[b]I Hate It When Somebody tell a girl
“You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook”

I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look “
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On my wedding day, the Pastor should better skip d part of ”Is there anyone here with a reason why this wedding shouldn’t hold………
I don’t trust my village people, anything can happen…….�
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If you call your bestie and he starts speaking foreign English, know that his crush is passin

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Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved But you only talk to men with cars
Are u baptized with petrol?
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That disgusting moment when you are kissing your partner and you notice some rice particles
in his/her mouth
And you asked
“Honey Did You Just Finished Eating??”
and your partner says
“No dear..I just finished vomiting”.
Fada laud, I’m ready now.
Take My Soul.!!!

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Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Call After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings

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I met a girl and asked her “what’s your name?” and she told me “LA CASERA”
Please what should i tell her my name is??[/b]