchy. . . antartica

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone
wait for her at the entrance gate *^{of course to prevent her funny father}*
get her into my tortoise car *^{that I borrowed from my richest friend}*
and drive of to Lagos Island *^{where things are happening}*
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC,
Take her back to her house
Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep.
. . . Ben-10

will go for confession ^{i really nid it}
show repentance by cleaning the church ^{so God can wash me tu}
wash my clothes ^{got heap of dirty undies}
watch wrestling ^{i nid to get tensed 4 relaxatn}
remeber to toast st.valentine ^{d man who died to prove luv does exist}

wat else i cant recollect 4 now . . .romsky.

Tell us on this thread how you will celebrate the Man who died to prove that LOVE exists.

*Are you gonna be like JACK in TITANIC? 

*Are you gonna get drunk and fall into the gutters to show your love for Nigerian Breweries?

Drop your Agendas. . .and let's catch fun

bundle my guguru and epa well well, bring am com TFC to sell

enof sales dat day ehn,

lol I already know, guguru hawker

just make sure u buy wella dat day, coz special gift dey for best buyer

Why will I come to TFC and settle for ordinary guguru and epa? My friends would disown moi

shaatap dani, wat do u knw abt love?

tyty u no well lol   _{funny chick}

ur wat?

Ben-10:

Why will I come to TFC and settle for ordinary guguru and epa? My friends would disown moi

den u knw nattin bout val if u cnt settle for well roasted guguru and epa, ur friends are just lyk u

abbey town, seriously, dats d best for dat day

my valentine?

i will sure make out with that chic . . .yes that chic.
i will invite her to my house . . .put love poison . . . oops, sorry, love potion in her drink
then . . .we will sing and dance, and thats all.

and after den mykolo? AIDS

u bad

i said we will sing and dance

so you can get AIDS these days thru singing and dancing? 

chei . . . i nor dey go Church again 

More . . .

Wake up in the morning, Say my prayers, start playing love jams on my DVD;
westlife, Celine Dion etc. Go to the bathroom, do the necessary things; y'all
know what i mean, Go shopping for my night outfit, get candles & roses and
a gift for my G. Get back home, relax; do my manicure/ Pedicure and take a
foam bath then get ready for the night out!. . . Officegirl

wake up 7am. send sms to all the girls, i have been admiring for years (xpcially my dream girl)

Go to Unilag sport center, to dust a friend in a hundred meter race (probably win a bet). then run the track round 40 times in preparation for next week saturday Glo marathon. sleep for 2 hours after a cold bath.

go to the palms to shop with my friends.

hang out with my friends later in the night to tal about music, football and all the latest gossips.. . . Riff-raff

mykali:

i said we will sing and dance

so you can get AIDS these days thru singing and dancing? 

chei . . . i nor dey go Church again 

Mykali, no mind Tyty. AIDS na superstition

please, dont believe that superstition. i dey beg you oh

I am gonna collect his cash

Go for SERVICE
be in d air for hours,sleep for the rest of the day

SERVICE?

ben its so unfortunate u forgot dat day is for God

tytylayor:

ben its so unfortunate u forgot dat day is for God

I wanted to know the kind of service na

Rommie, show me mine today with a recharge card na

@ Ben-10,
You have a question to answer in a thread "tell the moderators your mind:lay your complaints". Answer it now or snatching ur girl this 14 will be my agenda!

ben u r an executive beggar b dat o

hmmm meva knew we had executive beggars in 9ja.

Wake up by 12 midnight
call her, tell her how i love her
go back to bed
wake up by 7am
attend church 2hrs away from home
hang around at my friend's house till 5pm
return to church for usher's get-together
return home to watch Sunday night football matches
call her again after the matches
start my business for the week
head back to bed around 1am
shefini.

evidence say u neva tey for this world

i don tey ooo.its just dat ben doesnt strike me as an executive begger_{strikes mi as d usual ones}