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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:34pm On Nov 19, 2017
Guys I think my ex is stalking me,,, she's been googling my name on her computer ... I saw it through my telescope last night...! grin grin

Only few would understand

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:35pm On Nov 19, 2017
They Wear High waist Jeans While They're Pregnant. And When The Baby's Head Looks Like Bread They Complain grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:37pm On Nov 19, 2017
Conversation Between Lovers!!

"John was sitting in a Taxi when he receives a Text message from his girl friend asking:
"Sex Tonight?"
He quickly typed:"Yes!"
Then a Thief sticks his Hand into the Taxi and Snatches the phone from John
John gets out of the Taxi and Runs after the Thief Shouting:
Press "Send" For me Please! grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:39pm On Nov 19, 2017
When i reach a bar this festive season, i would notice one really ugly man. After few drinks, i will look at him again.
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If he's still ugly, then i will know that i am still fine. But immediately he begins to look handsome, i will know that i have to go home to sleep. grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 8:57pm On Nov 19, 2017
Krystaal:
Conversation Between Lovers!!

"John was sitting in a Taxi when he receives a Text message from his girl friend asking:
"Sex Tonight?"
He quickly typed:"Yes!"
Then a Thief sticks his Hand into the Taxi and Snatches the phone from John
John gets out of the Taxi and Runs after the Thief Shouting:
Press "Send" For me Please! grin grin
That one na kolomentality....

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:47pm On Nov 20, 2017
Krystaal:
A good girlfriend is the one that stays awake to kill mosquitoes, while her boyfriend sleeps.
You can argue with your ancestors! grin

shocked undecided cheesy
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by chinonso23(m): 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2017
Krystaal:
Guys I think my ex is stalking me,,, she's been googling my name on her computer ... I saw it through my telescope last night...! grin grin

Only few would understand

I no understand at all

Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2017
Krystaal:
Guys I think my ex is stalking me,,, she's been googling my name on her computer ... I saw it through my telescope last night...! grin grin
.
Only few would understand

Don't understand either undecided
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:32pm On Nov 20, 2017
chinonso23:


I no understand at all

Please don't bring up or promote any religious/ tribal Racist comments on my thread please.. I'm asking politely
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by lhawarl1(m): 8:08am On Nov 21, 2017
Krystaal:
Guys I think my ex is stalking me,,, she's been googling my name on her computer ... I saw it through my telescope last night...! grin grin

Only few would understand
abeg i wan understand
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by okikiosibodu(m): 2:46pm On Nov 21, 2017
lhawarl1:
abeg i wan understand
He is the one stalking the Ex, cos a telescope is used to view things from a far distance. More powerful than a pair of binoculars. Him stalking level no get part two grin
Cc: chinonso23, vivie01,

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by okikiosibodu(m): 6:21pm On Nov 21, 2017
Krystaal:
I wonder why those who call their self big girl do
close their laps when they sit, for you to buy
expensive panties of #10,000 and you are not proud to show it . You think you are doing me abi

Cc Vivie01

Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by chinonso23(m): 6:56pm On Nov 21, 2017
Krystaal:


Please don't bring up or promote any religious/ tribal Racist comments on my thread please.. I'm asking politely
I posted a pix , just pix and u are lamenting
What if I caption it
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by okikiosibodu(m): 8:54pm On Nov 21, 2017
OP, I perused your thread from page one to this point, I will say kudos to you. Well, I also experience the same thing you do I my thread..... People come to read, but very few like or share them. But you see many people online when checking the thread

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:59pm On Nov 21, 2017
[quote author=okikiosibodu post=62589503][/quote]

Oga what did I do now? Why did you copy me ehn? sad I'm I the fat girl in picture? smiley
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by okikiosibodu(m): 9:10pm On Nov 21, 2017
vivie01:


Oga what did I do now? Why did you copy me ehn? sad I'm I the fat girl in picture? smiley
I supported the post with a closely related meme, no offence intended ma'am. Oya shine your teeth let me see grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 9:17pm On Nov 21, 2017
okikiosibodu:

I supported the post with a closely related meme, no offence intended ma'am. Oya shine your teeth let me see grin

Oh I see. You come make I fear say whether na me be the fat girl. grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by hakeem4(m): 11:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
Krystaal:
I became a CEO at grade 10.
My class teacher used to say "Hakeem and your company, come here!"
lol

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:54am On Nov 23, 2017
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2017
At d supermarket today
There was a preety damsel infront of me, she bought 20,000 worth of groceries but her verve card declined, and she has no money to pay for it. So I remember my mum told me dat I should always help those who are in need.


















So I helped her
Pack all d groceries back in d shelves d way it was

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:43pm On Nov 23, 2017
okikiosibodu:

He is the one stalking the Ex, cos a telescope is used to view things from a far distance. More powerful than a pair of binoculars. Him stalking level no get part two grin
Cc: chinonso23, vivie01,

Lol thank you sir!

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:36pm On Nov 23, 2017
That awkward moment when you came back from school.
.
Then you when you open the pot, you find it filled with water. If you have never experienced this, you never went to school at all. grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:39pm On Nov 23, 2017
Not girls are in a relationship for money, Some are in to take pictures with your phone eat all your food & watch Zee world and Nigerian movies at your house....grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:40pm On Nov 23, 2017
My sisters! Don't let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband. Keep searching!! grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:41pm On Nov 23, 2017
Some girls be like, "I cannot cook cuz my mum did not teach me". Well, who taught you doggy style?? Idiot! grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:43pm On Nov 23, 2017
Doing MTN Sim swap is the hardest thing ever...They Ask you about the last call you made ,Your Last Airtime Balance, Your shoe size, Your pant size, The Last time you saw you Ex, Your bra size, even ask Who killed 2pac grin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 6:45pm On Nov 23, 2017
IF u think your life is miserable just know there is someone out there who's tryna masturbate but keeps on hearing footsteps coming towards the door grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:44pm On Nov 24, 2017
Krystaal:
My sisters! Don't let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband. Keep searching!! grin

Oga, come and explain this ooooo smiley

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:00pm On Nov 25, 2017
vivie01:

Oga, come and explain this ooooo smiley
grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:00pm On Nov 25, 2017
vivie01:

Oga, come and explain this ooooo smiley
grin grin
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:05pm On Nov 25, 2017
Some Friends Will Visit You Only Because Your Phone Takes Good Pictures grin...
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:05pm On Nov 25, 2017
Nigerians are funny
.
.
You will tell them that someone died yesterday and they will say...."it's not possible,I was with him two weeks ago!!
So?? grin

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