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Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 12:05pm On Feb 09, 2010
Breaking up with a partner can be
a very difficult thing some times

So, in your opinion, what's is
the best lines one can use in
breaking up.

Sample

Baby, you a very nice person, you
are perfect in every way and I think
you deserve someone that will love
you perfectly. I am sorry am not that
special one.
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by daylae(m): 12:22pm On Feb 09, 2010
Just two words.'i quit'!
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:30pm On Feb 09, 2010
What of if she says u r the special one?what will u say then?
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 12:56pm On Feb 09, 2010
nikkykay:

What of if she says u r the special one?what will u say then?

Thay depends on who
is breaking up with who wink
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2010
"Its not you its me" grin grin grin
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ravenzord(m): 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2010
Honey, when we started out I thought you were smart, funny and hot, but now I think you're just an opinionated b*tch who tells very dry jokes, and I'm really tired of seeing that birthmark on your right bum. Besides, I don't get any sleep anymore cos you're always snoring,and I hate all those chick flicks you love. What I'm tryna say is, by the time I get back I don't wanna see you, or anything that belongs to you, remember to drop my keys under the doormat, thank you.


P.S: I'da said this to you in person, but I'm too busy searching for your replacement.
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Gentleflwr: 1:28pm On Feb 09, 2010
you play to much nika! done, leave my t-shirt here
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by OYINBOGOJU(m): 1:34pm On Feb 09, 2010
MI O SE MO.

O TI SU MI

MALO

O DABO
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Scooby1(m): 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

"Its not you its me" grin grin grin


classic line there grin grin grin
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ddiamond(f): 4:22pm On Feb 09, 2010
mastalee:

Breaking up with a partner can be
a very difficult thing some times

So, in your opinion, what's is
the best lines one can use in
breaking up.

Sample

Baby, you a very nice person, you
are perfect in every way and I think
you deserve someone that will love
you perfectly. I am sorry am not that
special one.



^^^^follow by a very dirty slap and a knock on yah head, heart breaker shocked shocked shocked
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by kokoye(m): 4:25pm On Feb 09, 2010
You deserve much better.
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by waleski(m): 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2010
I wil av THE TALK with her. I wil say baby over d last few wks i av neva felt so much joy with u, u are sweet, caring industrious(start with compliments so it wil nt hit her hard) d kind of person a guy wil hope for but d thg is i av been thinking abt life nd i think i cannot be d one for u dnt take dis d wröng way it just dat u deserve d best in life a sweet persön who wil make u happy nd i am nt dat person dats why i am breaking up with u.i only tot dis up as i was writing so it wil be better if i really prepared
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by mastalee(m): 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2010
@d,diamond, wetin I do you
naaa. Pls save the hot slap o

cheesy
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by ddiamond(f): 11:50am On Feb 10, 2010
that what you deserve man,

shocked shocked shocked shocked

you dont have feeling at all after the love and care, you now telling me rubbish comot for my face or i will give you another one,
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by r231(m): 12:00pm On Feb 10, 2010
“You’re amazing, but I’m just not ready to be in a relationship right now.”

“Yes, I am going to continue acting this way until you break up with me.”

“I’m getting married”/ “I’m seeing someone else.”

“I need to be with someone more attractive.”

pick one cheesy cheesy
Re: Perfect Breakup Lines by Nobody: 12:34pm On Feb 10, 2010
get ur doctor's phone and send an sms to ur phone saying:

msg from: Dr.Guru
Subject: Test Result Report
Message: Mr.Yakub, i'm sorry to inform you that you test result came back and you tested HIV POSITIVE!

if she is d type that always read ur messages, she will run away by herself!

**NB** PLS DONT TRY THIS, THE OUTCOME MIGHT BE DEADLY!

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