Welcome to Nigeria
Where a guy uses the side mirror in keke, to look at the fine girl next to him ���

I can't wait to get old so that i will be sitting down in the varandah and be insulting children that didn't greet me

*Two boys introduced themselves to a gal,,,, "Hi, I'm John - but not the Baptist", and the second, "Hi I'm Judas, but not lscariot."* *The gal said "It's nice to meet you both .... l am Mary but not The Virgin" .....*

If DSTV can advertise themselves on DSTV, for DSTV users to buy DSTV.. . Then who am I, not to like my post?

CrookBoy:
Welcome to Nigeria
Where a guy uses the side mirror in keke, to look at the fine girl next to him ���

yeh! Them catch me sha

lhawarl1:
yeh! Them catch me sha

Are you a guy?

nice, keep it up

Don't feel ashamed to fart while urinating There is no rain without thunder

That moment when you're deeply asleep at the middle of the night and your phone rings and you pick it up, the caller asks 'are you asleep, did i wake u up?...nope! u tell the caller you you're at the middle of a meeting in his villa.

HOW AMERICANS AND NIGERIANS REPLY POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
.
AMERICANS;
OMG one dude just parked his car in the middle of the road, stripped himself naked and ran mad.
REPLIES:
ALICIA:
Oh… He must have been battling with depression for a while and no attention was paid to it.�
BRYAN:
Whats the location someone needs to call the paramedics?
KHLOE:
He’s gonna be fine, my team and I went after him and took him to rehab, I think he OLD.�
JAMES:
That’s cool Khloe you guys did great�.
.
NIGERIANS:
.
There’s nothing someone will not see in this country, one guy just parked his car in the middle of the road and ran mad…
REPLIES:
.
Real Mhiz Slay Queen:
Chaii Village people at work, they don nack am.�
DELE:
All igbo(weed) smokers �come and see your colleague.
SEGUN:
Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man, God don catch am today.
ANTHONY:
Segun thunder⚡fire that your generation!� Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?�
CHINEDU:
Segun you are an idiot!�
NWA Biafra:
Everything is possible in the zoo, Nigeria is a zoo!�
MissBeautyIsSlayBae:
Not my business, I need iphone8�this new year, please can someone help me?�
SUNDAY:
As you type Amen on this my post you will never run mad this year.�
MICHAEL:
Amen
IFEOMA:
Amen ooh
BOLA:
Amiii Jesu!
BEN:
Amen ooh!!
IYKE:
Aaaaamen!!!

I Love My Country �❤❤�

English - Ice cream... Igbo - hazicream . . Edo - Azkwrim... Yoruba - Highs screen... Ebira - Ass cleam.... Hausa - Askirin... Calabar - I scream... Tiv - hers Cleam... I don't want fight o, just admit it, forget about fulani peeps :/ :/ :/ . I don't think they can even pronounce a single alphabet... They be like (achikulim)

Lmao

Krystaal:
Somebody said, somebody oh!, not me that if you want to hide something from ARSENAL Forever, Put it Inside Champions League Trophy!!

kikikiki if dem catch uu

Krystaal:
Hey Guys Can I get a thank you if any of my post has made you laugh

NB: more jokes loading.....

na u try pass bro..... oga na boss

flames007:
lolz make them nigga catch u.

lol thank God I did not see anything

CrookBoy:
HOW AMERICANS AND NIGERIANS REPLY POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
.
AMERICANS;
OMG one dude just parked his car in the middle of the road, stripped himself naked and ran mad.
REPLIES:
ALICIA:
Oh… He must have been battling with depression for a while and no attention was paid to it.�
BRYAN:
Whats the location someone needs to call the paramedics?
KHLOE:
He’s gonna be fine, my team and I went after him and took him to rehab, I think he OLD.�
JAMES:
That’s cool Khloe you guys did great�.
.
NIGERIANS:
.
There’s nothing someone will not see in this country, one guy just parked his car in the middle of the road and ran mad…
REPLIES:
.
Real Mhiz Slay Queen:
Chaii Village people at work, they don nack am.�
DELE:
All igbo(weed) smokers �come and see your colleague.
SEGUN:
Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man, God don catch am today.
ANTHONY:
Segun thunder⚡fire that your generation!� Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?�
CHINEDU:
Segun you are an idiot!�
NWA Biafra:
Everything is possible in the zoo, Nigeria is a zoo!�
MissBeautyIsSlayBae:
Not my business, I need iphone8�this new year, please can someone help me?�
SUNDAY:
As you type Amen on this my post you will never run mad this year.�
MICHAEL:
Amen
IFEOMA:
Amen ooh
BOLA:
Amiii Jesu!
BEN:
Amen ooh!!
IYKE:
Aaaaamen!!!

I Love My Country �❤❤�

fada lurd......... make true oo

IAmAmbrose:
English - Ice cream... Igbo - hazicream . . Edo - Azkwrim... Yoruba - Highs screen... Ebira - Ass cleam.... Hausa - Askirin... Calabar - I scream... Tiv - hers Cleam... I don't want fight o, just admit it, forget about fulani peeps :/ :/ :/ . I don't think they can even pronounce a single alphabet... They be like (achikulim)

somebody hold mee before I faint

Buhari said that he will run 4 2nd term yesterday, and guess what 'HEAVEN WEPT' I mean it rained everywhere in Nigeria ....
#Who_noticed

IAmAmbrose:
English - Ice cream... Igbo - hazicream . . Edo - Azkwrim... Yoruba - Highs screen... Ebira - Ass cleam.... Hausa - Askirin... Calabar - I scream... Tiv - hers Cleam... I don't want fight o, just admit it, forget about fulani peeps :/ :/ :/ . I don't think they can even pronounce a single alphabet... They be like (achikulim)

lmfao!!! Kai chisos u people shud leave me oo my blood is paining me biko

thumbs up 2 u guys,una just dey make me laugh

Krystaal:
Our friend was accusing people for witchcraft, because he is failing all his subjects.
.
Then we decided to put him through a test. On the school closing day, we decided to put a 1kg stone in his school bag, and he came back with it today.

Like if you understand the post

Lol...na d guy de work against himself...d guy nor de open d bag atall

nekkygracie:
That moment when you're deeply asleep at the middle of the night and your phone rings and you pick it up, the caller asks 'are you asleep, did i wake u up?...nope! u tell the caller you you're at the middle of a meeting in his villa.

my reply to him will be
I will find you when I find you
I will kill you

flordz2002:
my reply to him will be I will find you when I find you I will kill you

https://www.howdoyounaija.com.ng/Random-Jokes/Ancestors/ ... �#jokes #random

Thats true oga krystal

Nice jokes kristal ;DNice jokes kristal