<b>Doctor : sorry sir, reports got mixed up We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma Husband : What should I Do now Doctor : Send her for jogging, if she Returns Don't sleep with her

When She says "Words Are not Enough to express my feelings" Don't be deceived She doesn't know the correct English to use

Some guys Cherish their NairaBet Slip More than their relationship Or na lie ne

I'll change my facebook name to NOBODY so that if I see any useless post I'll like it And it will read ""NOBODY LIKES THIS""

<b>Yoruba people please , It is not PENARITY, its PENALTY.

<b>Igbo people please , it is not CRAYDIT, it is CREDIT

<b> I lost my appetite for food . Ever since she said . She hates bananas because of the seeds inside

<b>Doing MTN welcome back these days
Can be so frustrating ehh
They'll ask you
.
Your phone number,, amount recharged last,, mothers maiden name,, fathers occupation,, ur present Girl Friend,, Ex 's name,, why you broke up,, the governor's hobby ,,
Even who would win 2019 elections

<b> I found a Bottle of Palm Wine from last month Under my bed So I decided to give it to my Dog And since then He has been smiling all day Looking at me --Hope all is well

<b>I always doubted that Berom Was originated from China Until Today, this guy wanted to introduce himself And he Was like My name is "Chung-Chung-Gyang"

Everything was going well Until she said I should check her --Last seen-- On instagram

follow me on IG @ RALPH_MAREN

CrookBoy:
<b>Doctor : sorry sir, reports got mixed up
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma
Husband : What should I Do now
Doctor : Send her for jogging, if she Returns
Don't sleep with her

This oga wants to take over my thread lol..nice one tho

The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does
exactly as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a photographer, sit down and be strong

Apart from me, who else just realised that E.g means "Example Given" I.e means "In Essence"? But i bet your teachers told you E.g = ‘’For example‘’ I.e = ‘’That is‘’ ‍‍‍ Are u thinking wat im thinking?? If you are just knowing the true meaning, join me as we go and collect all the school fee we have paid in the past

I saved my girlfriend's contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i
pick her call i say "HI LOVE"....
.
So yesterday, i ran out of airtime while talking
to her, so i had to use my friend's phone to call her without his notice, when i dialed her number on his phone, it displayed "MY LOVE". . . So i was
wondering how that smartphone knew i was calling her.
.
Smart phones are really
smart o!!!

*If you are a stammerer don't tell any Nigerian woman that her Toe is big..* *Only few will grab*

Krystaal:


This oga wants to take over my thread lol..on he one tho

That's bad of u Krystal
Why not appreciate his effort

chinonso23:
That's bad of u Krystal Why not appreciate his effort

Really ?? Didn't you see the Lol on my post ??...Sir I was teasing him

Krystaal:

This oga wants to take over my thread lol..nice one tho

thanks jas keeping the fun going

Repent u will not hear. Give ur life to Christ u will not hear later, when u see me in heaven.. U will be shouting..OJORO OJORO!!!

No matter how Black or Dark a girl is One Desperate guy will still call her "My Sunshine"

You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first? We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish..

Krystaal:
Na wa oooo nothing wey person eyes no go see for dis country ehn
I met a beautiful girl at shoprite today who
gave me her number when I got home only to realize that its today's date she gave me
090 10 09 2017. Menh!

lol Krystal your jokes are extremely funny.

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Krystaal:
That moment u are ask to wash the dishes...then u pretend not to see the big pot ontop of the stove. your mum will nau ask if ur eye is deaf

Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, kissed a girl on her forehead and it tasted like tiger battery.

<b> I just bought IPhone 7 200k But the thing is showing me Two hands � coming together Please is dea Nokia IPhone??

I bought suya from this Aboki for 100# got home and realized that he gave me 70# onion and 30# meat

If you want to talk to your babe and you have just 2naira on your phone.... Just call her and say this with an harsh voice
"So you think I would not find out abi?!"
Cut the call. Balance well.. Cross your legs and wait for her call. Don't thank me

If Only Nigerian guys can handle girls hearts the way they handle bet9ja slip, Relationships would be better.

Pain is when you enter a taxi and greet, but the passengers reply you, "sit down we are late"

Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will be shouting "U already know who it is!!". How we want take know ??! We attend the same waec lesson ??