ayettymama:

^^^

one of the things u must do b4 u die!!

H2O2:

Oh mannnnn I don't even wanna say. Very nasty.

chic2pimp:

Do ke?
Neither my finger nor my tongue is going near that area .
The Joystick was created for a reason, ya know

vivaladiva:

really most pips dnt kno wat slutty is, shaggggging your  guy at wrk is being adventurous, tell u wat is slutty, giving a guy a fluting in a dark corner in a nite club nw that is slutty, or goin to a club wiv a tinny skirt n no nickers, hooking up wiv a  random fine sexy brova in the club, get all wet hot and bothered, get him to bck u up against the wall, face to the wall obviously, act like your  dirty dancing but actually his dcikkk is all up in u  your grinding like thare is no tmrw and u can bearly contain your moans, nw that ladies is sluttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

kokoye:

slutty's good at times, drives men crazzyyy when done at the right moment.

Maybe a freak is a better name to call it in such situations.

I went to this girl's house on a superbowl day in 03.  Her younger ones were in the main living room with loads of their friends while I was with her watching some music videos in the smaller living room by the corner. She sat down on me while we was gisting and playfully started doing the do . .with her back to me so she could see who was coming or not.  yoruba girl o, no be akata.

Talk about a quickie, she was trippin it cos I felt sooo uncomfortable - her youngers ones and friends just had to stand up n look back to see us.

I have been happily married to this same girl for 5yrs, just in case you are wondering.  

platinumnk:

^^You been needed it!
the was an instance of someone left an contaminated HIV needle in a seat that was hidden until u sat down

the needle said "Welcome to AIDS"

platinumnk:

^^You been needed it!
the was an instance of someone left an contaminated HIV needle in a seat that was hidden until u sat down

the needle said "Welcome to AIDS"

platinumnk:

Oh no!!! Chic how come u are in the sexuality section but yet so inhibibted>>!!!

Please tell me you're joking

Ebonyeyes:

Goodness gracious, I think I may have to start carrying my antibacterial spray to the cinema too I didnt know I had to worry about fluids in the cinema too The dude probably wiped his hands on the seat

chic2pimp:

I'm not joking oooo
At worst, I might give second thoughts to f.i.n.g.e.r.i.n.g but definitely not head. That is definitely a no go area.
I can, I shall, I will never stick my tongue down there ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

chic2pimp:

I'm not joking oooo
At worst, I might give second thoughts to f.i.n.g.e.r.i.n.g[b] but definitely not head[/b]. That is definitely a no go area.
I can, I shall, I will never stick my tongue down there ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nah sooo . Infact I usually carry a special handkerchief to cinemas which I use to wip the seat thoroughly and then immediately dispose off.
Only God knows how many times a guy has been jerked off or a lady f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d on the seat I might sit on.
Trust me I ain't taking that risk

platinumnk:

Oh Goodness! Im not so keen on head because men dont really know what they arw doing. . . but for someone DEFINTELY not to do it?

aich! I had to cross you off the hubby list. . .



Hubby List:
Abeke
Chic2Pimp
Bawalmo

Ebonyeyes:

C2P I hope you dont expect brain/hand job if you are not willing to return the favor because as you say that's why there is a d-ck and kitty

denzel2009:

I used to say that until I tried and saw the effect on the opposition.

ayettymama:

CHICK TO love-vendor IS BEIN SERIOUS

and when a woman marries him shell think shes found a husband

dont come to nairaland when u find out your best friend is givin her 'good times' oo!

THE AMAKA:

i showed a guy (well i knew him) my bosoms and let him play and suck on them. lawl.  

Krayola:

haha. Can I play with them too ?

@topic. . hmmn. I can't say  Too many too regularly.

i thought you were a virgin? and sorry, you can't touch these apples.

THE AMAKA:

i thought you were a virgin? and sorry, you can't touch these apples. 

it's okay, they're not literally apples, but you've never heard people say "How you like them apples?"
lmfao.
when you're ready to "penetrate" holla at me. 

THE AMAKA:

i showed a guy (well i knew him) my bosoms and let him play and suck on them. lawl.  

to be continued. . .
"I'm not that innocent. . ."--Britney Spears.

THE AMAKA:

it's okay, they're not literally apples, but you've never heard people say "How you like them apples?"
lmfao.
when you're ready to "penetrate" holla at me. 
to be continued. . .
"I'm not that innocent. . ."--Britney Spears.

mama-gee:

I'm not slutty so I have never ever done anything slutty.